The ASK LANDO! Thread

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 4/13/2006, 6:01 pm

dear saman, that wasn't a question... :cry:

Post by **saman** » 4/13/2006, 6:03 pm

i know, i'm sorry! i wrecked your thread!

okay, okay, here's one...

*looks around* why is the weather so crappy?

think_about_it · Post by **think_about_it** » 4/13/2006, 6:37 pm

Dear Lando:

Why do you have so many crazy signature pictures that increase the size of your post?

Your Canadian Friend
Mike

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 4/13/2006, 7:36 pm

think_about_it wrote:Dear Lando:

Why do you have so many crazy signature pictures that increase the size of your post?

Your Canadian Friend
Mike

Dear Mike,

In all the years I've been on this Earth I've learned many things. Now I may not be old compared to some political legends such as Santa Claus or perhaps the Hamburgler, but they'll be remembered for shaping their respective countries in their own ways.

For me though, it's been a different journey. The many paths I've walked down and many I'm to walk down in the future lead me to believe that we all have a purpose.

My purpose was discovered on a windy day back in 1976. Mid May I believe. I was deciding what signature I'd use on the CM when Al and I would create the CM in the year 2002. Then, from behind an old Willow tree a small child appeared. His clothes were torn, his hat was dirty and he had a sheepish grin that truly fascinated me. Much more than the Cosby Show re-runs I see on TV from time to time. I asked this boy who couldn't have been much more than 8 years old, why he was was out on such a windy day. Over the next 20 minutes he told me his story and how he came to hide behind that tree for protection from the wind. This however wasn't what really moved me. During the boy's story, he told me that he was an orphan and that there were many others just like him. I assume hiding behind other willow trees, perhaps only during the month of May. What years they gather to do this? I guess I'll never know.

Anyway the point of my story was that this little boy said that everyone can make a difference. At that moment I knew then that my goal for the CM was to make this signature for the orphans.

So to answer your question sir...

For the Orphans.

afealicious · Post by **afealicious** » 4/13/2006, 7:44 pm

dear lando, why does antiperspirant have an expiry date? do the gods want me to smell?

Hope · Post by **Hope** » 4/13/2006, 7:45 pm

dear lando,

when will you ever post a picture of yourself?

your fellow cmer,
jenny.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 4/13/2006, 8:53 pm

Landon,

I'm thinkin' about chaning my signature again. The question is, what shall I chane it to? I look upon your wisdom to find my answer.

Your fellow prarie rat,

Johnny

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 4/13/2006, 8:54 pm

Hope wrote:dear lando,

when will you ever post a picture of yourself?

your fellow cmer,
jenny.

Hello Jenny, thanks for the question.

Here you go, If you'd like an autographed copy please let me know.

crustine · Post by **crustine** » 4/13/2006, 9:27 pm

can i have an autographed copy.

Landon

Why does the moon not fall out of the sky

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 4/13/2006, 10:55 pm

Dear Lando,

Will I ever make it through my mad amount of homework?

crustine · Post by **crustine** » 4/14/2006, 8:43 am

Dear Lando

My friends all wear Jellies are they cool?

crustine · Post by **crustine** » 4/14/2006, 7:25 pm

Lando

Who is this man?

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 4/14/2006, 9:04 pm

Dear Crustine, I have Roller Hockey practice in a few minutes so I will answer you later.

Also, to everyone else. So that I don't fall so behind in this topic, please only ask ONE question from me until I answer you. Once I answer feel free to ask another one.

The reason this thread keeps dying is because I don't like playing catch up to 30 questions.

I guess if 30 different people only ask one question I'm going to have to answer them all anyway, but this way I wont feel swamped by questions.

Thanks,

-Your friendly neighbourhood Lando

crustine · Post by **crustine** » 4/14/2006, 10:30 pm

so sorry dear neighbourhood Lando. I will ask nothing else of you. BTW i believe the person ^^ is also wearing Jellies if that helps matters.

you friendly neighbourhood Crust

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 4/15/2006, 1:48 am

Dear Christine,
I do believe that man may be Ken Shaffer. Random guess.
Sincerely,
Not Lando

Kathy · Post by **Kathy** » 4/15/2006, 6:19 am

crustine · Post by **crustine** » 4/15/2006, 8:23 am

good one alex:roll:
:lol:

crustine · Post by **crustine** » 4/15/2007, 8:31 pm

dear lando

are you up for answering questions?

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 4/15/2007, 9:12 pm

I don't see why not!

crustine · Post by **crustine** » 4/15/2007, 9:33 pm

dear lando

why does the moon not fall out of the sky?