The ASK LANDO! Thread

gravity · Post by **gravity** » 1/11/2004, 8:52 pm

damn straight i love lori

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 1/11/2004, 10:08 pm

everyone loves Lori, She's so gosh darn cute! :nod:

Lando, Can I ever be as cool as you?

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 1/11/2004, 10:11 pm

i believed i already asked that

Lando wrote:
carnival_7 wrote:is it possible for me to ever be as cool as you?

Chances are you are already cooler than me. Depending on how hot you are.

By hot I don't mean your looks. I'm not that shallow of a person unless I'm floating in the kiddie pool at the local aquatic centre.

If you live in alaska or somewhere that's colder than here in the summer, then yes, you are definitely cooler than me. Air conditioning can also apply to this, as I do not have this luxury of such things, I am always hot. Yesterday, where I live was actually Canada's hot spot. So yesterday you were definitely cooler than me. Providing you live in Canada.

If you live in a really hot place, or don't have air conditioning and you are really concerned about being cooler than me, then you have 3 options. Move to somewhere cooler, get air conditioning, or lock yourself in the local grocery stores meat freezer.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 1/11/2004, 10:13 pm

You just crushed my hopes of being cool!!!! :crying:

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 1/12/2004, 8:16 am

gravity wrote:
Lando wrote:
gravity wrote:no....only i can be as sexy as lando....

here is the other post I was mentioning. As you can see only he can be as sexy as me. However not everyday...

and

WTF! YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!

yes, yes i will visit every once in a while....just to see you and a couple of the old schoolers.....lori mostly

Not me?

I'm the oldest of the educational facilities...

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 1/12/2004, 8:18 am

carnival_7 wrote:is it a ninja turtles blanket?

No, but I do have a Ninja Turtles Sleeping bag. It's kinda small now, but if you're not to tall, you can use that!

But you can't keep it!

And it won't fit the both of us... :cry:

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 1/12/2004, 8:22 am

LIAM wrote:Lando, are you single, and od you date younger guys? i'm not looking for an answer i just wanted to say it...

Sorry Liam, Like Nikki said, there's more here than meets the eye... Well she didn't exactly say that, but I may have incorrectly interpreted what she said and made it into what I want it to be. SO BACK OFF!

Anyway...

I'm sorry, I only date older guys. There's just something sexy about a man like Charles Bronson, or Matlock.... er uh... Andy Griffith. Unfortunately good ol' Charlie passed away. I heard Mr. Googely eyes Don Knotts may have passed on too. It's a shame. He wasn't the Shakiest Gun In the West for nothing. Anyway, I'm sure you'll find an older guy like Jimmy Smitts or Denis Franz someday.

Yeah, I read your diary.

Don't be ashamed.

ps: Spandex isn't that bad.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 1/12/2004, 8:32 am

carnival_7 wrote:Lando, why does Liam want to date you?

Okay this one's easy.

Some people, like Liam for instance, can't really live happily alone. They always need someone there. They kind of rely on it. Liam was taken away from his litter at a young age and placed into a shop. When you're in the window and only cost 20 dollars, it can really bring down your self respect/esteem, your confidence and your Independent nature.

I'm not saying these are all factors to why Liam wants to date me, but one of them could be.

Also, these types of people try to attach themselves to the sexiest person they know, before that person isn't available anymore.

In Liam's case, he doesn't know a lot of people.

You read that last part and were like "Uh.... did he just put himself down? By insinuating that he isn't the sexiest human being on earth?"

The answer is no. I just wanted to say that, so I could follow up with the part where I quoted what you'd be thinking, where you're all somewhat puzzled and wondering why I put myself down.

Looks like the jokes on you.

So anyway, like I was saying, Liam doesn't know a lot of people... (insert continuation here) However he's lucky enough to know me. The sexiest man alive.

Now I ask you. (you don't need to respond, I already know your answer.) Can you blame him for wanting to date me?

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 1/12/2004, 8:35 am

superrgirll wrote:the question is, who doesn't want to date lando?

As you can see, no one said "I don't."

And judging by your little emotion-y like guy, you already knew the answer.

So I'm really explaining this for no reason.

Other than I like to look at the letters as they magically appear on the screen when I hit these... K-E-Y-S...

WOW NEATO!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 1/12/2004, 8:45 am

Absent Minded Guitarist wrote:You just crushed my hopes of being cool!!!!

No no no, don't worry. It's winter now, and I'm pretty sure you live in the prairies of Alberta. So we've had some nice weather here. If you've had some cold days, chances are you may have been cooler than me for a while.

Yes, I know, you're shocked, but just remember TO BREATHE and everything will be okay.

But seriously. If you practice enough at like the geetars and the twangers and banjos and whatnot, all those things that yous kids are into these days. You'll surely be more hip, radical, bodacious, tubular, gnarly and a whole lot of other far out groovy things that I won't ever achieve.

I only have 3 legs, so that why I won't achieve as much... It's okay though... oh wait... that one's not a leg... just go back to the part where I was saying you'll achieve stuff... yeah forget about what you're reading right now. Good. Well done. Just Swell.

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 1/12/2004, 10:19 am

Lando, I'm leaving my work placement on Thursday and I want to give them a thank you something. Any ideas?

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 1/12/2004, 12:58 pm

Lando wrote:No, but I do have a Ninja Turtles Sleeping bag. It's kinda small now, but if you're not to tall, you can use that!

:O My brother has one too!

trentm32 · Post by **trentm32** » 1/12/2004, 2:28 pm

Lando,

Who's cooler: Buffy The Vampire Slayer, or Shredder from the Ninja Turtles?

Also, who'd win in a fight between the two?

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 1/12/2004, 6:11 pm

Random Name wrote:Lando, I'm leaving my work placement on Thursday and I want to give them a thank you something. Any ideas?

Usually it's cool to give them some home made baking. People always appreciate that! If not you could go with the standard thank you card, but you can't eat those.... so people usually just give the "fake" thank you. If you give a card with baking, then all of a sudden they like the card too!!!

It's weird how the world works.

Another option is you could give them a ferret or perhaps a mountain goat.

Why?

I don't know, maybe because they don't have one!

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 1/12/2004, 6:27 pm

Lando. You are too much of a genius for words.
But unfortunately I am psychic and already gave them some homemade cookies at christmas.

I also know that they once had a Mountain goat that died in a tragic drilling accident so any sort of animal of that sort would just bring up bad memories. poor charlie...he never saw it comming.

So Lando, should I stick with baking something again, or find something different and better?

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 1/12/2004, 7:19 pm

Random Name wrote:Lando. You are too much of a genius for words.
But unfortunately I am psychic and already gave them some homemade cookies at christmas.

I also know that they once had a Mountain goat that died in a tragic drilling accident so any sort of animal of that sort would just bring up bad memories. poor charlie...he never saw it comming.

So Lando, should I stick with baking something again, or find something different and better?

I guess that depends on if they liked your baking or not!!! JK

Okay, the only other thing I could think of would be to give them something that would always remind them of you. Something that's reflective of your personality. So when they look at it, it immediately makes them remember something funny, or enjoyable about you.

Also, it depends on where your work placement was. What type of work it was. You could give them something that has to do with the type of job, or something they could use there...

Maybe a picture of their mountain goat to put on the wall? To decorate the place! At least they could have fond memories of how great of a goat he was.

Mr. Goat, I salute you!

Penguin Josh · Post by **Penguin Josh** » 1/12/2004, 7:48 pm

Hi... Lori

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 1/12/2004, 7:49 pm

ahh, stop it.

Penguin Josh · Post by **Penguin Josh** » 1/12/2004, 7:50 pm

y it was so much fun but anyways what is up?

and lando how can i fix my comp?