The official OLP ms paint doodles thread

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 11/3/2005, 1:19 am

faninor wrote:I was always scared of the disappeareance of Raine thread. So I don't know how the story goes. I need the doodles, don't leave me hanging!

You would've been scared had you read it, too.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 11/12/2005, 11:23 pm

i'll cut you a deal nikki, you dig up that thread for me and i'll make another comic

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 11/13/2005, 6:10 am

Sounds good!

I wish I wasn't beyond dead tired, though. But alas, it's worth it! *digs*

http://www.clumsymonkey.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=3431

I also found this awesome thread on the hunt!

http://www.clumsymonkey.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=8872

Aww.

Soozy · Post by **Soozy** » 11/13/2005, 6:23 am

and there goes the rest of my day ...

oooh the memories.

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 11/13/2005, 6:27 am

I didn't even start reading... I need SLEEP!!

Post by **faninor** » 11/13/2005, 1:46 pm

I read a few posts in the disappearance of Raine thread again. :O

And gave up on it again. :O

I like the comic more.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 11/13/2005, 3:50 pm

http://www.clumsymonkey.net/phpBB2/view ... 48&start=0

OH MY GOD I TOTALLY REMEMBER THAT! I've seriously hurt something in my side laughing at that

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 11/13/2005, 3:51 pm

aerin wrote:It all started of a Friday night when Aerin was hungry and didn't know what to eat. All five pages of this madness occurred within an hour.

Aerin asks what she should eat.

Various people reply with suggestions: Pizza. Waffles. Sandwich.

Alex suggests a pizza-waffle sandwich: "Which is the bread and which is the middle is up to you." Little did Aerin know that that tasty concoction would instantly kill her, and that Alex and Josh were SECRETLY PLOTTING HER DEMISE.

Josh and Alex offer helpful hints, such as covering the pizza-waffle sandwich with tomato syrup and macaroni and cheese, meanwhile whispering amongst themselves about their evil plan.

Josh, however, has a good heart and warns Aerin not-so-subtly of the trap into which she has so innocently fallen. Alex is furious and threatens to remove Josh's testicles with a paring knife.

Aerin insists that no one conspire to kill her in her dinner thread, and suggests they do so in other threads.

Alex responds, cryptically: "And suddenly, the truth is revealed, like a naked lady in a cake: You ARE the dinner!"

Aerin responds that cake sounds tasty (she is really very hungry, you see), and Alex says she knows who can be the lady: Josh!

Josh is confused. Aerin is now horny AND hungry (horngry?). Alex uses "mixing the waffle batter" as a euphemism for masturbation. Aerin suggests "tossing the pizza dough."

Josh gets second thoughts, so Alex and Aerin get the handcuffs ready.

The other Josh pops into the thread at this point to suggest that Aerin have Italian food for dinner. Incoherence ensues. Something about Alex jumping out of a cake, and "icing" used as a euphemism for semen. Josh fears for his virginity.

The other Josh suggests chicken marselas.

Meanwhile, Aerin has forgotten all about food and is intent now on moofing Josh in a cake. Alex now officially declares the thread to be an orgy.

The sentence "It's okay, Josh. You don't NEED an impressive penis to masturbate in my cake" is uttered, and the most disturbing thing about it is that it makes perfect sense in context.

Moofing occurs, although Josh seems unaware of it. Back in real life, Aerin orders a pizza, and Alex points out that the thread should have ended at post two, which suggested that Aerin order pizza.

Aerin replies that if it had stopped at post two, they'd have "missed all the murder plots, strange food combinations, and kinky sex."

Pizza arrives, Aerin shares it with Alex and Johnathan, but not the other Josh.

wicked

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 11/14/2005, 7:17 am

The CM's had some fun threads in it's time.

Pizza waffle sandwich should be added to the CM Dictionary.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 11/14/2005, 9:06 am

Sweet! I got some pizza

Illusion · Post by **Illusion** » 11/19/2005, 12:21 am

Okay, let's go easy on the noobie:

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 11/19/2005, 12:24 am

sensored?

Illusion · Post by **Illusion** » 11/19/2005, 12:29 am

superrgirll wrote:sensored?

Some things are better left undisturbed

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nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 11/19/2005, 3:17 am

I think she was commenting on the spelling of "censored".

We here on the CM are spelling and grammar nazis! If it doesn't chase you away, it makes you a better writer!

namkablam · Post by **namkablam** » 11/19/2005, 8:53 am

nazis breast feeding!!

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 11/19/2005, 10:35 am

Illusion · Post by **Illusion** » 11/20/2005, 12:06 am

nikki4982 wrote: I think she was commenting on the spelling of "censored".

We here on the CM are spelling and grammar nazis! If it doesn't chase you away, it makes you a better writer!

Oh I see. I'm an Engineering student, so you can imagine that spelling and grammar isn't one of my strong points

. But I'll try harder next time.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 11/20/2005, 1:03 am

I remember when I first joined. I got yelled at, for a lack of punctuation and capitalization.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 11/20/2005, 1:11 am

Oh, how you've learned.

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 11/20/2005, 6:39 am

Yeah, Rusty, now you speak like a real person, not a teenage AOL... person. We're great influences!!! (At least when it comes to that.

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