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I never finished the shoplifter story. It was a risky stop for me, but the guy came back in when I asked for his receipt, and then when I shot down his story of why he had DVD's in his pockets he came clean. He was on probation so he got the trip to jail that night. I'm not sure when I go to court over it.
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Ohhh whoa, thats awesome. (I think)
Good job.
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8 February 1981
Your date of conception was on or about 18 May 1980 which was a Sunday.

You were born on a Sunday
under the astrological sign Aquarius.
Your Life path number is 11.

Your fortune cookie reads:
Love conquers all.

Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 3 & 6.
You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 9.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2444643.5.
The golden number for 1981 is 6.
The epact number for 1981 is 24.
The year 1981 was not a leap year.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/5/1981 and ending 1/24/1982.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Rooster.

Your Native American Zodiac sign is Otter; your plant is Fern.

You were born in the Egyptian month of Parmuthy, the fourth month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).

Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 5 AdarI 5741.
Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 6 AdarI 5741.

The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is 12.18.7.11.19 which is
12 baktun 18 katun 7 tun 11 uinal 19 kin

The Hijra (Islamic Calendar) date of your birth is Sunday, 3 Rabi'u'th-Thani 1401 (1401-4-3).

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 19 April 1981.
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 26 April 1981.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 4 March 1981.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 7 June 1981.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 14 June 1981.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Tuesday, 29 September 1981.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Sunday, 19 April 1981.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 3 March 1981.

As of 5/9/2008 9:49:08 PM EDT
You are 27 years old.
You are 327 months old.
You are 1,421 weeks old.
You are 9,952 days old.
You are 238,869 hours old.
You are 14,332,189 minutes old.
You are 859,931,348 seconds old.

Celebrities who share your birthday:
Josh Keaton (1979) David 'Phoenix' Farrell (1977) Seth Green (1974)
Gary Coleman (1968) Claudette Pace (1968) Robert Klein (1942)
Ted Koppel (1940) Nick Nolte (1940) John Williams (1932)
James Dean (1931) Jack Lemmon (1925) Audrey Meadows (1924)
Freddie Blassie (1921) Lana Turner (1921) Lyle Talbot (1902)
Jules Verne (1828) Willam Tecumseh Sherman (1820)

Top songs of 1981
Physical by Olivia Newton-John Bette Davis Eyes by Kim Carnes
Endless Love by Diana Ross & Lionel Richie Arthur's Theme by Christopher Cross
Kiss On My List by Daryl Hall & John Oates Jessie's Girl by Rick Springfield
I Love a Rainy Night by Eddie Rabbitt 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton
Private Eyes by Daryl Hall & John Oates Rapture by Blondie


Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 3.89510763209393 years old. (Life's just a big chewy bone for you!)

Your lucky day is Saturday.
Your lucky number is 4 & 8.
Your ruling planet(s) is Saturn & Uranus.
Your lucky dates are 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th.
Your opposition sign is Leo.
Your opposition number(s) is 1.

Today is not one of your lucky days!

There are 275 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 28 candles.

Those 28 candles produce 28 BTUs,
or 7,056 calories of heat (that's only 7.0560 food Calories!) .
You can boil 3.20 US ounces of water with that many candles.


In 1981 there were approximately 3.6 million births in the US.
In 1981 the US population was approximately 226,545,805 people, 64.0 persons per square mile.
In 1981 in the US there were 2,438,000 marriages (10.6%) and 1,219,000 divorces (5.3%)
In 1981 in the US there were approximately 1,990,000 deaths (8.8 per 1000)
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.

In 1981 the population of Australia was approximately 15,054,117.
In 1981 there were approximately 235,842 births in Australia.
In 1981 in Australia there were approximately 113,905 marriages and 41,412 divorces.
In 1981 in Australia there were approximately 109,003 deaths.


Your birthstone is Amethyst

The Mystical properties of Amethyst

Amethyst is used to increase spiritually
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)

Bloodstone, Onyx, Moonstone

Your birth tree is

Poplar, the Uncertainty
Looks very decorative, no self-confident behaviour, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organiser, tends to philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership serious.



There are 230 days till Christmas 2008!
There are 243 days till Orthodox Christmas!

The moon's phase on the day you were
born was waxing crescent.
"I wasn't sure if you were a crazy ax murdering pshyco or not when I first met you"
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....definitely didn't read a word of that.
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My court date is June 5 at 9AM. I think we are going for restitution, Anti-Theft classes, 40 hours of community service trash pick up, and applicable jail time.
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Make him stand in front of the wal-mart with a humiliating sign.
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the whore who robbed me in jax got out. damn junkie. i want my MD recorder back :nod:
go fuck yourself.
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Damn my luck!
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xjsb125 wrote:My court date is June 5 at 9AM. I think we are going for restitution, Anti-Theft classes, 40 hours of community service trash pick up, and applicable jail time.


I would be super nervous about appearing in court.

My token joke is required though. Does working as a wal-mart greeter count as community service? that would be awfully appropriate.
-Sarah

Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.

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Random Name wrote:
xjsb125 wrote:My court date is June 5 at 9AM. I think we are going for restitution, Anti-Theft classes, 40 hours of community service trash pick up, and applicable jail time.


I would be super nervous about appearing in court.


its not fun!
i can attest to that.
i was nervous haha
go fuck yourself.
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In Sevier County, where my store is located, if you have to do community service, you are required to wear an orange safety vest with your criminal offense in bold black letters on the back while picking up trash.
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That's awesome. So if a rapist gets community service, does he have to wear a bright orange vest with RAPIST written in big letters on his back?
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Nah just "SEXUAL ASSAULT".

My mom just told me it was creepy for me to have people over at two in the morning when I come visit. Sometimes...
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Rapists should never get community service. They're scum that should be locked away... Or else their community service should just be them getting raped by male prisoners.

Not sure how that services the community exactly.
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Lando wrote:Rapists should never get community service. They're scum that should be locked away... Or else their community service should just be them getting raped by male prisoners.

Not sure how that services the community exactly.


They are keeping their "you know what's" in places that can't make babies. Could that be considered community service? Population control? I agree, though. When it comes to certain offenses its hard for me to believe in a equal system for all offenders.
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When I become an SVU detective, no rapist is going to do community service under my watch.
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I just finished a paper I have been working on ALL FUCKING WEEKEND. Ugh I am so sick of criticism and theory. I'm so glad that I am done with it for the rest of my graduate degree!!!

12 pages down, 15 more to go! (that translates to one 3-page paper - due tomorrow - and one 12-page paper - due Wednesday - left)
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So, I passed all of my psych assignments. :)



Now if I only knew my grade for my final exam. :I



Oh, and the new kitty is a poop factory with sharp claws and rather pointy and sharp teeth.
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Seriously.
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