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I couldn't find the original :cry:


Two guys are sitting in a bar.
The first guy says, "hey, where are you from?"
Second guy answers "oh, i'm from Ireland."
"No kidding, I'm from Ireland too? whereabouts?"
"Dublin"
"Oh no way! So am I! What High school did you go to?"
"St. Mary's. I graduated in 1979"
"This is uncanny! I went to St. Mary's and graduated in '79!"
"This is crazy! Let my buy you a round, then!"

A guy walks into the bar and asks the bartender what's new.
Bartender answers, "Oh, not much, the O'Malley twins are drunk again."
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I don't get it.
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:lol:
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:lol: :lol: I liked it.
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what's invisible and smells like carrots?





















bunny farts!
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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella with him everywhere??














Fo' Drizzle.
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happeningfish wrote:I couldn't find the original :cry:


Two guys are sitting in a bar.
The first guy says, "hey, where are you from?"
Second guy answers "oh, i'm from Ireland."
"No kidding, I'm from Ireland too? whereabouts?"
"Dublin"
"Oh no way! So am I! What High school did you go to?"
"St. Mary's. I graduated in 1979"
"This is uncanny! I went to St. Mary's and graduated in '79!"
"This is crazy! Let my buy you a round, then!"

A guy walks into the bar and asks the bartender what's new.
Bartender answers, "Oh, not much, the O'Malley twins are drunk again."

:lol: I like that.
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What's the difference between a duck?


[shadow=black]One of its legs is both the same.[/shadow]
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?











a pick pocket snatches watches....
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I heard that one in the bar last night... don't hurt me, I'm a product of society.
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I can't delete! oh well
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Dude.

Read.

Above!

I so beat you to that!
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what's brown and sticky?














a stick.
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what if the bark is off the stick?

then its not brown
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well, then it's technically not a stick. it's a stick with the bark off.
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it technically is still a stick, you just called it a stick yourself
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no, i called it a stick WITH the bark off.
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Post by happening fish »

±faninor² wrote:What's the difference between a duck?


[shadow=black]One of its legs is both the same.[/shadow]


you just broke me.

also, the pickpocket one is awesome :lol:
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exactly

so technically still a stick, just with no bark
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