The ASK LANDO! Thread

ihatethunderbay · Post by **ihatethunderbay** » 1/12/2004, 7:51 pm

Lando: What is the meaning of cloud?

Secondly,

Lando: Where can I find the elusive blue turtle that grows from the branches of a 300 year old oak tree?

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 1/12/2004, 7:53 pm

Poor Lori

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 1/12/2004, 9:38 pm

Lando wrote:
No, but I do have a Ninja Turtles Sleeping bag. It's kinda small now, but if you're not to tall, you can use that!

But you can't keep it!

And it won't fit the both of us...

hmmm… maybe we'll just stick with a blanket. what kind of blankets do you have? any thunder cats or schoolhouse rock blankets?

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 1/12/2004, 10:07 pm

lando, why am i so tired?

robcore · Post by **robcore** » 1/12/2004, 11:39 pm

Lando, would you ever eat a small tarantula for money?

Sonya · Post by **Sonya** » 1/13/2004, 11:23 pm

Lando, can you do my piles of homework for me?

You know you love simple high school trigonometry... just sines and cosines and crap. :nod:

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 1/17/2004, 7:26 am

trentm32 wrote:Lando,

Who's cooler: Buffy The Vampire Slayer, or Shredder from the Ninja Turtles?

Also, who'd win in a fight between the two?

I took a little while to answer this because it's a very serious question and difficult to answer.

Alright cooler, I'd have to say Buffy cause shredder always seems to be mad even at his own henchmen and he's just not a very nice guy to anyone. He thinks he's better than everyone or he's just got somethin up his ass!

Alright now for the fight, I think the only way to decide this is by creating a number system from 1-5 based on different aspects of the two characters. Then the one with the highest total will win the fight.

So here we go

Martial Arts/Fighting skill

Buffy: 3
Shredder: 5 I think Shredder's been training for a lot longer, so he probably has more skill than buffy.

Strength

Buffy: 5
Shredder: 3 Shredder's a well built guy, but when he's not super shredder he doesn't have superhuman strength like the slayer does.

Distraction ability

Buffy: 4
Shredder: 4 I figured they both tied, Buffy would make you drool, and shredder would blind you if the light reflected off his metal clothing the wrong way. They didn't get 5, because only Mr. T gets 5.

Speed/Reflexes

Buffy: 4
Shredder:3 I'd say that Buffy's got more speed than the shredder, but it's tough to decide on this one. The only one faster than them is the Flash.

Counter attack/Defense

Buffy: 3
Shredder: 5 I gave shredder 5 because once again he has more martial arts skill, and also because he's wearing metal armor.

Intelligence

Buffy: 3
Shredder: 2 I don't really think either of them are all that smart, I mean Buffy in the movie was kind of a ditzy cheerleader, and in the series she's no albert Einstein, however I think she knows her stuff, bout demons and what not quite a bit better than Shredder knows the turtles. I mean, Buffy has way more wins than the Shredder, but that's because he is fighting the toughest ninjas in the world!!!

Charisma

Buffy: 5
Shredder: 5 They're both fairly charismatic. Vampires, demons. and men seem to be attracted to Buffy, and Shredder, well he had a pretty big Foot Clan. So I'd have to say they're both well liked, in their own ways I guess.

Alright, so that's a long enough list, let's see the totals!

Buffy: 27
Shredder: 27

I guess, it's a fairly even matchup! One fight Buffy could win, the next, Shredder might win. I also think Shredder was Castrated, so Buffy's sex appeal may not help her. It's a close one that's for sure!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 1/17/2004, 7:27 am

Josh wrote:y it was so much fun but anyways what is up?

and lando how can i fix my comp?

I can't answer this one for you because we both have different definitions of the word "FIX"

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 1/17/2004, 7:30 am

ihatethunderbay wrote:Lando: What is the meaning of cloud?

Secondly,

Lando: Where can I find the elusive blue turtle that grows from the branches of a 300 year old oak tree?

I'm not sure I understand your first question. Do you mean the definition of the word? Perhaps you'd like to explain a little more.

And I found out that the blue turtle is in fact found in Hawaii. I'm not sure if this is on all of the islands, but they do have those types of oak trees.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 1/17/2004, 7:33 am

carnival_7 wrote:lando, why am i so tired?

That's what happens after bein up all night with me! BOOYAH!

okay okay, I got carried away...

The answer is because you've been up for 63 and a half hours straight. Once you pass 62 hours, you go from being tired to being SO tired. It's just the way your specific biological clock works.

Mine is set at 33 hours.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 1/17/2004, 7:34 am

robcore wrote:Lando, would you ever eat a small tarantula for money?

It's all about the AMOUNT my friend. All about the amount of green...

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 1/17/2004, 7:37 am

tiarie414 wrote:Lando, can you do my piles of homework for me?

You know you love simple high school trigonometry... just sines and cosines and crap.

Actually those were some of the only things I did well in with math. Those and the triangles/angles etc...

However the answer has to be no this time. You see, when you become an actress, stripper, milkman/woman, you're going to need to know your COSINES!!!

So study hard!

Seriously, I use trigonometry and Algebra like 5 billion times a day!

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 1/17/2004, 1:05 pm

Lando, What Can I do?

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 1/17/2004, 9:02 pm

Absent Minded Guitarist wrote:Lando, What Can I do?

help rock the fuckin' house and kick some ass!

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 1/17/2004, 9:12 pm

Excellent! my life has meaning now!

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 1/17/2004, 9:58 pm

Lando, my back hurts. What do i do?

Post by **saman** » 1/17/2004, 11:21 pm

Lando, I find myself constantly angry these days. how can i feel better?

also, why do my fingers want to type your nick as londo instead of lando?

Bananababy · Post by **Bananababy** » 1/18/2004, 9:19 am

saman wrote:
also, why do my fingers want to type your nick as londo instead of lando?

hehe...so silly..

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 1/18/2004, 9:31 am

She's from Saskatchewan, what do you expect???

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 1/18/2004, 5:06 pm

lando, why do i suck at developing pictures?