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This thread is dedicated to Johnathan... so get going and talk about him!
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I think this pretty much sums it up:

:Johnathan:
awkward is the new cool
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*boing* :love:
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Johnathan: Gifted with the ability to hurt himself with just about anything. When around the Johnny keep all dangerous objects away from reach. Since anything is a dangerous object to Johnathan, items such as sliced bread, bubble makers, cotton balls, stuffed animals and marshmallows are not allowed under any circumstances.
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Draws a mean cartoon stick figure. :thumbs:
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<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
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<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
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Post by xjsb125 »

The accident prone good guy. Johnny is our resident post-whore guitar hero. His computer illiteracy drives us batty, but we still love the guy. A cool guy with big dreams. :D
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-Sarah

Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.

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Post by happening fish »

I forgot that My head is too big to fit under my tap...so my head get stunk in the sink..


I just saw that :lol:

His head got stunk in the sink!
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cool guy that kicks peoples asses in assorted parking lots
Whenever death may surprise us,
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if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
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Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Post by Long Jonny »

Damn good guy!

Johnny is always confused- but it gives us on the CM something to joke about.

Johnathan, as voted by the CM, spells his name correctly. I apparently do not. I will fight it to death!!

Johnny and I were in a great story that some of you may have heard of. It is called The Great Trek of the Jonhny's

I haven't heard him play, but I can already tell he is one hell of a guitarist.

He is a devoted OLP fan, and even more devoted Emtee fan.
He is a whore. A post whore that is.

Great guy all around!
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Post by nikki4982 »

happeningfish wrote:
I forgot that My head is too big to fit under my tap...so my head get stunk in the sink..


I just saw that :lol:

His head got stunk in the sink!

More than one time, even! "I forgot". :lol:
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<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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Post by Axtech »

Johnny once asked me if he was annoying as a n00b.

I summed up my first (and continued) impression of him in two words:

Pleasantly befuddled.

When I meet Johnny: jam session
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Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down
, I'll find the way to peace and openness.

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Johnny is befuddled. That's what I call it. Oh yeah...and don't call him Johnny.

We're taking up donations for him to become the world's third bubble boy!
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Post by thirdhour »

My pal Johnythan. Never was too lucky when it came to well, anything that involved getting out of a sticky situation.

Lovably lost. I spell it Johnathan and probably always will now. :Johnathan:
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he should collect frequent poster miles...or points i guess you don't travel miles on a message board...do you?

anyways, he likes to come and streak or fart in our thread.

and we love him for it :love:
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doc's a good kid
anyone who loves anatomy as much as i do rocks in my books :nod:
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Post by sandsleeper »

johnathan is a sweet, and pleasingly clumsy, lad. i honestly can't count the number of times his little mishap stories have cheered me up on my life's crappiest days. i specifically relish one particular story about piegeon poop (i think), and i seem to remember one extremely odd, yet awesome, one about a toilet bowl. this guy has a fantastic sense of humour.
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Post by Neil »

He's fucking back; doggy!!!


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oh man the wedding vegtables are out *hides*
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