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Axtech
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by Axtech » 9/8/2003, 6:01 am
- - Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind , rain and everything . And though the hum and sway gets me down, I ' ll find the way to peace and openness . "Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish) ... ^5 ^5 v v
Johnny
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by Johnny » 9/8/2003, 10:15 am
Professional Canadian.
Sufjan Stevens
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by Sufjan Stevens » 9/8/2003, 10:31 am
That's....not....funny.....
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
xoNoDoubt69
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by xoNoDoubt69 » 9/8/2003, 12:21 pm
Damn i must be stupid cause i don't get it
One-Eye
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by One-Eye » 9/8/2003, 12:28 pm
Pssssst. There's nothing to get. Laugh anyway!
Johnny
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by Johnny » 9/8/2003, 1:31 pm
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
Thats a knee slapper!!
Professional Canadian.
WhiteLightning
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by WhiteLightning » 9/8/2003, 9:48 pm
Id laugh but....
I'm falling back under the equator. <BR>
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robcore
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by robcore » 9/10/2003, 12:04 am
:wft: i don't get it...
Don't ask questions, just accept it.
Axtech
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by Axtech » 9/10/2003, 5:52 am
That's the point!
If it's green, it's too ripe. Makes sense. If it's yellow, it's good. Also makes sense. If it's red... WTF? A red banana?!? Where'd you get that?
- - Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind , rain and everything . And though the hum and sway gets me down, I ' ll find the way to peace and openness . "Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish) ... ^5 ^5 v v
Sufjan Stevens
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by Sufjan Stevens » 9/10/2003, 10:21 am
Thanks for telling us the joke again. It still sucks. You should take the suck out of it.
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
One-Eye
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by One-Eye » 9/11/2003, 2:25 pm
Here's another one:
Why is the boogeyman gay?
Because he comes out of the closet every night.
starseed_10
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by starseed_10 » 9/11/2003, 2:43 pm
Did you hear about that guy wko got the whole left side of his body bitten off by a shark!??
he's allright now.
blah
xoNoDoubt69
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by xoNoDoubt69 » 9/11/2003, 4:06 pm
yay i actually got that one
One-Eye
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by One-Eye » 9/11/2003, 6:18 pm
How about this one:
What's the difference between smoking a bowl and anal sex?
Well, one makes your whole day, the other makes your hole weak.
happening fish
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by happening fish » 9/11/2003, 6:22 pm
!
I love jokes like this. My inventory is huge.
Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
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One-Eye
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by One-Eye » 9/11/2003, 6:22 pm
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead!