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I agree with the three people who mentioned "Our Lips our Sealed"

also,
Jessica Simpson feat. Willie Nelson - These Boots are made for walking.

Way to take a classic with a positive feminine message and turn it into a sexuality extravaganza.

I'm surprised no one mentioned A Perfect Circle's cover of Imagine. Personally, I don't mind it, but I know a lot of you hate it terribly.

[edited because I forgot Willie Nelson's name]
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AnnieDreams wrote:also,
Jessica Simpson feat. <country singer whose name I currently forget, but whom you can't hear at all anyway> - The Boots are made for walking.

Way to take a classic with a positive feminine message and turn it into a sexuality extravaganza.

*twitch* I like to forget that ever happened. Willie Nelson, why? WHY?!

AnnieDreams wrote:I'm surprised no one mentioned A Perfect Circle's cover of Imagine. Personally, I don't mind it, but I know a lot of you hate it terribly.

Yeah, I hate it.
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omg jessica simpson - take my breath away

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thirdhour wrote:Wait, you hate the original of dancing queen, or did someone else do a bad cover of it?


Sixpence None the Richer does a cover of the song. I think I died a little inside just mentioning it...
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happening fish wrote:omg jessica simpson - take my breath away

WHY GOD?!!?!


Yeah, and "Angels". Everytime she reaches that high note, I feel like throwing up.

Side note: what's with Jessica Simpson and cover songs?
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Oh, I think she realized all her own songs sucked and released an album just of cover songs or something.
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thirdhour wrote:Oh, I think she realized all her own songs sucked and released an album just of cover songs or something.


Hopefully she's not too blonde to figure out all her cover songs suck and maybe she should give up "music" and acting for the rest of eternity...
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Sadly, I don't see that ever happening. :crying:

Let's just put "any song Jessica Simpson's ever touched" on this list, eh?
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<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
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while on the topic of jessica.. her and nick are getting a divorce .. i think nick finally realized he married a complete idiot.
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also, it is unknown whether jessica was pregnant when they announced the to-be divorce.
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THEY ARE?
SHE IS?
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http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,17841,00.html

i haven't heard anything about jessica being pregnant but the divorce was announced a couple days ago.
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yah i think they released a statement that they're splitting
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Gah, who caaaaaaaaaares?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? :wall:

Sorry. :oops:
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<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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nikki4982 wrote:Gah, who caaaaaaaaaares?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? :wall:


I was wondering the same thing!

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sorry.
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Sorry, I just... couldn't care less about either of them. :*)**
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<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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