The ASK LANDO! Thread

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 5/21/2004, 3:03 pm

lando, what if i'm captured?

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 5/21/2004, 4:45 pm

Lando, why are you so wise for a youngun?

gavtodd71 · Post by **gavtodd71** » 5/22/2004, 4:25 pm

Lando, i need to cut my hair for formal. How should i do it, its so long right now i could just about pull off any look, including a mullet. !

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 5/22/2004, 5:09 pm

Lando, if you haven't kissed anyone in two years, do you go back to being virgin lipped?

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 5/22/2004, 5:25 pm

Lando, what does "virgin lipped" mean?

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 5/22/2004, 6:14 pm

You know...never been kissed?

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 5/22/2004, 6:43 pm

I asked Lando Cass, on a completely unrelated issue to your own question. :roll:

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 5/22/2004, 7:23 pm

OH crap, sorry.

trentm32 · Post by **trentm32** » 5/24/2004, 5:12 pm

Lando, where the crap are you? Did you have to go save the world again?

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 5/25/2004, 3:03 pm

lando, why did you leave again?

oh and why does this lady at work keep calling me her little duck?? :freak:

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 5/25/2004, 3:57 pm

Lando, how come the only guys that hit on me are at least twice my age? it is really bothersome.

modern psychokitty · Post by **modern psychokitty** » 5/25/2004, 4:48 pm

Lando, why does Disney have a stupid policy of cancelling shows when they reach 65 episodes, regardless of ratings, that will result in the cancellation of Kim Possible before the end of the year?

And how can I possibly (no pun intended) live without Kim Possible?!!!

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 5/25/2004, 6:00 pm

Can you give me a back massage Lando? I don't know why but my back really hurts.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 5/26/2004, 5:59 am

gavtodd71 wrote:Lando why does the cm feel empty without you?

I'm like the really cheap Vegas Entertainers that people go to see when they have nothing else to do. Cheap entertainment when you've spent all your money and can't afford anything else.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 5/26/2004, 6:00 am

70x7 wrote:Lando, I don't think you understand. Or else you are a smartass!

I think you know the answer to that statement. :mrgreen:

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 5/26/2004, 6:03 am

trentm32 wrote:Lando, will I find a good job close to home?

Good? Yes. Great? I'm not sure. Mediocre? HELL! Anyone can get a mediocre job!

Tip Lando lives his life by: Aim low, anything that exceeds your expectations will be a positive outcome!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 5/26/2004, 6:04 am

dream in Japanese wrote:lando, what if i'm captured?

:O If you're captured, you are effin screwed. Seriously.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 5/26/2004, 6:05 am

Dr. Johnythan wrote:Lando, why are you so wise for a youngun?

I was infused with some of Gene Hackman's genes.

I also stole a pair of Gene Hackman's jeans.

They don't fit that well, but they're still pretty sweet.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 5/26/2004, 6:17 am

gavtodd71 wrote:Lando, i need to cut my hair for formal. How should i do it, its so long right now i could just about pull off any look, including a mullet. !

If your hair is curly, cut it short to look more proper. Or better yet, go with the Lyle Lovett!

Hell, even dying your hair bright yellow would work if you wear these clothes for the formal.

If your hair is semi curly, go with this hairstyle

If it's straight, I suggest getting a haircut like one of these.

I'm sure one of those will work for you![/img]

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 5/26/2004, 6:22 am

70x7 wrote:Lando, if you haven't kissed anyone in two years, do you go back to being virgin lipped?

I'd have to say no. I mean can you go back to being a virgin after having sex? If you say yes for any reason, then what if you have sex for the first time and get pregnant? Either way, you've done it. The pregnancy doesn't matter, you can't FIX your mistake now can you cass! You're going to be a mother! JUST ACCEPT IT!

Oh wait... you were talking about being kissed. I'm still going to say no, because if you've been kissed you can't undo that. Unless you have your lips removed and have someone elses lips put on. But they'd have to have never been kissed too to go back to being "virgin lipped" as you called it.