The Dom, Claire, Rusty n' Emily Thread

[Clumsy7Thief]

Funniest. Emoticon. Ever.

[Clumsy7Thief]

That is one huge quote. Hehe.

[afealicious]

awww you've probably scared her away by now

[beautiful liar]

so one time some friends and i went to the market, cause i was in need of a little carbon monoxide to make soup... cause let's face it, soup just isnt soup without a little death-capability.

anyway... we ended up taking home a small village worth of wax paper and we made houses out of it, and lived in them for a while....

it was like a village made out of a village worth of wax paper.

so like, litterally a villag worth of wax paper.

then we all went to school and studied the adhesive properties of tree sap.

it was a bitch cause that stuff is so damn adhesive.

word on the street is if you have enough tree sap you can install carpets for free. then you can even eat the leftovers. it nuts. seriously.

i very much enjoyed your story
please continue it

THEN, we dressed up like gypsied and tried to sell sea-shells that werent even real sea shells. they were cardboard sea shells.

and it wasnt even real cardboard. it was the cheap kind that hallmark uses to make get well cards.

if anyone i know ever needs to get well, i'm gonna fly to botzwana and bring back the real thing.. with live crustacians still inside just for proof

it gonna be nuts. seriously

i'll probably end up selling them though... and just using the money for some crazy expensive treatment.

maybe i can put hallmark out of business in the process and go on to open up a plastic melting facility. It'll have state of the art plastic melters. For real. Those things will just go bezerk on that plastic. Make it wish it wasnt even plastic or anything


but it is.



that's the whole point, cause if it wasnt plastic, my plastic melting factory couldn't really do much along the lines of liquification.





ultimately i'd go bankrupt and my second cousin or whoever needed the card probably wouldnt get well. and i'd have to take up kickboxing in my basement for when everyone filed lawsuits. it would be like rocky IV, but only i'm not rocky and i wasnt produced by newline cinemas or anything crazy like that.


seriously.

the question is....did you get the bamboo out of the giant omlette sitting on the bat's bedspread?

[afealicious]

the pyramid is getting so long at the bottom!
the channelled energies at the centre shall be lost if the pyramid does not keep it's shape!

[Axtech]

i very much enjoyed your story
please continue it

THEN, we dressed up like gypsied and tried to sell sea-shells that werent even real sea shells. they were cardboard sea shells.

and it wasnt even real cardboard. it was the cheap kind that hallmark uses to make get well cards.

if anyone i know ever needs to get well, i'm gonna fly to botzwana and bring back the real thing.. with live crustacians still inside just for proof

it gonna be nuts. seriously

i'll probably end up selling them though... and just using the money for some crazy expensive treatment.

maybe i can put hallmark out of business in the process and go on to open up a plastic melting facility. It'll have state of the art plastic melters. For real. Those things will just go bezerk on that plastic. Make it wish it wasnt even plastic or anything


but it is.



that's the whole point, cause if it wasnt plastic, my plastic melting factory couldn't really do much along the lines of liquification.





ultimately i'd go bankrupt and my second cousin or whoever needed the card probably wouldnt get well. and i'd have to take up kickboxing in my basement for when everyone filed lawsuits. it would be like rocky IV, but only i'm not rocky and i wasnt produced by newline cinemas or anything crazy like that.


seriously.

the question is....did you get the bamboo out of the giant omlette sitting on the bat's bedspread?

I thought I was in this before. Maybe I'm thinking of another, similar one.

[Axtech]

THEN, we dressed up like gypsied and tried to sell sea-shells that werent even real sea shells. they were cardboard sea shells.

and it wasnt even real cardboard. it was the cheap kind that hallmark uses to make get well cards.

if anyone i know ever needs to get well, i'm gonna fly to botzwana and bring back the real thing.. with live crustacians still inside just for proof

it gonna be nuts. seriously

i'll probably end up selling them though... and just using the money for some crazy expensive treatment.

maybe i can put hallmark out of business in the process and go on to open up a plastic melting facility. It'll have state of the art plastic melters. For real. Those things will just go bezerk on that plastic. Make it wish it wasnt even plastic or anything


but it is.



that's the whole point, cause if it wasnt plastic, my plastic melting factory couldn't really do much along the lines of liquification.





ultimately i'd go bankrupt and my second cousin or whoever needed the card probably wouldnt get well. and i'd have to take up kickboxing in my basement for when everyone filed lawsuits. it would be like rocky IV, but only i'm not rocky and i wasnt produced by newline cinemas or anything crazy like that.


seriously.

the question is....did you get the bamboo out of the giant omlette sitting on the bat's bedspread?

I thought I was in this before. Maybe I'm thinking of another, similar one.

S-P-A & M, let's all spam and quote again!

[Axtech]

Uh oh. I got rid of the first "Hi Seely" post. I guess that's as much quote as one can quote.

[half jill]

it started to lose quotes about 5 quotes back.

[Axtech]

...

Well, then.


Carry on.

[beautiful liar]

the question is....did you get the bamboo out of the giant omlette sitting on the bat's bedspread?

I thought I was in this before. Maybe I'm thinking of another, similar one.

S-P-A & M, let's all spam and quote again!

huzzah!

and HI! we don't see you round these here parts often.

[AnnieDreams]

They haven't all been there since some time in the middle of the last page.

[beautiful liar]

[afealicious]

i am positively awed. this is like the great wonder of the cm.

[Rusty]

STOP QUOTING!!!!! *nukes thread*

[Dr. Hobo]

I thought I was in this before. Maybe I'm thinking of another, similar one.

S-P-A & M, let's all spam and quote again!

huzzah!

and HI! we don't see you round these here parts often.

man the story got so much better while i was sleeping
or playing diablo 2
im not sure which but i like it
so anyways
this omlette you speak of.. the one that gives bamboo.. can i eat it? im hungee

[Hope]

*enters thread*


wut the....

[Sonya]

[afealicious]

*enters thread*


wut the....

*rises to feet*
*applauds*
CONGRATULATIONS, THE POST OF THE YEAR!

[Rusty]

Wow the quoting thing just insn't funny anymore.