Sexual healing...(Yes indeed, I got that feeling)

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 4/13/2004, 3:02 pm

Any (and yes, I mean any) man that says that sex doesn't cross their mind at least momentarily every several minutes is either

A.) a prude
B.) a virgin (wait.....no)
C.) has no penis therefore feeling insignificant
D.) gets rather tired of the ol "five finger shuffle"
E.) related to D, gets tired of Betsy the Blow-Up Doll
F.) Neil's sorry

Sex rules.......and I know I'm right.

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 4/13/2004, 3:08 pm

You should add a 7th option.

G: Has not seen Neils sig in quite sometime.

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 4/13/2004, 3:13 pm

point well taken........

And.....if the closest sexual activity you've come to within the last 3 months is seeing your mom (or dad, ladies) undress. Neil says run.

Perhaps advice is drunken sex, perhaps a party......drunken sex (if consenual) can be fun too.

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 4/13/2004, 3:26 pm

Yay sex!

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 4/13/2004, 3:28 pm

wasn't there a thread a while back about who could hold out the longest or something....

this is like the opposite of that. :nod:

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 4/13/2004, 3:29 pm

Sex rules.....whether people say that porn sucks because the "dialogue blows" or the "music is lame".

It's sex, right? Hahaha.......

There's this girl that lives here in town, who's a stripper about an hour away, I can tell that she makes good money driving around a fully loaded Nissan Xterra.

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 4/13/2004, 3:56 pm

Long Jonny · Post by **Long Jonny** » 4/13/2004, 4:00 pm

hehe, seinfeld.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 4/13/2004, 4:02 pm

BOING!

Long Jonny · Post by **Long Jonny** » 4/13/2004, 4:03 pm

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 4/13/2004, 4:12 pm

Was it good for you?

Long Jonny · Post by **Long Jonny** » 4/13/2004, 4:22 pm

you left right after.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 4/13/2004, 4:24 pm

Don't worry, I'm comming back for seconds.

Long Jonny · Post by **Long Jonny** » 4/13/2004, 4:27 pm

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 4/13/2004, 4:32 pm

Bad Jonny!

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 4/13/2004, 4:42 pm

What's all the shizzle about the Victoria's Secret show for the fall getting canned? DAmmit anyways...

That's the perfect time to plan Thanksgiving lingerie presents for the misses.

Thanksgiving? No no, no no.......thanks for nothing.

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 4/13/2004, 4:52 pm

i don't see how anyone can actually be turned on by watching porn ..
the acting is just so cheesy all i can do is laugh

:lol:

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 4/13/2004, 5:02 pm

People don't exactly watch porn for the acting...

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 4/13/2004, 5:04 pm

don't be a smart ass ..

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 4/13/2004, 5:06 pm