These are hilarious. Prank calls to FAO Schwarz. I can't believe people pay so much for this crap...
Anyways, it looks like the site has tonnes of other prank calls that I haven't checked out yet.

Visa Prank wrote:VISA: ...And for security, I just need your mother's maiden name?
JOHN HARGRAVE: [I tell him] And Barry, for security purposes, I also need your mother's maiden name.
VISA: Uh ... my mother's maiden name, sir?
JH: Uh-huh.
VISA: OK. Uh ... please hold for a moment, sir.
[Hold time of 3:54]
VISA: Yes, thank you for holding. This is cardmember services, my name is Isabelle. May I have your 15-digit card number, please?
JH: Sure. [I give it to her] What happened to Barry? I was just on the phone with him and then there was a very long pause.
VISA: OK, for some reason you got transferred to the fraud department. I'm going to have to transfer you back to customer service.
JH: The fraud department?
faninor wrote:The credit card ones are excellent.
I've actually had my signature compared once before. The checker commented that they didn't match. But it was at Staples, and he realized this should be expected from people like me.