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deniedjunkie · Post by **deniedjunkie** » 10/7/2004, 11:43 am

Top ten list of reasons

to never date a rock star

1: isn’t it a red flag that you see their sex face at work?

2: no matter how long you date, you have to rely on management to make sure they put your full name on the guest list...

3: there is no getting around the word groupie

4: you always give them more credit than they deserve for remembering the little things...like what city you live in the day of their show.

5: “busy” has no definition. And it is a verb, noun, adjective, and… name.

6: Between the sweat, lights and playing...who knows what they are smiling at …but, ah, do you really think it was you, at the back of the room on top of the balcony wedged behind the guy with the big head?

7: no matter how hard you try, they will always say,” I got to go”, before you do

8: how do you get over someone who has a popular song that even gets played at the grocery store? Imagine… it could be worse and converted into a keyboard synth that gets played in elevators.

9: do not let the song fool you, they are not tortured and lonely.

10: anyone who has to wear a shirt that says “I am in a band would you please hold my hand”, is not gonna remember your name.

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 10/7/2004, 4:47 pm

Did you know that about 2lb of your total body weight is just bacteria that live in your intestinal track?

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/7/2004, 6:00 pm

I have a track in my intestines?!! WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED?!

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 10/7/2004, 6:03 pm

Did you not watch the magic school bus? :roll:

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/7/2004, 6:19 pm

Tract

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 10/7/2004, 6:22 pm

oh wow....

I didn't even notice that. Ironically I'm writing an english paper right now. Thats probably not good. :lol:

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/7/2004, 6:24 pm

They will see us waving from such great heights... come down, now, they'll say. :drool:

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 10/7/2004, 6:33 pm

Clumsy7Thief · Post by **Clumsy7Thief** » 10/7/2004, 7:06 pm

Lalala. Eeep. Eeek. Blah.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/7/2004, 10:16 pm

If I ever start a band it's going to be called Sofa Kingdom.

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 10/8/2004, 11:43 am

I am never allowed to proof read an essay at 11:30.

worst essay ever.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 10/8/2004, 4:31 pm

I was related to that hostage killed in Iraq. How crazy is that?

Hope · Post by **Hope** » 10/8/2004, 10:27 pm

what the...

i like purple.

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 10/9/2004, 2:57 am

Purple indeed.

Nadine · Post by **Nadine** » 10/9/2004, 6:42 am

*tiredfroma135minuteslongdriverlesson* :freak:

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 10/9/2004, 10:26 am

i like yellow

veryoldshoelace · Post by **veryoldshoelace** » 10/9/2004, 12:41 pm

warning: keys don't stay in hoodie pockets when playing foorball in the dark, and its hard to find keys on ground in the dark

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 10/10/2004, 2:35 am

Tastykake pumpkin pie rules.

veryoldshoelace · Post by **veryoldshoelace** » 10/10/2004, 9:34 am

I went to my first college party last night, it sucked

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 10/10/2004, 9:56 am

Im cold