Open Letters to People and Things You're Mad At

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 8/20/2006, 9:55 pm

Fucking Shane,

I mean seriously...

What the fuck!?

Sonya · Post by **Sonya** » 8/20/2006, 11:24 pm

dear feet.

stop hurting when i walk around for more than 5 hours.

thank you.

~~~

dear vancouver hobos.

please fucking stop harassing me and my friends. enjoy them 3 year old chips i gave you and FUCKING DIE.

<3SVD.

AlyssWonders · Post by **AlyssWonders** » 8/21/2006, 8:16 am

Dear Jackass,

What the hell is wrong with you? I called you 20mins before we were suppose to meet! Why the hell couldn't you tell me you weren't coming then? No instead you waited until I called you 20mins after the movie started, after I had been waiting for you for half an hour, after I spent the 7.50 on your ticket, after I missed the beginning of the movie, after I was getting so mad that I was starting to cry in the middle of fucking Tim Hortons. ANd you couldn't even fucking say sorry. I hate you, I hate you so much, but I really don't hate you and I hate myself for not hating you. I hate the way you treat me, the way you take advantage of me, of my generousity, of inablity to stay mad at people. Seriously, why can't I just tell to smarten up or fuck off? Why do I have to care what you think? Why couldn't you at least have had a good excuse! Why coudln't you havew just said sorry? I hate caring.

Your seriously pissed off girlfriend,

Cassie

laurel · Post by **laurel** » 8/21/2006, 9:44 am

dear cas,

don't put up with that crap, or else you'll find yourself in the same spot way too far down the road, when it's 100 times harder on you to actually get out of it. you obviously know that what you're putting up with is no good...figure it out and do what needs to be done, but if you know you're unhappy, that's a good enough deal breaker right there.

love, laurel

(and i'm not mad at you. i just want you to do what's best for you.)

AlyssWonders · Post by **AlyssWonders** » 8/21/2006, 10:01 am

Dear Laurel,

thanks for the advice, I know I have to do something, I think am gonna try explaining to him first how what he does bothers me and then if it doesn't change I will break it off because I don't want to be unhappy but if it's not working it's not working. But at least I can say I tried.

Love Cas

(I am not mad at you either I just wanted to thank you for wanting me to do what's best for me)

laurel · Post by **laurel** » 8/21/2006, 10:29 am

sounds like a good plan. just don't give too many chances. i've done that, and it got me a whole hell of a lot of nowhere.

Lando wrote:Fucking Shane,

I mean seriously...

What the fuck!?

i can so beat up shane for you. i'm bigger than him, after all. or, at least i think i am.

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 8/21/2006, 10:36 am

heh, that sounds like my boyfriend too. the jackass.

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 8/21/2006, 11:10 am

Lando wrote:Fucking Shane,

I mean seriously...

What the fuck!?

i still love The Shane

AlyssWonders · Post by **AlyssWonders** » 8/21/2006, 11:38 am

superrgirll wrote:heh, that sounds like my boyfriend too. the jackass.

how long have you dated the jackass?

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 8/21/2006, 9:37 pm

over 2 and half months

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 8/21/2006, 9:45 pm

AlyssWonders wrote:Dear Laurel,

thanks for the advice, I know I have to do something, I think am gonna try explaining to him first how what he does bothers me and then if it doesn't change I will break it off because I don't want to be unhappy but if it's not working it's not working. But at least I can say I tried.

Love Cas

(I am not made at you either I just wanted to thank you for wanting me to do what's best for me)

Are things working better now?

AlyssWonders · Post by **AlyssWonders** » 8/22/2006, 5:53 am

Rusty wrote:
AlyssWonders wrote:Dear Laurel,

thanks for the advice, I know I have to do something, I think am gonna try explaining to him first how what he does bothers me and then if it doesn't change I will break it off because I don't want to be unhappy but if it's not working it's not working. But at least I can say I tried.

Love Cas

(I am not mad at you either I just wanted to thank you for wanting me to do what's best for me)

Are things working better now?

Kinda, I ended up yelling it at him cos he asked a really stupid question and called it serious and it was degrading and rude and somehow I broke up with him but we are still together. I'm really just kinda confuzzled right now.

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 8/22/2006, 3:41 pm

Dear me,

Don't be wuss.

Thanks!

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 8/22/2006, 3:53 pm

Dear feet,

Stop being cold!

Your boss.

laurel · Post by **laurel** » 8/22/2006, 5:48 pm

dear hand,

please put down laurel's shiny amex. you cause trouble.

love,
the broke one

don't ask why · Post by **don't ask why** » 8/22/2006, 8:40 pm

dear reliability 1991 volvo,

stop fucking dying on me you piece of shit car. and stop costing so much to fucking repair. that's a fucking -5 on the FedEx reliability scale of 0-10.

AlyssWonders · Post by **AlyssWonders** » 8/23/2006, 7:07 am

Dear Jackass,

Goodbye

Cas

P.S. I know this isn't really an angry letter but it just belonged here.

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 8/25/2006, 3:13 pm

Dear friends' work,

Stop scheduling her when she regularly has the day off because I wanted to hang out with her! But nooooo, work calls. Lame-o.

PO'd

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 8/25/2006, 5:37 pm

dear canada,

you should stop being so mean and let me live there forever. it sucks coming back home to boring old new jersey.

peace,
melissa

half jill · Post by **half jill** » 8/25/2006, 6:55 pm

you could live here illegally!