The CM Dictionary

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 12/3/2004, 12:33 am

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nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 12/3/2004, 12:33 am

Saman
n. hallucinatory drugs, esp. marijuana
Ex. "Boy that Sand sure has been hitting the saman lately"

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 12/3/2004, 12:33 am

Pagebaby
n. the surprise illegitimate child of a thread, from when the firewall breaks
Ex. "When I realized that my post had been rendered utterly irrelevent by a pagebaby, I felt like such a tool."

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 12/3/2004, 12:33 am

Tork
v. To receive seemingly unwanted man-love.
Ex. "I hope Nam doesn't tork me the next time we meet.

" -Duncan Coutts

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 12/3/2004, 12:34 am

Boots
n. A particularly whiny form of the species of Emo Girl native to Michigan
Ex. "Shh, stop talking about Boots, here she comes!"

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 12/3/2004, 1:17 am

Moof
v. A widespread sexual act of an indeterminate nature
Ex. "Damn, internet porn is starting to suck, I need a good moof."

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 12/3/2004, 3:03 am

Alexxx
n. A hallucinatory drug of a much more potent nature than others (Cf. saman). Highly addictive and potentially fatal. Favoured by the emo.
Ex. "Sand wasn't getting enough of a trip out of the saman anymore so he upgraded to some street-quality Alexxx."

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 12/3/2004, 5:16 am

Fleeger
v. To deceive a person or group of people in a highly morally questionable way
Ex. "That Michelle bitch totally fleegered us for her own sick pleasure."

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 12/3/2004, 6:19 am

REM
v. To outpost
Ex. "Dude, I just got totally REM'd by you crackhead insomniacs."

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 1/30/2005, 8:52 pm

Sarag
n. Russian roulette, strip version.
Ex. "You know you've won at sarag if you end up naked and alone."

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 4/4/2005, 3:34 am

CN Tower Ninjas
n. Ninjas that chase unwilling students up the stairs during gym class at the CN Tower.
Ex. "The hubbers were afraid of heights, but the CN Tower Ninjas whipped out their nunchuks and chased them to the top!"

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 4/4/2005, 3:47 am

Gfish
abbr. Gangsta fish.
n. A species of slang talking fish living in the hood.
Ex. "'It's like yo, glub', Gilly G greeted his home gfish."

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 4/6/2005, 9:28 pm

Awesomie
adj. Like "awesome", but moreso.
Ex. "Late-night CM chats are so awesomie that they actually spawned the word!"

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 7/25/2005, 11:15 am

TTYNKAM (TYPDCAA)
abbr. Today's thing you never knew about me (that you probably don't care about anyway).
n. The CM's thread where anything goes. Title followed by roman numerals due to the thread being screwed up, deleted, and re-spawned time after time (current incarnation is IV).
Ex. "'What does TTYNKAM (TYPDCAA) mean?!?!' asked the noob."

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 8/8/2005, 9:43 pm

Fluno
n. Highly infectious disease spread across the planet by Kruno. Originated in summer of 2005.
Ex. "Thanks for the Fluno, Kruno!!"

afealicious · Post by **afealicious** » 8/29/2005, 8:25 am

Peeworthy
adj. Having qualities so (sexually) exciting as to stimulate the release of all bladder fluids collected up to that point.
Ex. "The next issue of Chart will feature Naked Duncan in a top hat!"
"Peeworthy! I'm going to release my bladder fluids on magazine racks everywhere!"

See also Urine Factor.

afealicious · Post by **afealicious** » 8/29/2005, 8:33 am

Urine Factor
adj. The scale that measures the degree to which a person, place, or thing is peeworthy.
Ex. "Naked Top Hat Duncan just called. He's scheduled a private OLP show for the CM/Hub!"
"WHAAAT!!! OKAAAY!!! Urine factor=10!"

Waiting to Exist · Post by **Waiting to Exist** » 9/7/2005, 10:12 pm

Duncany
adj. Naked
Ex. "I play my bass totally duncany."

afealicious · Post by **afealicious** » 10/14/2005, 5:54 pm

Bemazled
adj. Awed beyond the ability to distinguish one word from another.
Ex. "I absolutely love Raine when does that sexy mammoth grunt-scream of his."
"Word. It leaves me bedazzled...bemused...amazed...fuck it, I'm absolutely BEMAZLED!"

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/16/2005, 1:05 pm

Renolt
v. to participate in the Renolution, a second coming, no pun intended, of Free Love (see: "getting laid a lot") facilitated by Reno himself.
Ex. "The Renolution's coming... who wants to renolt with me in the McGill broom closet?

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