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baby_dracula wrote::gravity: :bonk:


Funniest. Emoticon. Ever. :lol:
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8O

That is one huge quote. Hehe.
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awww you've probably scared her away by now :lol:
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starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
baby_dracula wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
happeningfish wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
afealicious wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
afealicious wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Rusty wrote:
afealicious wrote:
Rusty wrote:
afealicious wrote:
Rusty wrote:
afealicious wrote::O HI SEELY!

everyone give a warm welcome to seely because she's noobier than me and she's just so cool.

'specially you rusty. *poke* :P

oh and i think i passed science...:dance:


I feel so abused.


awwww. well tis in good fun. plus i don't know anyone else well enough, lol. short bios anyone?

this hurr be jen from toronto, 13 years old and full of spunk. :bonk: don't call me kiddo. :naughty: and i'm really not that...abusive..., only if you're exceptionally cool. or a foolish, foolish clod.


So would I be exceptionally cool, or a foolish, foolish clod?


i'll go ahead and let you take your pick. :heythere:


So I'm exceptionally cool.


i dont think this has been quoted enough times yet.


seriously


you sure?


almost positive


thats not 100% then
is that your final answer?


if it is, then do i have to stop quoting?


im not sure to tell you the truth


well then no, i have plenty more answers where that came from.


that is good to know
yes yes it is


oh boy i love pyramids!! :nana:


do you now?


it is believed that placing a dull knife under a perfect pyramid shape will channel some unknown energies and restore its sharpness. putting food under pyramids is supposed to make them go longer without spoiling as well. :O


i see
thats rather messed up and such


dude, I totally read a book a long time ago about this girl who liked ancient egyptian stuff a lot and she did an experiment where she put a piece of meat and a dead mouse under a box and under a pyramid and the pyramid ones decomposed way slower :nod: then she travelled back in time!


ha! look at the posts in the middle...
what's gonna happen when the lines get too small to fit anything?


weeeeee :dance:


dude
atleast alex had a story
you suck steve


:crying:


all this fun without me??

don't cry. i still love you. :nod:


i wasnt crying but thank you :love:


so one time some friends and i went to the market, cause i was in need of a little carbon monoxide to make soup... cause let's face it, soup just isnt soup without a little death-capability.

anyway... we ended up taking home a small village worth of wax paper and we made houses out of it, and lived in them for a while....

it was like a village made out of a village worth of wax paper.

so like, litterally a villag worth of wax paper.

then we all went to school and studied the adhesive properties of tree sap.

it was a bitch cause that stuff is so damn adhesive.

word on the street is if you have enough tree sap you can install carpets for free. then you can even eat the leftovers. it nuts. seriously.


i very much enjoyed your story
please continue it


THEN, we dressed up like gypsied and tried to sell sea-shells that werent even real sea shells. they were cardboard sea shells.

and it wasnt even real cardboard. it was the cheap kind that hallmark uses to make get well cards.

if anyone i know ever needs to get well, i'm gonna fly to botzwana and bring back the real thing.. with live crustacians still inside just for proof

it gonna be nuts. seriously

i'll probably end up selling them though... and just using the money for some crazy expensive treatment.

maybe i can put hallmark out of business in the process and go on to open up a plastic melting facility. It'll have state of the art plastic melters. For real. Those things will just go bezerk on that plastic. Make it wish it wasnt even plastic or anything


but it is.



that's the whole point, cause if it wasnt plastic, my plastic melting factory couldn't really do much along the lines of liquification.





ultimately i'd go bankrupt and my second cousin or whoever needed the card probably wouldnt get well. and i'd have to take up kickboxing in my basement for when everyone filed lawsuits. it would be like rocky IV, but only i'm not rocky and i wasnt produced by newline cinemas or anything crazy like that.


seriously.


the question is....did you get the bamboo out of the giant omlette sitting on the bat's bedspread?
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the pyramid is getting so long at the bottom!
the channelled energies at the centre shall be lost if the pyramid does not keep it's shape!
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baby_dracula wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
baby_dracula wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
happeningfish wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
afealicious wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
afealicious wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Rusty wrote:
afealicious wrote:
Rusty wrote:
afealicious wrote:
Rusty wrote:
afealicious wrote::O HI SEELY!

everyone give a warm welcome to seely because she's noobier than me and she's just so cool.

'specially you rusty. *poke* :P

oh and i think i passed science...:dance:


I feel so abused.


awwww. well tis in good fun. plus i don't know anyone else well enough, lol. short bios anyone?

this hurr be jen from toronto, 13 years old and full of spunk. :bonk: don't call me kiddo. :naughty: and i'm really not that...abusive..., only if you're exceptionally cool. or a foolish, foolish clod.


So would I be exceptionally cool, or a foolish, foolish clod?


i'll go ahead and let you take your pick. :heythere:


So I'm exceptionally cool.


i dont think this has been quoted enough times yet.


seriously


you sure?


almost positive


thats not 100% then
is that your final answer?


if it is, then do i have to stop quoting?


im not sure to tell you the truth


well then no, i have plenty more answers where that came from.


that is good to know
yes yes it is


oh boy i love pyramids!! :nana:


do you now?


it is believed that placing a dull knife under a perfect pyramid shape will channel some unknown energies and restore its sharpness. putting food under pyramids is supposed to make them go longer without spoiling as well. :O


i see
thats rather messed up and such


dude, I totally read a book a long time ago about this girl who liked ancient egyptian stuff a lot and she did an experiment where she put a piece of meat and a dead mouse under a box and under a pyramid and the pyramid ones decomposed way slower :nod: then she travelled back in time!


ha! look at the posts in the middle...
what's gonna happen when the lines get too small to fit anything?


weeeeee :dance:


dude
atleast alex had a story
you suck steve


:crying:


all this fun without me??

don't cry. i still love you. :nod:


i wasnt crying but thank you :love:


so one time some friends and i went to the market, cause i was in need of a little carbon monoxide to make soup... cause let's face it, soup just isnt soup without a little death-capability.

anyway... we ended up taking home a small village worth of wax paper and we made houses out of it, and lived in them for a while....

it was like a village made out of a village worth of wax paper.

so like, litterally a villag worth of wax paper.

then we all went to school and studied the adhesive properties of tree sap.

it was a bitch cause that stuff is so damn adhesive.

word on the street is if you have enough tree sap you can install carpets for free. then you can even eat the leftovers. it nuts. seriously.


i very much enjoyed your story
please continue it


THEN, we dressed up like gypsied and tried to sell sea-shells that werent even real sea shells. they were cardboard sea shells.

and it wasnt even real cardboard. it was the cheap kind that hallmark uses to make get well cards.

if anyone i know ever needs to get well, i'm gonna fly to botzwana and bring back the real thing.. with live crustacians still inside just for proof

it gonna be nuts. seriously

i'll probably end up selling them though... and just using the money for some crazy expensive treatment.

maybe i can put hallmark out of business in the process and go on to open up a plastic melting facility. It'll have state of the art plastic melters. For real. Those things will just go bezerk on that plastic. Make it wish it wasnt even plastic or anything


but it is.



that's the whole point, cause if it wasnt plastic, my plastic melting factory couldn't really do much along the lines of liquification.





ultimately i'd go bankrupt and my second cousin or whoever needed the card probably wouldnt get well. and i'd have to take up kickboxing in my basement for when everyone filed lawsuits. it would be like rocky IV, but only i'm not rocky and i wasnt produced by newline cinemas or anything crazy like that.


seriously.


the question is....did you get the bamboo out of the giant omlette sitting on the bat's bedspread?


I thought I was in this before. Maybe I'm thinking of another, similar one.
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, I'll find the way to peace and openness.

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Axtech wrote:
baby_dracula wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
baby_dracula wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
happeningfish wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
afealicious wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
afealicious wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Rusty wrote:
afealicious wrote:
Rusty wrote:
afealicious wrote:
Rusty wrote:
afealicious wrote::O HI SEELY!

everyone give a warm welcome to seely because she's noobier than me and she's just so cool.

'specially you rusty. *poke* :P

oh and i think i passed science...:dance:


I feel so abused.


awwww. well tis in good fun. plus i don't know anyone else well enough, lol. short bios anyone?

this hurr be jen from toronto, 13 years old and full of spunk. :bonk: don't call me kiddo. :naughty: and i'm really not that...abusive..., only if you're exceptionally cool. or a foolish, foolish clod.


So would I be exceptionally cool, or a foolish, foolish clod?


i'll go ahead and let you take your pick. :heythere:


So I'm exceptionally cool.


i dont think this has been quoted enough times yet.


seriously


you sure?


almost positive


thats not 100% then
is that your final answer?


if it is, then do i have to stop quoting?


im not sure to tell you the truth


well then no, i have plenty more answers where that came from.


that is good to know
yes yes it is


oh boy i love pyramids!! :nana:


do you now?


it is believed that placing a dull knife under a perfect pyramid shape will channel some unknown energies and restore its sharpness. putting food under pyramids is supposed to make them go longer without spoiling as well. :O


i see
thats rather messed up and such


dude, I totally read a book a long time ago about this girl who liked ancient egyptian stuff a lot and she did an experiment where she put a piece of meat and a dead mouse under a box and under a pyramid and the pyramid ones decomposed way slower :nod: then she travelled back in time!


ha! look at the posts in the middle...
what's gonna happen when the lines get too small to fit anything?


weeeeee :dance:


dude
atleast alex had a story
you suck steve


:crying:


all this fun without me??

don't cry. i still love you. :nod:


i wasnt crying but thank you :love:


so one time some friends and i went to the market, cause i was in need of a little carbon monoxide to make soup... cause let's face it, soup just isnt soup without a little death-capability.

anyway... we ended up taking home a small village worth of wax paper and we made houses out of it, and lived in them for a while....

it was like a village made out of a village worth of wax paper.

so like, litterally a villag worth of wax paper.

then we all went to school and studied the adhesive properties of tree sap.

it was a bitch cause that stuff is so damn adhesive.

word on the street is if you have enough tree sap you can install carpets for free. then you can even eat the leftovers. it nuts. seriously.


i very much enjoyed your story
please continue it


THEN, we dressed up like gypsied and tried to sell sea-shells that werent even real sea shells. they were cardboard sea shells.

and it wasnt even real cardboard. it was the cheap kind that hallmark uses to make get well cards.

if anyone i know ever needs to get well, i'm gonna fly to botzwana and bring back the real thing.. with live crustacians still inside just for proof

it gonna be nuts. seriously

i'll probably end up selling them though... and just using the money for some crazy expensive treatment.

maybe i can put hallmark out of business in the process and go on to open up a plastic melting facility. It'll have state of the art plastic melters. For real. Those things will just go bezerk on that plastic. Make it wish it wasnt even plastic or anything


but it is.



that's the whole point, cause if it wasnt plastic, my plastic melting factory couldn't really do much along the lines of liquification.





ultimately i'd go bankrupt and my second cousin or whoever needed the card probably wouldnt get well. and i'd have to take up kickboxing in my basement for when everyone filed lawsuits. it would be like rocky IV, but only i'm not rocky and i wasnt produced by newline cinemas or anything crazy like that.


seriously.


the question is....did you get the bamboo out of the giant omlette sitting on the bat's bedspread?


I thought I was in this before. Maybe I'm thinking of another, similar one.


S-P-A & M, let's all spam and quote again!
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Uh oh. I got rid of the first "Hi Seely" post. I guess that's as much quote as one can quote.
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:lol:

it started to lose quotes about 5 quotes back.
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...

Well, then.


Carry on.


:eek:
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Axtech wrote:
Axtech wrote:
baby_dracula wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
baby_dracula wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
happeningfish wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
afealicious wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
afealicious wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Rusty wrote:
afealicious wrote:
Rusty wrote:
afealicious wrote:
Rusty wrote:
afealicious wrote::O HI SEELY!

everyone give a warm welcome to seely because she's noobier than me and she's just so cool.

'specially you rusty. *poke* :P

oh and i think i passed science...:dance:


I feel so abused.


awwww. well tis in good fun. plus i don't know anyone else well enough, lol. short bios anyone?

this hurr be jen from toronto, 13 years old and full of spunk. :bonk: don't call me kiddo. :naughty: and i'm really not that...abusive..., only if you're exceptionally cool. or a foolish, foolish clod.


So would I be exceptionally cool, or a foolish, foolish clod?


i'll go ahead and let you take your pick. :heythere:


So I'm exceptionally cool.


i dont think this has been quoted enough times yet.


seriously


you sure?


almost positive


thats not 100% then
is that your final answer?


if it is, then do i have to stop quoting?


im not sure to tell you the truth


well then no, i have plenty more answers where that came from.


that is good to know
yes yes it is


oh boy i love pyramids!! :nana:


do you now?


it is believed that placing a dull knife under a perfect pyramid shape will channel some unknown energies and restore its sharpness. putting food under pyramids is supposed to make them go longer without spoiling as well. :O


i see
thats rather messed up and such


dude, I totally read a book a long time ago about this girl who liked ancient egyptian stuff a lot and she did an experiment where she put a piece of meat and a dead mouse under a box and under a pyramid and the pyramid ones decomposed way slower :nod: then she travelled back in time!


ha! look at the posts in the middle...
what's gonna happen when the lines get too small to fit anything?


weeeeee :dance:


dude
atleast alex had a story
you suck steve


:crying:


all this fun without me??

don't cry. i still love you. :nod:


i wasnt crying but thank you :love:


so one time some friends and i went to the market, cause i was in need of a little carbon monoxide to make soup... cause let's face it, soup just isnt soup without a little death-capability.

anyway... we ended up taking home a small village worth of wax paper and we made houses out of it, and lived in them for a while....

it was like a village made out of a village worth of wax paper.

so like, litterally a villag worth of wax paper.

then we all went to school and studied the adhesive properties of tree sap.

it was a bitch cause that stuff is so damn adhesive.

word on the street is if you have enough tree sap you can install carpets for free. then you can even eat the leftovers. it nuts. seriously.


i very much enjoyed your story
please continue it


THEN, we dressed up like gypsied and tried to sell sea-shells that werent even real sea shells. they were cardboard sea shells.

and it wasnt even real cardboard. it was the cheap kind that hallmark uses to make get well cards.

if anyone i know ever needs to get well, i'm gonna fly to botzwana and bring back the real thing.. with live crustacians still inside just for proof

it gonna be nuts. seriously

i'll probably end up selling them though... and just using the money for some crazy expensive treatment.

maybe i can put hallmark out of business in the process and go on to open up a plastic melting facility. It'll have state of the art plastic melters. For real. Those things will just go bezerk on that plastic. Make it wish it wasnt even plastic or anything


but it is.



that's the whole point, cause if it wasnt plastic, my plastic melting factory couldn't really do much along the lines of liquification.





ultimately i'd go bankrupt and my second cousin or whoever needed the card probably wouldnt get well. and i'd have to take up kickboxing in my basement for when everyone filed lawsuits. it would be like rocky IV, but only i'm not rocky and i wasnt produced by newline cinemas or anything crazy like that.


seriously.


the question is....did you get the bamboo out of the giant omlette sitting on the bat's bedspread?


I thought I was in this before. Maybe I'm thinking of another, similar one.


S-P-A & M, let's all spam and quote again!


huzzah!

and HI! we don't see you round these here parts often.
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They haven't all been there since some time in the middle of the last page.
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:bow:
i am positively awed. this is like the great wonder of the cm.
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STOP QUOTING!!!!! *nukes thread*

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf

Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever


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baby_dracula wrote:
Axtech wrote:
Axtech wrote:
baby_dracula wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
baby_dracula wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
happeningfish wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
afealicious wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
afealicious wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Rusty wrote:
afealicious wrote:
Rusty wrote:
afealicious wrote:
Rusty wrote:
afealicious wrote::O HI SEELY!

everyone give a warm welcome to seely because she's noobier than me and she's just so cool.

'specially you rusty. *poke* :P

oh and i think i passed science...:dance:


I feel so abused.


awwww. well tis in good fun. plus i don't know anyone else well enough, lol. short bios anyone?

this hurr be jen from toronto, 13 years old and full of spunk. :bonk: don't call me kiddo. :naughty: and i'm really not that...abusive..., only if you're exceptionally cool. or a foolish, foolish clod.


So would I be exceptionally cool, or a foolish, foolish clod?


i'll go ahead and let you take your pick. :heythere:


So I'm exceptionally cool.


i dont think this has been quoted enough times yet.


seriously


you sure?


almost positive


thats not 100% then
is that your final answer?


if it is, then do i have to stop quoting?


im not sure to tell you the truth


well then no, i have plenty more answers where that came from.


that is good to know
yes yes it is


oh boy i love pyramids!! :nana:


do you now?


it is believed that placing a dull knife under a perfect pyramid shape will channel some unknown energies and restore its sharpness. putting food under pyramids is supposed to make them go longer without spoiling as well. :O


i see
thats rather messed up and such


dude, I totally read a book a long time ago about this girl who liked ancient egyptian stuff a lot and she did an experiment where she put a piece of meat and a dead mouse under a box and under a pyramid and the pyramid ones decomposed way slower :nod: then she travelled back in time!


ha! look at the posts in the middle...
what's gonna happen when the lines get too small to fit anything?


weeeeee :dance:


dude
atleast alex had a story
you suck steve


:crying:


all this fun without me??

don't cry. i still love you. :nod:


i wasnt crying but thank you :love:


so one time some friends and i went to the market, cause i was in need of a little carbon monoxide to make soup... cause let's face it, soup just isnt soup without a little death-capability.

anyway... we ended up taking home a small village worth of wax paper and we made houses out of it, and lived in them for a while....

it was like a village made out of a village worth of wax paper.

so like, litterally a villag worth of wax paper.

then we all went to school and studied the adhesive properties of tree sap.

it was a bitch cause that stuff is so damn adhesive.

word on the street is if you have enough tree sap you can install carpets for free. then you can even eat the leftovers. it nuts. seriously.


i very much enjoyed your story
please continue it


THEN, we dressed up like gypsied and tried to sell sea-shells that werent even real sea shells. they were cardboard sea shells.

and it wasnt even real cardboard. it was the cheap kind that hallmark uses to make get well cards.

if anyone i know ever needs to get well, i'm gonna fly to botzwana and bring back the real thing.. with live crustacians still inside just for proof

it gonna be nuts. seriously

i'll probably end up selling them though... and just using the money for some crazy expensive treatment.

maybe i can put hallmark out of business in the process and go on to open up a plastic melting facility. It'll have state of the art plastic melters. For real. Those things will just go bezerk on that plastic. Make it wish it wasnt even plastic or anything


but it is.



that's the whole point, cause if it wasnt plastic, my plastic melting factory couldn't really do much along the lines of liquification.





ultimately i'd go bankrupt and my second cousin or whoever needed the card probably wouldnt get well. and i'd have to take up kickboxing in my basement for when everyone filed lawsuits. it would be like rocky IV, but only i'm not rocky and i wasnt produced by newline cinemas or anything crazy like that.


seriously.


the question is....did you get the bamboo out of the giant omlette sitting on the bat's bedspread?


I thought I was in this before. Maybe I'm thinking of another, similar one.


S-P-A & M, let's all spam and quote again!


huzzah!

and HI! we don't see you round these here parts often.


man the story got so much better while i was sleeping
or playing diablo 2
im not sure which but i like it :duncan:
so anyways
this omlette you speak of.. the one that gives bamboo.. can i eat it? im hungee
go fuck yourself.
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*enters thread*

:freak:
wut the....
turn your head
come back again
to here knows when

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
"if the nuremberg trials were applied to us foreign policy, every us president since 1945 would have been hanged." noam chomsky.

...and this is me hanging on / i'd burn our initials in the sun if it would shine / anxiety chokes me like razor wire / if hate's in your heart man, you'll take what you're given / wake up / i'm not the only one / it's never goodbye / go ahead and play dead / if everyone's a casualty, then take your time, there ain't no trouble / these wounds they will not heal / ambition can be a tricky thing / what the hell do i know about rape anyway? / this is not what i hoped for / ain't it so weird how it makes you a weapon / who will be there to tell me how stupid i am? / those living for death will die by their own hand / and it's me that I am spying on / pick up the pieces and live with the stars / hurry up and wait / things have never been so swell / they're always the ones who slowly drift / be great / ...and this is my world.
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Hope wrote:*enters thread*

:freak:
wut the....


*rises to feet*
*applauds*
CONGRATULATIONS, THE POST OF THE YEAR! :lol:
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Post by Rusty »

Wow the quoting thing just insn't funny anymore.

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf

Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever


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