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nikki4982 wrote:Lando, are you ever coming back to us? :crying:


I'm back!!!
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trentm32 wrote:ditto?


double back!
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Waiting to Exist wrote:Dear Lando,
How did you get such an awesome name?
Sincerely, ME.


My parents knew I was gonna be kick ass, so they named me appropriately.

Simple hey?
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starseed_10 wrote:you owe me child support lando.


You owe me alimony brett.
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Dr. J wrote:Lando, why am I having bad cramps that make me wanna go number 2? :(


bad chinese food.
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Josh wrote:Lando why does my knee hurt?


Hmmmm my bet is that Tanya Harding has something to do with it...
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tiarie414 wrote:Lando, why have I been limping for no apparent reason?


You subconsciously believe it's the "IN" thing at the moment.
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Gimme_Shelter wrote:why does nobody care about my back!


your back is greasy like Louie Anderson's
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70x7 wrote:I don't think he'll ever be able to catch up to all the ask Lando's.

Dear Lando, why do I keep liking guys that are younger than me and about to leave?


It's not necessarily a bad thing. Every kid leaves Elementary school to attend high school. The best advice I can give you is to just go for the first year high school kids, then you'll have at least a few years before they leave!
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dream in Japanese wrote:lando, should i buy a vowel?


Yes, as long as you don't end up bankrupt from the big spending.
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Neil down and obey.. wrote:Lando, you're into my mother all the time......


At least that's what your dad told me about a week ago.....


You told yourself something?

Remember what the psychiatrist said about talking to yourself!!!!
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It's not necessarily a bad thing. Every kid leaves Elementary school to attend high school. The best advice I can give you is to just go for the first year high school kids, then you'll have at least a few years before they leave!


Damnit, he's not THAT young! I meant leaving on a mission!
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Lando, when is my cat going to give birth?
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Lando wrote:
nikki4982 wrote:Lando, are you ever coming back to us? :crying:


I'm back!!!

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70x7 wrote:
It's not necessarily a bad thing. Every kid leaves Elementary school to attend high school. The best advice I can give you is to just go for the first year high school kids, then you'll have at least a few years before they leave!


Damnit, he's not THAT young! I meant leaving on a mission!


Oh!? So he's like G.I. Joe is he? Well then he's not so young after all! In fact, he's a lot older than you!
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Josh wrote:Lando, when is my cat going to give birth?


June 13th.
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Lando wrote:
Gimme_Shelter wrote:why does nobody care about my back!


your back is greasy like Louie Anderson's



thats awesome i"ve always wanted to be like louie anderson
stupid, fat and annoying
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Lando why does the cm feel empty without you?
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Lando, I don't think you understand. Or else you are a smartass! :cry:
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Lando, will I find a good job close to home?
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