The ctrl+v thread!

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 3/29/2006, 4:31 pm

dear sir/madam... you guys are clearly male.. but madams are cool too. i like lord of the rings. and star wars.. and zoidberg.. hes funny looking... whoopwhoopwhoop.

Sonya · Post by **Sonya** » 3/29/2006, 4:41 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin_profanity

Kathy · Post by **Kathy** » 3/29/2006, 5:54 pm

this is my ctrl-v: http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/s ... ertainment

And this is the sculpture of Britney that's in that article:

<img src="http://images.ctv.ca/archives/CTVNews/img2/20060329/160_ap_spears_060329.jpg">

:wtf:

pit_girl1 · Post by **pit_girl1** » 3/29/2006, 6:03 pm

^ VOMIT.

My ctrl-v:
NEW JACK'S SHOWS

Posted by: on Mar 29, 2006 04:03pm EST

Apr 3 2006 8:00P Irving Plaza New York, NY

Apr 5 2006 8:00P Lilly Center Gymnasium @ DePauw Greencastle, IN

Apr 14 2006 8:00P House of Blues Anaheim Anaheim, CA

Apr 18 2006 7:00P The Blue Note Columbia, MO

Apr 20 2006 8:30P UNIVERSITY OF TOLEDO Toledo, OH

Apr 22 2006 8:00P Jake Christianson Stadium MOORHEAD, MN

Apr 24 2006 7:30P University of Iowa Memorial Union Iowa City, IA

Apr 27 2006 7:00P The Big Event (Benefit Show) @ The Grove of Anaheim Anaheim, CA

May 20 2006 12:30P Spring Splash Festival Riverside, CA

Kathy · Post by **Kathy** » 3/29/2006, 6:17 pm

Chicken fettucine.

clumsychild_ · Post by **clumsychild_** » 3/30/2006, 12:05 am

colbert report!

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 3/30/2006, 12:07 am

this isn't a bald spot ... it's the solar panel of the truth machine

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 3/30/2006, 12:09 am

aaand, that wasn't a ctrl+v... it was a reply to Jess

pit_girl1 · Post by **pit_girl1** » 3/30/2006, 12:10 am

seeing malinda on campus = officially crazy! that was nifty!

_old_lady_peace · Post by **_old_lady_peace** » 3/30/2006, 1:22 am

http://s37.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0NA4 ... E975PJU7NK

christa lynn · Post by **christa lynn** » 3/30/2006, 1:37 am

v1 = -(d/w[[2]] + 0.5)v[[2]]
v2 = -(d/w[[2]] - 0.5)v[[2]]
Co = Integrate[Cos[Pi*x^2/2], {x, v1, v2}]
Si = Integrate[Sin[Pi*x^2/2], {x, v1, v2}]
FI = Co^2 + Si^2
Plot[FI, {d, -0.005, 0.005}]

_old_lady_peace · Post by **_old_lady_peace** » 3/30/2006, 1:51 am

Jets To Brazil

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 3/30/2006, 9:57 am

Ctrl-v:

16.11 celsius

Kathy14 wrote:this is my ctrl-v: http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/s ... ertainment

And this is the sculpture of Britney that's in that article:

<img src="http://images.ctv.ca/archives/CTVNews/img2/20060329/160_ap_spears_060329.jpg">

What. The. FRIG.

Seriously... there are SO many things wrong with that sculpture, I don't even know where to start. But... I certainly wouldn't wanna see the other side of it. :puke:

(WHO GIVES BIRTH IN THAT POSITION!?!?!?)

Soozy · Post by **Soozy** » 3/30/2006, 11:18 am

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 3/30/2006, 12:18 pm

A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a black man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter?" the hostess asked.

"You obviously do not see it," she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat."

"Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." The hostess turned to the black man and said "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.

If you are against racism, please repost this

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xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 3/30/2006, 1:27 pm

With the moon moving into your sign this afternoon you should feel the subtle changes of that move in the way you interact with people, but this will be overshadowed by the Venus and Pluto aspect. This will have a huge impact on your love life, as you will be positively sizzling today.

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 3/30/2006, 1:28 pm

http://cgi.ebay.com/Our-Lady-Peace-T-Sh ... dZViewItem

think_about_it · Post by **think_about_it** » 3/30/2006, 3:12 pm

11:23:11