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I want to lick Uncle E. Not my real uncle, but the genius who is behind eels, in all his egomaniacal glory!

Wow... that BIG ad made me want to come to Australia and lick whoever came up with the idea. It should be passed on for generations to come.

I have sex with wales.

Sorry. I didn't WANT to be vulgur, it just came to mind... spur of the moment you know.

Uhm, is anyone going to see Eels anytime soon.
They are in London in a few weeks and I cant go. GODAMMIT! I want to lick Uncle E.

You.. you mean.... You are God! :O

Oh my

Rusty wrote:Then you could have visited Johnny and seen the world smallest.

Oh my. I think the contrast between the biggest and smallest would just blow my mind

Hey Chandler... where do you live then?

Why? Oh dear god... not pity!

I was in Alberta cause thats where family are. Athabasca to be more specific, although I did travel to Edmonton and Grassland and such. Oh and I visited the mountains. Mountains are sexy.
I miss it so much Goddamit!

Can you download the whole album from the hub? It confuses me a little.

what's with the FBI anti-piracy thing...we're in Canada! CD side does not work in my computer.

I can't put it on my I-pod. does anyone know a way I can do it without downloading a pirate version, cause I'd feel mean doing that.

Goddamit this album is beautiful. Its like 67586537294 ...

Soozy wrote:(welcome to the CM by the way )

Why thankyou.

I was in Athabasca, Alberta. Thats where all my family are.

The new album is so sexy!

Corey wrote:

what a spectacle wrote:Its so sick and disgusting that you have to find it funny, otherwise you loose all faith in the world and want to kill yourself.

Are you serious? Oh my God! The sky is falling!

Im not serious. I have dry British humor, sorry.

I'm back from Canada. I can't decide if thats good or bad yet.

So I'm in Canada and haven't been near a computer. Look how much I've missed.

Global warming has alway been the precursor to an ice age (something of which we are long overdue for)

In a nutshell... world warms up -> ice caps melt -> warm ocean currents stop -> world freezes over (and while Day ...

Its so sick and disgusting that you have to find it funny, otherwise you loose all faith in the world and want to kill yourself.

When a moth melts, it smells like burning human hair.

I'm going to Canada tomorrow

Of which form? ( I dont want to get on my global warming is natural horse here)

Ahh. I don't think that would be a good idea, cause then I'd have to get on my "Global warming is natural only to a certain extent, we ARE partially responsible for it" donkey (I'm allergic to horses) and we already ...

i was always figured raine wrote big neon crossing when he was high or something. i guess it does have spiritual connotations now that i think about it.

Well you know what they say about drugs expanding the mind. You wouldn't be the first who mistook someone with a spiritual message as being ...

If you ever want technology to take a great leap forward... start a world war. The greatest technological advances have come due to large scale conflict. Ironic isn't it. We have to beat the crap out of each other to develop faster.

Ooh I know. Its annoying isn't it. Really its because people ...

If I had a penis, besides peeing everywhere and wanking, measuring it would be one of the first thing's I'd do

You do realize that the debt relief given to Afican countries was an act completed by all of the G7 (not just the USA)

I do know. I think that debt relef is a wonderful idea, i just don't see how it was then necessary to half aid funding. Where does that get people?

Before you go tearing apart ...