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Lando, can I ever be as friggin' sexy as you?
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no....only i can be as sexy as lando....
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Hey, you cant answer questions to Lando, its againts the law.

I hope you enjoy your 4 years in prison.
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carnival_7 wrote:Lando, since you are so tight with the turtles, do you think there is any way you could maybe get me in the elite ninja turtle club? :puppyeyes:



I can try but I'm not guaranteeing anything. Why don't you just try to impress them? I'm sure someone as charming as you m'lady shouldn't have any problems doing that!
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trentm32 wrote:Lando, can I ever be as friggin' sexy as you?


Well, I really can't honestly answer that. I could give you the answer you'd like to hear to help boost your confidence to an all time high, and say yes, yes you can young lad!

There is another answer too, but I'll get to that in another post. I think if you just accept this answer. All will be merry and well.
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Hey dude!!!!!

can I have your babies?

you are the coolest.
ever.

how does that make you feel?
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gravity wrote:no....only i can be as sexy as lando....


here is the other post I was mentioning. As you can see only he can be as sexy as me. However not everyday...

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WTF! YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!
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Bananababy wrote:Hey dude!!!!!

can I have your babies?

you are the coolest.
ever.

how does that make you feel?



This gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside. Like when you're out tobogganing in the snow and you bring some hot chocolate along. Mmmmmm... that hits the spot.

Also, I'd be delighted to have a young beatiful woman like yourself bear our children. Since Jon never really said he's up for it, I guess I just have to move on...

"Delighted" is such a sweet word isn't it? I mean who doesn't use the word delighted!?

It's like, "HEY! I Haven't seen you in years! This is DELIGHTFUL!!!!" or I'm Delighted that you brought me beef jerkey."

Or one of my faves that you hear all the time. I'm so delighted that your underwear has a pictures of superman on them. It's so delightful to see that I'm not the only Christopher Reeve fan!"

Superman can be replaced by pictures of Alvin and the Chipmunks if you aren't a fan of the man of steel.

Anyway, thanks for your question Diana.
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But I want Lando's babies.
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finding emo wrote:But I want Lando's babies.


Sorry Val, you're engaged. So it just can't happen. Maybe if you were to break the engagement... Nah, that wouldn't be a good idea. Instead, name one of your children after me!
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Lando, I'm bored. What can I do?
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Absent Minded Guitarist wrote:Lando, I'm bored. What can I do?


I don't know man, I'm bored too, I was supposed to work but then late tonight found out I don't have to, so I can't get a hold of anyone!!! I'm just gonna go out and get some pizza and come back here and watch a movie.

Perhaps the KARATE KID TRILOGY. The best trilogy of our time.

But seriously, THE NEXT KARATE KID doesn't count. So don't bother mentioning it.
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Lando, i'm cold. what can i do?
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carnival_7 wrote:Lando, i'm cold. what can i do?


You can share my blanket.














But you can't have all of it!
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is it a ninja turtles blanket?
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Lando, are you single, and od you date younger guys? :lol: i'm not looking for an answer i just wanted to say it...
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Lando, why does Liam want to date you?
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the question is, who doesn't want to date lando? :love:
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Lando wrote:
gravity wrote:no....only i can be as sexy as lando....


here is the other post I was mentioning. As you can see only he can be as sexy as me. However not everyday...

and


WTF! YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!


yes, yes i will visit every once in a while....just to see you and a couple of the old schoolers.....lori mostly :love:
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