The Bad Jokes Thread

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 3/11/2005, 12:38 am

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 3/11/2005, 12:39 am

i wouldn't call it a stick. it's proper name would be "a stick with no bark"

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 3/11/2005, 12:40 am

What's green and brown and falls out of a tree?

A pool table.

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 3/11/2005, 1:31 am

superrgirll wrote:i wouldn't call it a stick. it's proper name would be "a stick with no bark"

but its technically still a stick

i mean my proper name would be Joe
but im technically still a super stud

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 3/11/2005, 1:32 am

i dont know why this is called the "bad" jokes thread, these jokes are amazing

hahahaha...... loaf of bread

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 3/11/2005, 1:33 am

BECAUSE A LOAF OF BREAD CANT FLY

brilliant

Post by **faninor** » 3/11/2005, 1:34 am

Nor can it pilot a plane.

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 3/11/2005, 1:36 am

why did you have to come along and make it not funny

now im full of sorrow, and anger

but mostly sorrow

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 3/11/2005, 10:23 pm

Two peanuts were walking down the street.
One was a salted.

ihatethunderbay · Post by **ihatethunderbay** » 3/11/2005, 10:25 pm

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movie?

Because it was rated Arrrrrr.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 3/11/2005, 10:26 pm

What's round and goes Grrr?

an angry circle

laurel · Post by **laurel** » 3/11/2005, 10:48 pm

happeningfish wrote:Two peanuts were walking down the street.
One was a salted.

you just made my night. you have no idea. i looked at it, thought 'wha?', then two seconds later, was "a salted" with amusement. (hah, i used a pun..or...something...)

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 3/11/2005, 11:30 pm

*ba dum chsh*

Hope · Post by **Hope** » 3/12/2005, 12:05 am

where does the king keep his armies?

up his sleevies.

*dies*

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 3/12/2005, 1:33 am

Keep 'em comin' folks.

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 3/12/2005, 1:52 am

why were the orange juice workers laid off in florida?

they couldn't concentrate.

reza · Post by **reza** » 3/12/2005, 10:04 am

...it would make more sense if it was that they could concentrate. because that would require less orange juice...good effort though

tasha · Post by **tasha** » 3/12/2005, 6:36 pm

someone posted a joke on here once... something about a monkey, ithink, and it made my entire year. but now i can't remember it!

p.s. that snoop dogg joke (or soemthing very close) was in my sig for a year. lol

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 3/12/2005, 6:58 pm

dorky_brunette wrote:
happeningfish wrote:Two peanuts were walking down the street.
One was a salted.

you just made my night. you have no idea. i looked at it, thought 'wha?', then two seconds later, was "a salted" with amusement. (hah, i used a pun..or...something...)

yeah i had the same reaction when i heard it :lol:

it's a joke best told aloud
fuckin' hilarious

reza · Post by **reza** » 3/12/2005, 8:46 pm

i've heard a lot of these before