The ASK LANDO! Thread

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/20/2004, 7:33 pm

The Other Josh wrote:lando, who is the coolest?

Well who are the options?

I mean to be honest. I don't like sounding conceited, but I'm the coolest. Unless you're going to give me some restrictions of who we're talking about of course.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/20/2004, 7:34 pm

xoNoDoubt69 wrote:lando, what is the point of cruel people existing?

To contrast the good people and give balance to the world.

Penguin Josh · Post by **Penguin Josh** » 6/20/2004, 7:36 pm

Lando wrote:
The Other Josh wrote:lando, who is the coolest?

Well who are the options?

I mean to be honest. I don't like sounding conceited, but I'm the coolest. Unless you're going to give me some restrictions of who we're talking about of course.

Nah i was wondering if you knew this kid murphy at my school who is the coolest. and by coolest no one is cooler than he.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/20/2004, 7:37 pm

Oh I know Murphy. He's a good guy. I trained him how to be cool. He's one of my so called "apprentices". Their job is to make sure that they're the coolest no matter what. I have students like him all over the world!

Penguin Josh · Post by **Penguin Josh** » 6/20/2004, 7:40 pm

ok good, i was just making sure, i wonder if he has a picture of you?

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/20/2004, 7:41 pm

You could ask, but like I said, their job is to make sure everyone knows their the coolest. Thus they can't admit to having a master. Or the master would reign supreme!

Penguin Josh · Post by **Penguin Josh** » 6/20/2004, 7:41 pm

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 6/20/2004, 7:46 pm

Lando wrote:
xoNoDoubt69 wrote:lando, what is the point of cruel people existing?

To contrast the good people and give balance to the world.

you are so wise. :nod:

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 6/20/2004, 11:52 pm

Lando wrote:If you're in Toronto and she doesn't have the OLP poster from the Clumsy Era, where it's the band members playing like on a stage, kinda a collage type thing. Then you can find that poster at one of the poster shops on Yonge St. Not the World Of Posters, but it's on the same side of the street. You have to go down a couple of steps and it's like right next to a porn shop that you have to go up a few steps. That's the best description I have... sorry.

I've been there!!! :nod:

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 6/21/2004, 7:15 am

lando, why does my tummy hurt again?

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/21/2004, 2:28 pm

You ate waaaaay too many cinnamon buns again!

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 6/21/2004, 3:31 pm

but i didn't.

Sonya · Post by **Sonya** » 6/21/2004, 7:14 pm

Lando, why do my teef hurt for no apparent reason?

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 6/21/2004, 7:23 pm

the government
they come for your teef

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 6/21/2004, 7:52 pm

Lando, why is sand old and senile?

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 6/21/2004, 8:34 pm

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 6/21/2004, 10:52 pm

Sonya · Post by **Sonya** » 6/22/2004, 11:48 am

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/22/2004, 2:59 pm

tiarie414 wrote:Lando, why do my teef hurt for no apparent reason?

Simple! and no it's not the government contrary to popular belief.

This is called derottinovmiteefus.

It's a serious condition that should be looked after immediately.

Or you could stop sucking on ice cubes.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/22/2004, 3:04 pm

Johnathan wrote:Lando, why is sand old and senile?

They put a chip in his brain.