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trentm32 wrote:Lando, will the series finale of The WB's "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" spin-off series "Angel" kicketh much arse? or will I be disappointed with the end?



Unfortunately this is one of those episodes which isn't quite up to par with the hype. It's enjoyable, but it won't be as great as you want it to be. You may be a little bit let down in the end.
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Dr. J wrote:Lando, what should I do:

should I:

a. Stay at home and concentrate full time on stuying for school. This way I cam be ready to go to the UofA.

or

b. Get a Job, which will take away studytime from me BUT provide money for me/



Johnny, even though option A may seem a lot tougher and time consuming, I think it will benefit you the most in the end. You have your whole life to work and make money. However if you can go to school and become something you want, or have the career you really want, you'll enjoy life a lot more.

Besides if option A doesn't work out, at least you can say you tried and that's what really matters. Then you wont have any regrets and will be able to make your own path in life without fear that you can't accomplish something, or without regret that you didn't at least try it out to see if it was really where you belong.
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robcore wrote:Lando, why am I not good enough?


Rob, of course you're good enough! You're the man! The main man!

It's everyone else who should be asking you why they're not good enough for you.

And that's when you brush them off because they're the ones who screwed up!

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You're the man cool guy. See ya at the beach.
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70x7 wrote:I already gave you advice to this, what do you need Lanny for?


He needs the assistance of Lando because people named Cass just don't know what they're talking about. They go around giving advice like: "You should wipe your bum more often." But then they don't supply the toilet paper.

I hope that clears things up for you Cass.

Carry toilet paper.

Or if not toilet paper, than kleenex.
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dream in Japanese wrote:lando, can i have a hug? i think i need one right now.


Of course! You can always have a hug!



Unless Cass tells you that you need to wipe your bum and she doesn't have any toilet paper...
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joe_canadian wrote:lando, can I hug maria in your place?


Nope. Feel free to hug her on seperate occasions where she asks you for a hug for instance.

It is my job to hug her when she asks. I just can't relinquish such an honorable duty.
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Random Name wrote:Lando, why do people steal my hangers? Really. They are hangers. of all the things to take.


These people are called "Hanger Gnomes" They use hangars to build magical spaceships to fly other hanger gnomes from the planet Gnomac to Earth so that one day once all of the Hanger Gnomes have come to Earth, these little brownish purple creatures can attempt to take over the World using sophisticated versions of the toothpick as weapons!
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lando how do you get poison ivy out of your eyes?
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psycho groupie wrote:Lando-who will win American Idol and Survivor allstars?

I need to contact my bookie oh great one. :bow: :lol: :lol:

J/K I don't watch Survivor.

but I always did wonder Half Empty or Half Full?



Well for Idol, I'd guess George Huff, and if he doesn't win, I'd say he'll make it to the final 2, just because he's the last guy left and because of that, they probably won't eliminate him.

As for the Half empty/full

It depends on what you're talking about. If you're talking about your pants after seeing a terrifying scene in a horror movie, I'd hope that you'd say half empty. To be honest, I don't think I'd want to be sitting next to you in that situation with either answer you give.

If you're talking about the question of the glass being half empty or half full.

They say it reflects a person's outlook on life, whether it's optimism (half full) or pessimism (half empty). How true these theories are, I'm not too sure, because I do believe that there are factors that can influence a person's answer. Which wouldn't mean that they necessarily have a optimistic or pessimistic views or are primarly those types of people.
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Josh wrote:lando how do you get poison ivy out of your eyes?


If this happens, SEE A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY!!!

However, one thing that can really help is a homeopathic remedy. This can help get rid of the symptoms very quickly and they're better than a prescription drug.

Ask around for natural remedies at health food stores etc... just so you have something on hand in case of emergency. You should still see a doctor immediately though, especially if it gets in your eyes.
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last time i had poison ivy it got in my eyes and i was out of school for a week, that was 9 years ago i hadn't had it since until yesterday
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Lando, I do carry toilet paper around. Maybe this should be the "ask Cass thread"
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No, that just won't fly with the fans unfortunately.
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lando, why have i not gotten a hug yet?
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trentm32 wrote:Lando, will the series finale of The WB's "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" spin-off series "Angel" kicketh much arse? or will I be disappointed with the end?



Unfortunately this is one of those episodes which isn't quite up to par with the hype. It's enjoyable, but it won't be as great as you want it to be. You may be a little bit let down in the end.


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Lando, is there anyone in the world that's cooler than you?
"When looking up there, I just felt whole, like I belonged. Like one day I too would shine my most brilliant. Sitting there also made me think about sitting through services at my little country church back home. About that never-changing congregation of the same sixty-seven people and everyone has known you since before you were born. Now, out here in the real world, everything just seemed more vivid than when I used to sit in that little pew. That pew that was now so, so far away from where I was. I feared I had somehow left God behind there, too. I feared he was somehow just sitting there, saving my seat on the fifth pew from the front row, just waiting on me to come back. I left so quickly, I worried that he may not have noticed I was gone. And, now, I’m just too far away to find. So he’s just sitting there, patiently waiting on me to come back. I closed my eyes and prayed a moment. I hoped more than anything that he could still hear me." -an excerpt from my novella, A Sea of Fallen Leaves.

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dream in Japanese wrote:lando, why have i not gotten a hug yet?



I thought you did!

Because I gave one!
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trentm32 wrote:Lando, is there anyone in the world that's cooler than you?


Only one and this is he.

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THE WORLD CHAMP!

The man on the right is his coach. Billiam Staniel.
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The WORLD CHAMP! I should have known.
"When looking up there, I just felt whole, like I belonged. Like one day I too would shine my most brilliant. Sitting there also made me think about sitting through services at my little country church back home. About that never-changing congregation of the same sixty-seven people and everyone has known you since before you were born. Now, out here in the real world, everything just seemed more vivid than when I used to sit in that little pew. That pew that was now so, so far away from where I was. I feared I had somehow left God behind there, too. I feared he was somehow just sitting there, saving my seat on the fifth pew from the front row, just waiting on me to come back. I left so quickly, I worried that he may not have noticed I was gone. And, now, I’m just too far away to find. So he’s just sitting there, patiently waiting on me to come back. I closed my eyes and prayed a moment. I hoped more than anything that he could still hear me." -an excerpt from my novella, A Sea of Fallen Leaves.

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