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An elaborate story

Postby bobthebuilder » 11/6/2004, 9:43 pm

Ok, here goes:

A story about a girl who can find nothing better to do than make up a fake internet life. A life where she posts on internet message boards the stories of her "awful" life. She could tell stories of being raped at a young age and getting final justice in the conviction of her evil father. Then she could live the fairytale dream of moving to New York and falling in love with a dream lover. And when she posts pictures of them, she might accidentally slip up and post pics of herself with 2 different guys who are supposed to be the same person. Oops. Then when everyone is feeling happy for her, she could say that she was raped again by the family of said husband (whichever guy he may be). That way she could get more sympathy. Then when other people were having a hard time and started to forget her, she could develop a story about getting cancer to draw the sympathy back to her, while other people on the board actually do have cancer or know someone who does. Then she could post about going to a fancy New York university, when in all actuality she goes to a school full of Northern Virginia assholes in Harrisonburg, Va. She could even create a fake livejournal to help with the deception! What do you guys think?
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Postby penguin josh v2 » 11/6/2004, 9:45 pm

Sounds kinda familiar but would a good t.v. show to me.
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Postby xoNoDoubt69 » 11/6/2004, 9:48 pm

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Postby bobthebuilder » 11/6/2004, 10:17 pm

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Postby Joey » 11/6/2004, 10:23 pm

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Postby bobthebuilder » 11/6/2004, 10:25 pm

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Postby xoNoDoubt69 » 11/6/2004, 10:38 pm

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Postby Joey » 11/6/2004, 10:39 pm

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Postby Rusty » 11/6/2004, 10:41 pm


Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf

Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever


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Postby Rusty » 11/6/2004, 10:52 pm


Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf

Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever


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Postby Random Name » 11/6/2004, 10:53 pm

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Postby Rusty » 11/6/2004, 10:55 pm


Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf

Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever


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Postby nelison » 11/6/2004, 10:58 pm

I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.

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Postby xjsb125 » 11/6/2004, 10:58 pm

<nam_kablam> I'll be naked holding a ":O" sign while pumping their door
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Postby Rusty » 11/6/2004, 10:59 pm


Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf

Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever


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Postby nelison » 11/6/2004, 10:59 pm

I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.

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