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ok, is it possible for someone to name a rap song that is not about violence, sex, or money? all rap is the same to me, there is not one that i have heard with positive or meaningful lyrics. maybe thats why they "sing" so fast, cuz there is no point in hearing what they are saying.. no offence to ...

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I think this explains the War on Drugs pretty well.

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds, snakes, and aeroplanes, Lenny Bruce is not afraid...

Hard To Explain

Was an honest man
Asked me for the phone
Tried to take control
Oh I don't see it that way
I don't see it that way

We shared some ideas
All obsessed with fame
Says we're all the same
I don't see it that way
I don't see it that way

Raised in Carolina
I'm not like ...

1. Gephardt, Cong. Dick, MO - Democrat
2. Dean, Gov. Howard, VT - Democrat
3. Edwards, Senator John, NC - Democrat
4. Sharpton, Reverend Al - Democrat
5. Kucinich, Cong. Dennis, OH - Democrat
6. Kerry, Senator John, MA - Democrat
7. Lieberman Senator Joe CT - Democrat
8. Graham, Senator Bob ...

Dude, the guy's 80. Despite his past drug addiction and drinking problem, he's still lived longer than my grandparents.

But, then again, he's been in a coma... hell, music is what is keeping him alive. "Gotta keep moving; like a shark. I'll die if I stop."

He's working on a gospel album with a ...

Realize that every country has its own interests here; Russia, France, Germany, between oil agreements with Iraq and a good-sized Muslim populations, are against this war for that reason. The politicians know that they'll lose favor and end up losing power if they do this, not to mention the cheaper ...

I'm still waiting for the Rolling Stone review. It's not up on their site yet... which is odd... because they've already reviewed Elephant , and that's not out until next Tuesday. But, then again, Linkin Park's spent some dough on making sure the record wasn't leaked, which probably included holding ...

Eminem may be a dick, but so is Matt Good.

And we all love Matt Good, don't we?

Don't raise a double standard. Eminem's one of the most talented guys in rap, and probably the fourth most talented white rapper of all time (behind the Beasties, of course). Em's also becoming one of the people ...

Uh... doesn't SNL make fun of everyone, talented or otherwise?

Liam, Michael Jackson is walking near us. PUT YOUR PANTS ON!

And, yeah. RHCP=one of the best bands of all time. From funk to whatever genre you would call their current sound as (how about Chili Rock?), they've been experts at it.

Of course, who else could be an expert at Chili Rock...?

Uh ...

People have said I look like Rivers Cuomo.

Other people have said I look like Bruce Springsteen.

And if anyone can figure out how I can get "you look likes" for THOSE TWO, instead of one of them and then someone who actually looks like them, I'll give you a big sloppy kiss.

And, oh yeah ...

People enjoy labelling themselves these days. It's like saying your ethnicity before "American" or "Canadian". "Oh, I'm Italian-Canadian".

Does it matter? I'm American AND Canadian, I say. Because, well... half my family's from Canada, the other half's lived in America (or on American bases) for ...

It seems kind of... well, controlling, to try to change someone's music tastes. And it's judgmental to call rap/hip-hop "Bad Music".

But, I digress. If you really want him to be switched over to punk/emo, use these songs:

(punk)
The Clash - London Calling
The Clash - Should I Stay Or Should ...

Here's a good tidbit on why our math scores are lower than other countries:

A lot of European and Asian countries essentially don't allow students to continue on into high school if their grades aren't up to snuff. And it gets weeded down to eventually, the smartest people these countries have ...

On piano: Mozart.
On lead guitar: Hendrix.
On vocals: Billy Corgan, Aretha Franklin, Johnny Cash.
Background Vocals: Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, John Lennon.
On bass: Flea.
On solo guitar: BB King.
On other solo guitar: Eric Clapton (hey, this is a band with Billy Corgan in it. He has ...

Part I:

I do have faith in human beings, because this is a race of survivors, and I'm sure if you gave man back his freedom he would excel to heights never seen before. Who was it that taught you that man needs the state to survive? the state. doesn't it make sense for the body that needs you to ...

I think one of the Founding Fathers said this (Probably Ben Franklin): "Once people have experienced freedom, they will never let themselves lose that freedom."

Pretty standard argument, wouldn't you say? We were afraid of the British government in the late 1700's, but a good amount of people ...

Cruelty towards men by women also tends to be ignored... every day of the goddamn year. What a ridiculous "isn't this bad?" article. That's not reporting, that's propoganda.

Honestly, I swear... in ten years, middle class white male americans are going to be the most oppressed minority(Lest we ...

Human nature creates a heirarchy, just like any other animal. Some are meant to rule over others; there's always a leader in a pride of lions, a gaggle of geese; they've been put in that position by the rest of their group.

There is a reason why we elect officials in this country. We want someone ...