The CM Dictionary

[nikki4982]

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n. hallucinatory drugs, esp. marijuana
Ex. "Boy that Sand sure has been hitting the saman lately"

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n. the surprise illegitimate child of a thread, from when the firewall breaks
Ex. "When I realized that my post had been rendered utterly irrelevent by a pagebaby, I felt like such a tool."

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v. To receive seemingly unwanted man-love.
Ex. "I hope Nam doesn't tork me the next time we meet. " -Duncan Coutts

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n. A particularly whiny form of the species of Emo Girl native to Michigan
Ex. "Shh, stop talking about Boots, here she comes!"

[happening fish]

v. A widespread sexual act of an indeterminate nature
Ex. "Damn, internet porn is starting to suck, I need a good moof."

[happening fish]

n. A hallucinatory drug of a much more potent nature than others (Cf. saman). Highly addictive and potentially fatal. Favoured by the emo.
Ex. "Sand wasn't getting enough of a trip out of the saman anymore so he upgraded to some street-quality Alexxx."

[happening fish]

v. To deceive a person or group of people in a highly morally questionable way
Ex. "That Michelle bitch totally fleegered us for her own sick pleasure."

[happening fish]

v. To outpost
Ex. "Dude, I just got totally REM'd by you crackhead insomniacs."

[happening fish]

n. Russian roulette, strip version.
Ex. "You know you've won at sarag if you end up naked and alone."

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n. Ninjas that chase unwilling students up the stairs during gym class at the CN Tower.
Ex. "The hubbers were afraid of heights, but the CN Tower Ninjas whipped out their nunchuks and chased them to the top!"

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abbr. Gangsta fish.
n. A species of slang talking fish living in the hood.
Ex. "'It's like yo, glub', Gilly G greeted his home gfish."

[happening fish]

adj. Like "awesome", but moreso.
Ex. "Late-night CM chats are so awesomie that they actually spawned the word!"

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abbr. Today's thing you never knew about me (that you probably don't care about anyway).
n. The CM's thread where anything goes. Title followed by roman numerals due to the thread being screwed up, deleted, and re-spawned time after time (current incarnation is IV).
Ex. "'What does TTYNKAM (TYPDCAA) mean?!?!' asked the noob."

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n. Highly infectious disease spread across the planet by Kruno. Originated in summer of 2005.
Ex. "Thanks for the Fluno, Kruno!!"

[afealicious]

adj. Having qualities so (sexually) exciting as to stimulate the release of all bladder fluids collected up to that point.
Ex. "The next issue of Chart will feature Naked Duncan in a top hat!"
"Peeworthy! I'm going to release my bladder fluids on magazine racks everywhere!"

See also .

[afealicious]

adj. The scale that measures the degree to which a person, place, or thing is peeworthy.
Ex. "Naked Top Hat Duncan just called. He's scheduled a private OLP show for the CM/Hub!"
"WHAAAT!!! OKAAAY!!! Urine factor=10!"

[Waiting to Exist]

adj. Naked
Ex. "I play my bass totally duncany."

[afealicious]

adj. Awed beyond the ability to distinguish one word from another.
Ex. "I absolutely love Raine when does that sexy mammoth grunt-scream of his."
"Word. It leaves me bedazzled...bemused...amazed...fuck it, I'm absolutely BEMAZLED!"

[happening fish]

v. to participate in the Renolution, a second coming, no pun intended, of Free Love (see: "getting laid a lot") facilitated by Reno himself.
Ex. "The Renolution's coming... who wants to renolt with me in the McGill broom closet? "