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Yeah, I've got my share of retarded friends as well. My best friend was getting into them untill she heard them on Conan O Brian. She was like, they are fake, they can't play live and he can't sing at all. They did sound terrible on that show. I just told her they prolly didnt get to do a sound ...

Edit: 3pm to 11pm shifts starting next week. you cant tell me there's ever been a worse shift time in the existance of bad shift times.

I worked from 11:30 am to 11:45 pm. Boo ya.

Anyway, I work at a pizza joint. Buck's Pizza to be exact. I do pretty much everything except deliver....which ...

Gee. What about all those people in other countries who've never even heard of Jesus? Wow. God is such an asshole!

You know those annoying Jehovah Witnesses? They publish literature in over 200 languages. Their work is even being done in countries where it is under ban; meaning they risk their ...

You're wr--aaaaah!

You're wr-whooooooaaah!

You-re wr-amalamadingdong!

Hey, you're right!

I have a sticker that says "guns don't kill people, relgions do".

Do you really think if people followed their religions as it is written in their own holy books that there would be this much killing ...

My parents think Matchbox 20 is a heavy metal band. It wasn't till I showed them *real* heavy metal till they understood that MB20 isn't metal. If that made any sense whatsoever.... =D

I have an idea!

Duct tape your parents and throw them in the back! Use plenty to ensure they don't escape. Then pay someone else to untape them so you can get a head start before they beat you down.

I will lock my kids in the closet. All of them. Closet children.

"But won't your husband disapprove?"

Of course, but he'll be in the closet too. All of my husbands. Closet husbands. I will shove food through a slot. Like a mail slot.....hmmmmm.....

Either that or I will beat them. Every ...

starving eyes wrote:also: i have placed SARS bacteria in your lunch, which i previously contaminated with mad cow beef.

I thought SARS was a virus.....

Here's an idea.... Raine for President! Hooray!

You guys....I bought the new cd....but I didnt get the sticker that supposedly comes with it. Does the sticker only availiable to Canadians? Or is it just because I bought my cd at walmart? Anyway, I felt I was jipped, so I stole the OLP promotional poster. Feh...losers!

I finally got it!

^smells like stinky gym socks

Ah.....brings back memories of my rockin junior year. Physics was a blast.

wasnt there a third one?

Different set of laws babe! I think you are refering to Newton's Laws.

*ahem* did you just call him babe?

Are you going out with him? I noticed something, but I wasn't sure. *awkward noob ...

^is Richard Simmons

Ah.....brings back memories of my rockin junior year. Physics was a blast.

wasnt there a third one?

Different set of laws babe! I think you are refering to Newton's Laws.

I finally got off my music downloading ass and bought Naveed and Spiritual Machines. I just happend to be in Austin. Lord knows the Walmart in Bastrop doesn't have it....

Why download it? It's available to buy today.

Unless you are like Galaxia and live in the retarded town of Bastrop, TX where the only place to buy cd's is Walmart, where you have to wait 2-3 days till the great and hardworking staff at walmart get off their butts and unload the boxes sitting ...

Hmmmmm, good question. I'll ask him if I get to meet him. And also....how big is....oh no....that will never work. *thinks about the road rash she would get after being thrown from the concert* Ouch!

emily wrote:um yeah. why's this thread in this forum? sorry if I make complete sense.

Little snot....

He's perfect! I think I just might give him the pleasure of marrying me.

What's that? He's already married?! I can fix that!