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Jokes that shouldn't be funny but somehow are

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Why is a banana like a traffic light?

Because when it's green it's not ripe yet, when it's yellow it's good, and when it's red you say, "Where'd you get that banana?"

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:wtf: :lol: :wtf:
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:Johnathan: :lol: :think:
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That's....not....funny.....
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
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Post by xoNoDoubt69 »

Damn i must be stupid cause i don't get it :uh:
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Pssssst. There's nothing to get. Laugh anyway!
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Post by Johnny »

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!



Thats a knee slapper!!
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Id laugh but.... :wtf:
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not funny
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Post by dream in japanese »

:lol: :lol: :lol: funniest thing ever.
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Post by robcore »

:wft: i don't get it...
Don't ask questions, just accept it.
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Post by Axtech »

That's the point!

If it's green, it's too ripe. Makes sense. If it's yellow, it's good. Also makes sense. If it's red... WTF? A red banana?!? Where'd you get that?
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Thanks for telling us the joke again. It still sucks. You should take the suck out of it.
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
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Post by One-Eye »

Here's another one:

Why is the boogeyman gay?


Because he comes out of the closet every night.

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Post by starseed_10 »

:lol:


Did you hear about that guy wko got the whole left side of his body bitten off by a shark!??

he's allright now.
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Post by xoNoDoubt69 »

yay i actually got that one :lol:
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Post by One-Eye »

How about this one:

What's the difference between smoking a bowl and anal sex?


Well, one makes your whole day, the other makes your hole weak.
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Post by happening fish »

:lol: !

I love jokes like this. My inventory is huge.


Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

It was dead!
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