OLP Parodies

Kicker774 · Post by **Kicker774** » 7/17/2003, 4:05 pm

Has anyone ever seen or made up an OLP parody, like something Weird Al would do.

Kind of a thought that just occured to me,

Then again "Yoga class for cats", "Nazi's breastfeeding" those sound like parodies already

That'd be a sweet contest, write your own best parody of an OLP song.

Oh the prize? Umm ... knowing that you've entertained and brightened the day of at least a handfull of people out there. And for those that hate parodies you can be happy that you pissed at least one perosn off for the day

Maybe something based on waiting in line for OLP concerts or sitting through crappy opening bands or putting up with freaks that have to push and shove to the front and then absolutley do nothing when OLP hit the stage.

Enough ranting, I'm off to let my creative juices flow.

Kicker774 · Post by **Kicker774** » 7/17/2003, 4:06 pm

Or how about a parody based on clumsymonkey.net?

That'd be cool. We could use a theme song.

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 7/17/2003, 5:26 pm

I did one a while back of All For You... it was about Osama Bin Laden.

Post by **faninor** » 7/17/2003, 6:16 pm

I remember one about Do You Like It . . .

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 7/17/2003, 6:21 pm

Here's the one that goes to the tune of All For You

A large turbin'd man at my door
could it be Bin Laden?
he wants terrorists,
embarassments, that'll ruin Bush, and his government
Wants America,
to die a horrid death,
and if i turn my back on him,
he'll terror me,
and you and all your friends,
maybe he just needs a friend?

He's out for you.
He's got you where he wants.
He's out for you.
From his cave of fears and dark,
He's got 43 kids with 9 different wives,
He'll kill you with his goat,
he's out for you.
O-sa-ma, Bin Laden.

Al Qaida, Q-Q-Q-Qaida
look out for them, in Afghanistan.
They have intelligence, neglegents,
they hate tattoos and hardcore sex.
On their horses
and in their caves
where you will not find them dead
The Osama man, he want's discipline
so we all follow the Koran.

He's out for you.
He's got you where he wants.
He's out for you.
From his cave of fears and dark,
He's got 43 kids with 9 different wives,
He'll kill you with his goat,
he's out for you.
O-sa-ma, Bin Laden

starseed_10 · Post by **starseed_10** » 7/17/2003, 6:45 pm

He's got 43 kids with 9 different wives,
He'll kill you with his goat,

thats awesome man.

neoncrossing · Post by **neoncrossing** » 7/17/2003, 7:27 pm

That parody rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

areusad831 · Post by **areusad831** » 7/17/2003, 7:48 pm

today i was thinking "Somewhere Out There" could be about waking up drunk as shit. I had words but i forgot em..

Kicker774 · Post by **Kicker774** » 7/17/2003, 8:55 pm

Ok I took some time and gathered my thoughts and came up with a song.
It's very emotional to me, and I think you'll find out why.

Car Crash - Stale Nachos

*Sweet ass bass intro*
Tired ... and Hungry .... My Nachos are stale.
Do you have some? Do you have some?
My bag ... no one sealed it, now thier stiff as a board.
Can I get some? Can I get some?

I went to the store, I walked down the isles.
But there were none in my sight,
so I'm searching, searching away.

But oooooOOOOOO, oooooOOOOOO

Where can I get get chips?

Stale chips, pissing me off, at the end of the day.
I'm still hungry, I'm still hungry
I came home today, to a clip on the tray
And I wanted to kill, who last ate them. Who last ate them?!

And ooooOOOOO, oooooOOOOOOO

My nachos are all stale

ooooOOOOO Nachos are all stale

*Fade to balck*

Whadda think?

liam · Post by **liam** » 7/17/2003, 9:15 pm

someone here once posted a somewhere out there parody called "somewhere out there (lies my car)" it was really funny, i used to have it saved...

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 7/17/2003, 9:23 pm

pretty good stuff... here's a crappy attempt...

Take these little people
paint their lips
and watch them squirm
it's amazing what midgets will do with beer
Silently watch them
take a big sip, and give you the finger
it's the drunken stupor you must fear.

Midgets!
Overlooked, unfit appearence

They remember nothing
I remember watching
I'm a little turned on
by their tiny little bodies
I can't believe I'm watching
but I don't wanna turn my head
from my little friend.

unbuttoning their clothes
tiny pantyhose
Wonder why they aren't bigger?
Don't know if I should laugh or shed a tear/
Come on! how often do you see this?
A midget girl, with a nice figure
Am I worried that, her boyfriend might be here?

Midgets!
Overlooked, unfit appearence

They remember nothing
I remember watching
I'm a little turned on
by their tiny little bodies
I can't believe I'm watching
but I don't wanna turn my head
from my little friend....

---------------------------------------------------

ok that one sorta sucked...

CODITH · Post by **CODITH** » 7/17/2003, 9:36 pm

rofl!!!!!!!

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 7/17/2003, 9:44 pm

thats great :lol:

Kicker774 · Post by **Kicker774** » 7/17/2003, 9:48 pm

BLAST! Outwitted again!

I need to retretto the "study" for about 20 minutes or so (After effects of the stale nachos probably) but I'll be back with a new parody.

I'm thinking All for you - Steve Mazure

sandsleeper · Post by **sandsleeper** » 7/17/2003, 9:50 pm

i turned automatic flowers into "automatic flushers"

don't remember the exact words.

InUnison · Post by **InUnison** » 7/17/2003, 10:56 pm

I once did Theif into a song called Reffer when I was really bored. I dont think I have it anymore though.

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 7/17/2003, 11:16 pm

they hate tattoos and hardcore sex.

That went perfectly!

<intro>

Yeeahhhaaaah!

When I find out who this that is playing
a screaming man that made me cry
I drove too far to listen to something
that makes us gag, makes us sigh

Yeeehhahahaaaaa

When I find what band was replaced
I'll bring them back but it won't be easy
You won't believe how many left early
In agony, agonyyyy

Ohhhoohhhhh

I hoped to find that our band was up next
a wonderful band, with a hot singer man
It gets worse, as the the night goes on
additional opening acts, another fledgling band

Yeaahhhhahhhhh

When I find what band was replaced
I'll bring them back but it won't be easy
You won't believe how many left early
In agony, agonyyyy

I know it's lame...but I tried. I hope you can guess what song it is, lol

Clumsy7Thief · Post by **Clumsy7Thief** » 7/18/2003, 7:56 am

J-Neli wrote:unbuttoning their clothes
tiny pantyhose
Wonder why they aren't bigger?
Don't know if I should laugh or shed a tear/
Come on! how often do you see this?
A midget girl, with a nice figure
Am I worried that, her boyfriend might be here?

This verse scares me but is still sooo funny :lol:

Kicker774 · Post by **Kicker774** » 7/18/2003, 8:57 am

LIAM wrote:someone here once posted a somewhere out there parody called "somewhere out there (lies my car)" it was really funny, i used to have it saved...

Was it anything like this:

Last time I went to school, with a tired and groggy head,
I parked my car outside, then I went inside
Came back my car was gone, I had parking in a loading zone
I yelled and I cursed at the place, but there was no response

I grabbed my hair, and screamed in the air ...

I parked right here last week, my car was just cleanned.
I know it's out there, my green Integra
I yell and I curse and I scream, and people laugh at me
I know it's out there, my green Integra

Maybe I'll come back to that one when I'm less busy at work here.

ihatethunderbay · Post by **ihatethunderbay** » 7/18/2003, 9:48 am

this is probably going to suck..but..here goes.

My parody of The Birdman..hopefully you can guess what it's about

'Restlessly the man walks about on stage
everyone looks at him, they'll never look back
How do you think the show will be today?
I heard they're kinda wierd, but you really never know, eh?

I can see him, and he's stalking the guitarist...

How does it feel to be up on stage?
I just stare
Then suddenly the singer gropes the guitarist..

This is getting way too wierd
But I can't plug my ears, it won't be the same
Now look at that! He's pulling him back
Oh he's pulling him back..back..back

They'll get it on..get it on..get it on..get it on

D'you think it's wrong? D'you think it's right?
I don't know what to say..
D'you think it's wrong? D'you think it's right?
I didn't expect this tonight

How do you forget a scene up on stage like that?
Guitarist's got that look of fear, like
"Oh no!"
Why is he feeling him up like that?
I look up there.. It's just not quite right
I think Raine's really mad
Oh he's really mad, mad, mad..

They'll get it on.. get it on.. get it on.. get it on..

I think it's wrong. You think it's right?
It makes no sense at all
I think it's wrong. You think it's right?
Why's he spinning around like that?

He feels him.
He feel him close.
He feels him.
Now for the solo

Are they in a fight?

Maybe it's wrong. Maybe it's right
Kinda wierd at first sight
Maybe it's wrong. Maybe it's right
Kinda funny in the light
Maybe it's wrong. Maybe it's right.
Before.. Have you seen this before?

They'll get it on
Get it on
Get it on
Get it on
Get it on
Get it on and on and on
Get it on
Get it on
Get it on
Get it on
Get it on
Get it on

He feels him
He feels him close
He feels him
He feels him close
He feels him
He feels him'

..yeah..that sucked...