faninor wrote:I was always scared of the disappeareance of Raine thread. So I don't know how the story goes. I need the doodles, don't leave me hanging!
You would've been scared had you read it, too.
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<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us, above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>
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Open your eyes to nights and days, you close them up and float away and somehow inbetween you've got to master lying to yourself you back the cause, get out of school, you get a job, the job gets you and somehow every day you end up serving somebody else now if that ain't panic that you're feeling, then you damn well better start you can drive it into that head of yours with the hammer in your heart.
And it's alriiiiiiiight now, take the world and make it yours again.
<table><tr><td>~ Nikki Edwards Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop"></td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font> "If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
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aerin wrote:It all started of a Friday night when Aerin was hungry and didn't know what to eat. All five pages of this madness occurred within an hour.
Aerin asks what she should eat.
Various people reply with suggestions: Pizza. Waffles. Sandwich.
Alex suggests a pizza-waffle sandwich: "Which is the bread and which is the middle is up to you." Little did Aerin know that that tasty concoction would instantly kill her, and that Alex and Josh were SECRETLY PLOTTING HER DEMISE.
Josh and Alex offer helpful hints, such as covering the pizza-waffle sandwich with tomato syrup and macaroni and cheese, meanwhile whispering amongst themselves about their evil plan.
Josh, however, has a good heart and warns Aerin not-so-subtly of the trap into which she has so innocently fallen. Alex is furious and threatens to remove Josh's testicles with a paring knife.
Aerin insists that no one conspire to kill her in her dinner thread, and suggests they do so in other threads.
Alex responds, cryptically: "And suddenly, the truth is revealed, like a naked lady in a cake: You ARE the dinner!"
Aerin responds that cake sounds tasty (she is really very hungry, you see), and Alex says she knows who can be the lady: Josh!
Josh is confused. Aerin is now horny AND hungry (horngry?). Alex uses "mixing the waffle batter" as a euphemism for masturbation. Aerin suggests "tossing the pizza dough."
Josh gets second thoughts, so Alex and Aerin get the handcuffs ready.
The other Josh pops into the thread at this point to suggest that Aerin have Italian food for dinner. Incoherence ensues. Something about Alex jumping out of a cake, and "icing" used as a euphemism for semen. Josh fears for his virginity.
The other Josh suggests chicken marselas.
Meanwhile, Aerin has forgotten all about food and is intent now on moofing Josh in a cake. Alex now officially declares the thread to be an orgy.
The sentence "It's okay, Josh. You don't NEED an impressive penis to masturbate in my cake" is uttered, and the most disturbing thing about it is that it makes perfect sense in context.
Moofing occurs, although Josh seems unaware of it. Back in real life, Aerin orders a pizza, and Alex points out that the thread should have ended at post two, which suggested that Aerin order pizza.
Aerin replies that if it had stopped at post two, they'd have "missed all the murder plots, strange food combinations, and kinky sex."
Pizza arrives, Aerin shares it with Alex and Johnathan, but not the other Josh.
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Pizza waffle sandwich should be added to the CM Dictionary.
<table><tr><td>~ Nikki Edwards Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop"></td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font> "If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
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<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us, above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>
<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>
I think she was commenting on the spelling of "censored".
We here on the CM are spelling and grammar nazis! If it doesn't chase you away, it makes you a better writer!
<table><tr><td>~ Nikki Edwards Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop"></td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font> "If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">
<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us, above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>
<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>
<table><tr><td>~ Nikki Edwards Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop"></td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font> "If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">
<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us, above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>
<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>
Yeah, Rusty, now you speak like a real person, not a teenage AOL... person. We're great influences!!! (At least when it comes to that. )
<table><tr><td>~ Nikki Edwards Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop"></td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font> "If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">
<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us, above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>
<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>