The ASK LANDO! Thread

[Lando]

lando, why can't i sleep??

You can't sleep because it's only like 6 pm where I am, and you only woke up from your second nap 2 hours ago.!

[Penguin Josh]

hey lando I have a chance at winning that tournament, thanks to your advice on winging it.

[Johnny]

Landoo, Im feffingg palstered. Whast cans I do?

[dream in japanese]

lando, why do most guys have to be such assholes all the time??

[Lando]

Landoo, Im feffingg palstered. Whast cans I do?

Well if you can't spell when you're drunk, how can you read!? Just kidding.

I would suggest yelling at little children. They'd be scared of your slurred speech. Old people could be amusing too.

If you want something honestly constructive.

Try writing a song when you're drunk. You say you usually have writer's block otherwise and a lot of great artists wrote a lot of their best music while on drugs and probably drunk out of their minds.

See if you can come up with something great, but don't get into the drugs. That's just gay.

Also, if you're good at writing when drunk, don't get into the habit of having to be drunk before you start writing songs. It will lead to alcoholism.

I only suggest to try it out when you're looking for something to do the next time you're drunk.

[Lando]

lando, why do most guys have to be such assholes all the time??

Hi Maria, from my experience, I'd say guys are assholes because the vast majority think with the wrong head. Not only that, but a lot of it has to do with testosterone.

How?

Well especially when guys are around other guy friends, even with girls there, their testosterone levels are higher because they have to act more "macho" around their friends. I like to call it "Thinking with their ego"

This is one of the main reasons a guy could be super sweet to you one moment when you're alone, and then the next moment when you're with his friends, he'll totally ignore you or even belittle you.

That's like 1 reason out of probably 1 billion reasons why most guys are assholes.

Another reason is because a lot of men out there treat women as objects and don't respect them further than the depth of their physical appearance.
Usually of course to get them in bed, thus supporting my theory of men thinking with the wrong head.

I have waaaayyy more reasons I would normally list for you, but since I have soccer in 4 hours and I just got home from work, I need to get some sleep.

If you'd like a personal lesson on my theories of men, don't hesistate to send $0.00 to me with your name and e-mail address on MSN.

Thanks for the question.

[Johnny]

The Lando is wise!

[modern psychokitty]

well, obviously. i can't be expected to compete with you!

and they're just suggestions on ways to start. cuz i know i'd procrastinate on thinking up stuff to change.

I didn't mean it like that. I just thought my plan was probably like .01% better. To be honest, I think people might benefit more from following your plan than mine.

Mine's just kick ass, that's all.

aww, that's so sweet of you.

of course, i didn't think you meant in a bad way to begin with.


I found out why I got deported. My name, "Raffia Ahmed" matched up with a "Raffi Ahmed" on the FBI watch list.

Lando, do I look like a terrorist?

Not at all! Except your belief that Mr. Dressup was actually Commissioner Gordon on the old Batman series... If they found out that you thought that, they might not let you cross the border...

I doubt it was that though, the world is just stupid right now. Who knows when it will smarten up!

Are they going to let you cross the border now that you know or they know that your name isn't the same as the terrorists?

I suppose they would have, had I not asked them why Casey and Finnegan from Mr. Dressup were never asked to be on Batman. Imagine the crossovers! They could have strapped the Tickle Trunk onto the back of the Batmobile!

Sadly, that really was why I got red-flagged, along with my lack of checked baggeage for a three to four week trip. Then they yelled at me about the number of times I'd come in and out of the country, called me a liar when I tried to explain that I'd left because I was depressed, told me I hadn't proved I was going to leave the country, and kicked me out.

And I promptly burst into tears, cuz i can't deal with being yelled at. Speaking of which, I should probably wash my bunnyhug. I had to wipe my nose on the sleeve.

[Henrietta]

Lando, please expand on "why guys are assholes", I highly enjoy it.

[Johnny]

Lando, what is up the The Cass's new name?

[dream in japanese]

lando, why did my professor say that my unique snowflakeness is constructed by society?

[Lando]

well, obviously. i can't be expected to compete with you!

and they're just suggestions on ways to start. cuz i know i'd procrastinate on thinking up stuff to change.

I didn't mean it like that. I just thought my plan was probably like .01% better. To be honest, I think people might benefit more from following your plan than mine.

Mine's just kick ass, that's all.

aww, that's so sweet of you.

of course, i didn't think you meant in a bad way to begin with.


I found out why I got deported. My name, "Raffia Ahmed" matched up with a "Raffi Ahmed" on the FBI watch list.

Lando, do I look like a terrorist?

Not at all! Except your belief that Mr. Dressup was actually Commissioner Gordon on the old Batman series... If they found out that you thought that, they might not let you cross the border...

I doubt it was that though, the world is just stupid right now. Who knows when it will smarten up!

Are they going to let you cross the border now that you know or they know that your name isn't the same as the terrorists?

I suppose they would have, had I not asked them why Casey and Finnegan from Mr. Dressup were never asked to be on Batman. Imagine the crossovers! They could have strapped the Tickle Trunk onto the back of the Batmobile!

Sadly, that really was why I got red-flagged, along with my lack of checked baggeage for a three to four week trip. Then they yelled at me about the number of times I'd come in and out of the country, called me a liar when I tried to explain that I'd left because I was depressed, told me I hadn't proved I was going to leave the country, and kicked me out.

And I promptly burst into tears, cuz i can't deal with being yelled at. Speaking of which, I should probably wash my bunnyhug. I had to wipe my nose on the sleeve.

Then why wash it! It could be worth more if you sell it at a snot convention!

[Lando]

Lando, what is up the The Cass's new name?

It's what she says out loud when in bed!

No, I'm totally joking.


Cass has an obsession with shampoo.

So that's what she says when she's washing her hair with shampoo...

Yeah it's an odd thing to say, but I guess that's Utah gals for ya...

[Lando]

lando, why did my professor say that my unique snowflakeness is constructed by society?

Your professor has a pesstimistic view on society and it's placement in general. He/She has formulated opinions of people's development completely on their surrounding atmosphere. While this is a key factor to the way an individual can develop both mentally and even physically. It can't be accountable for the complete development of each singular entity in society.

What he/she should have said was that your unique snowflakeness is influenced by society, OR that you reflect the elements of society which influence you.

[Henrietta]

No...it means

O(oh) U(you) 8(ate) 1(one) 2(too)

Oh, you ate one too?

[Lando]

Van Halen

[Henrietta]

Noooo

[Lando]

Jimmy Neutron boy genius?

[Henrietta]

Lando, where do the hot guys work in the summer? I need a job there.

[trentm32]

Lando, how will I do on my finals I've gotta take this week?