That's right. I'll announce it myself. No shame!

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 12/1/2008, 5:43 pm

It's my b-day today. I'm 29. Sad day!! And when i showered today, I counted 12 of my own hairs lying in the tub. Think that's a bad sign??

Post by **xjsb125** » 12/1/2008, 5:54 pm

Happy Birthday!

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 12/1/2008, 6:08 pm

Happy Birthday!

myownsatellite · Post by **myownsatellite** » 12/1/2008, 8:41 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU SEXY OLD MAN!

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 12/1/2008, 8:51 pm

that fucker is refusing to accept my gift! >: (

Post by **saman** » 12/1/2008, 9:01 pm

aaah neil! it was my birthday yesterday!

happy birthday!

MindsOnLoan · Post by **MindsOnLoan** » 12/1/2008, 9:17 pm

Well Happy Birthday, and a happy late one to saman.

Btw, when I saw the topic, I thought "Someone is coming out?!?" I just thought I'd mention that. :lol:

Kicker774 · Post by **Kicker774** » 12/1/2008, 9:53 pm

Here's your gift

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 12/1/2008, 10:13 pm

wow you and johnny should have old men fights!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 12/1/2008, 10:13 pm

oh and happy birthday

Kicker774 · Post by **Kicker774** » 12/1/2008, 11:06 pm

I did see him practicing his moves the other day.

Could be a good fight too considering this is what he'd be up against

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 12/2/2008, 2:10 am

Happy birthday Neil!!!

Don't worry too much about 12 hairs. Every time I get out of the shower, it looks like a small furry animal is trying to climb out of the drain.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 12/2/2008, 10:29 am

I swear, I didn't know she had a penis!

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 12/2/2008, 10:49 am

Thanks everybody for the bday wishes. I honestly had a horribly lame b-day, so I figured you all could make me smile or amuse the shit outta me somehow.

And happy belated, Saman!!!

Guess today is when we all wish Britney Spears happy b-day, eh? :lol:

sad that I know her birthday.

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 12/2/2008, 5:00 pm

Boo to boring birthdays.

afealicious · Post by **afealicious** » 12/4/2008, 10:19 pm

I cried on my tenth birthday because I went on this scavenger hunt, and when it was time to reconvene and share our findings, everybody had forgotten about me and for ages I was still wandering around all lonely and lost.

YOU CANNOT TOP THAT FOR A BAD BIRTHDAY EXPERIENCE

laurel · Post by **laurel** » 12/4/2008, 10:41 pm

...do i seriously have to one-up you guys with bad birthday experiences?

seriously?

cause i so can.

myownsatellite · Post by **myownsatellite** » 12/4/2008, 10:57 pm

All my friends decided they'd rather get drunk at home than hang out with me on my birthday last year, after my roommate and I had already made my birthday dinner and were waiting for everyone to show up. Yeah, that was a great birthday.

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 12/4/2008, 10:58 pm

Oh my gosh, they forgot about you on your birthday!?? That's so wrong!

But scavenger hunt birthday parties are the bestest when they go right. I had one when I was little.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 12/9/2008, 6:59 am

laurel wrote:...do i seriously have to one-up you guys with bad birthday experiences?

seriously?

cause i so can.

Okay, since you didn't tell your stories, I will.

Well in 2001 on your birthday, no one paid attention to you, not just your family, I mean everyone in the world. Why? Because they were all focused on the fact that on that day the World Trade Center was attacked by terrorists!

In 2006 your grandpa's funeral was held on your birthday.

in 2008, you were dying of severe arm pain like a heart attack as well as severe stomach pain and should've gone to the hospital! At least you lived though!