modern psychokitty wrote:
And how can I, a fellow Skatchie, achieve the greatness you have?
Sorry, I missed this one.
The easiest way to achieve greatness would be to leave all your personal belongings in a giant cardboard box. Perhaps one of the biggest cardboard boxes ever made. You'd already gain some fame for holding the record and then you could leave the box somewhere and charge a dollar for everyone to come and see it.
Then you'd have to leave, without your shoes, but keep at least your clothes. We don't want you getting arrested and go to the concert of some amazing performer like Danko, Cher, The BeeGees, Samuel L. Jackson on Ice, The New Kids On The Block Reunion Tour, or perhaps even a play like Raffi on Broadway in: Hamlet.
You'd then go and yell obscene things at him. Yes I do know I put Cher in one of the options, but I still stick with the word HIM because her sexuality should be under investigation I believe. Anyway, you'd go yell things like "You pooped on my socks!" or " I love the smell of your grandma's panties!" Or even better " I like to calculate stuff on my calculator!" <---- this one really gets them going.
You'll probably get kicked out, or rewarded by the security who probably hate the performers more than they hate having to eat meatballs off the floor during their lunch breaks.
Either way, if you can get the job done, get a giant cardboard box and do this without any personal possessions, then that's a giant step in the right direction.
