Blacking out = bad times
The holy shit I am an alcoholic and need counseling thread!
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xoNoDoubt69
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yeah blacking out isn't good
"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
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sandsleeper
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yeah that's what's emmbarassing
"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
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xoNoDoubt69
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this one time i got plastered early, and i went upstairs to sleep. and all the guys were downstairs waiting for a friend of mine to show up and filling up waterbaloons and chanting smacks, smacks, smacks. and i was drunk off my ass upstairs yelling no....you sons of bitches....don't do it!!!!!
it was funny. then they waterballooned his ass and i was yelling NNNOoooooooooooooo, noooooooo, you sons of bitches.
it was funny. then they waterballooned his ass and i was yelling NNNOoooooooooooooo, noooooooo, you sons of bitches.
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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superboots
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Bandalero wrote:this one time i got plastered early, and i went upstairs to sleep. and all the guys were downstairs waiting for a friend of mine to show up and filling up waterbaloons and chanting smacks, smacks, smacks. and i was drunk off my ass upstairs yelling no....you sons of bitches....don't do it!!!!!
it was funny. then they waterballooned his ass and i was yelling NNNOoooooooooooooo, noooooooo, you sons of bitches.
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superboots
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i don't have any funny drunk stories that involve me 
except that me and rob spent 10 minutes looking for my keys in his room and his car and they were in my purse the whole time.
except that me and rob spent 10 minutes looking for my keys in his room and his car and they were in my purse the whole time.
HARDCORE!!!
OMG. I can't believe I din't think fo you
until now because when I think on
a scale of one to ten you're like YWELVE.
No, seriously?
I <3 my HLP!!!!!
OMG. I can't believe I din't think fo you
until now because when I think on
a scale of one to ten you're like YWELVE.
No, seriously?
I <3 my HLP!!!!!
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happening fish
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haha, i have lots, mostly because my friends tend to start losing items of clothing while drunk, and i'm usually the one that has to try to dress them again.... 
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... cool!!!
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... cool!!!
awkward is the new cool
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I have a funny drunken story: This one time, last summer, a group of us all went out to my fiance's lake house for a nite full of alcohol and asshole. Well......out of the 6 of us, one didn't drink.
Later on during the nite, around 11ish, we decided we wanted to go to the truck stop for a bite to eat. So.....we drove.
On the way, we noticed a car pulled over with its hazard lights on. They had car issues. Neil wanted to help. (hehe....so they thought) We pulled over, and I asked if they were having problems.....they told me "no" and that supposedly somebody was on the way to help them out.
I had stumbled my way out of the car (already cocked half circle) and asked if they were SURE they had somebody coming. I think they could tell I was drunk because they kinda got this stupid look on their face.
I was like.......well, just in case you're out of gas, let me help you. I un-screwed the cap to their gas tank, pulled down my shorts 'n boxers, and SHIT THE GROSSEST sounding ANAL FUME I could have let go at the time.
Everybody in the car is dying laughing, I'm laughing......the two in the car are bitching at me, and I was like "sorry, I just wanted to feel like I was able to help somehow before we drove off".
Later on during the nite, around 11ish, we decided we wanted to go to the truck stop for a bite to eat. So.....we drove.
On the way, we noticed a car pulled over with its hazard lights on. They had car issues. Neil wanted to help. (hehe....so they thought) We pulled over, and I asked if they were having problems.....they told me "no" and that supposedly somebody was on the way to help them out.
I had stumbled my way out of the car (already cocked half circle) and asked if they were SURE they had somebody coming. I think they could tell I was drunk because they kinda got this stupid look on their face.
I was like.......well, just in case you're out of gas, let me help you. I un-screwed the cap to their gas tank, pulled down my shorts 'n boxers, and SHIT THE GROSSEST sounding ANAL FUME I could have let go at the time.
Everybody in the car is dying laughing, I'm laughing......the two in the car are bitching at me, and I was like "sorry, I just wanted to feel like I was able to help somehow before we drove off".
Hatred is gained as much by good works as by evil. - Niccoló Machiavelli
LMAO
"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
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areusad831
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on thursday night my two suite mates decided it would be a great time to box while drunk. My one friend Matt was obviously much more drunk and was outweighed by the other guy by 50 pounds and a good 4 inches. Well after some fighting Matt had a bloody nose and we woke up to find blood all over the walls and our door. I was his coach ...guess I didnt do so well.
Everything seems like such a good idea when drunk, such as flipping all furniture in the living room until the next morning when you realize you snapped the couch in half.
Everything seems like such a good idea when drunk, such as flipping all furniture in the living room until the next morning when you realize you snapped the couch in half.
old school CM'er 4 Life
