thirdhour wrote:dude, i do that all the time, one of the horrible side effects of french immersion. i translate songs into french in my head. oh, army is armee (with accents, i dont have them) and lies is mensonges.
yeah, the only reason i know lies is my grade seven teacher used to tell me whenever i did some work that it was 'mensonges, tous c'est les mensonges!!!'
Long time no board, mostly lurking, but this thread brought me from my hole, I call it Stealing Ricecakes (about a kid who moves into his parents house after being laid off from work, and likes to eat.) Switched between his voice and the parents, so you gotta be on your toes.
I'm eating the spare food you're saving
How you gonna make me leave again
Well I'm dreaming your grocery shopping
When you wanna make me a-sandwich, rye
How should I say "I'm so hungry"
How could I weigh just 2-85...
I eat at home
By the couch on the floor
By the tea with my scones
In need of pizza and starving
Defrosted and cold
Its not ready to eat
So the man on the phone
Helps me safely order my meal
You're eating food for our family
How's it gonna last us a whole week
Oh I'm screaming you're stealing ricecakes
Why you want to move in here again why
How should I say "just get a job"
How should we pray, the pantry must survive...
You burp and moan
Near the husks from the corn
With the fat on your bones
Your pathetic and lazy
Spaghetti with mold
Plus you're getting quite old
But the fridge that's on loan
Helps you safely horde icecream
Fo Fo Fo Fo Fo Food
No no no no no no
go go go go go go
no no no no...
Fo fo fo fo fo food
Ro ro ro ro ro rude
Go go go go go go
No no no no no no
Fo Fo Fo Fo Fo Food
No no no no no no
go go go go go go
no no no no...
Fo fo fo fo fo food
Ro ro ro ro ro rude
Go go go go go go
No no no no no no
It must be our eggos
It must be his back
Of faith that he might not come back
It must be the cheetos
It must be my snacks
Of faith that I don't build-up plaque
I've been weight bound again, I'm
Weight bound again
He's been laid off again, I'm
extra pounds, weight bound, Nestle mounds, pounds, bound, bound
[glow=#6400ff]"Are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?[/glow] [glow=#0000ff] "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." [/glow]