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I'm watching Cops right now (I know, but there's nothing on), and a woman just said this...
Cop: Do you have any kids?
Woman: Yeah.
Cop: Where are they?
Woman: They're at home.
Cop: How old are they?
Woman: A two year old, a three month old and a two month old.
How the hell do you have babies one month apart?
Cop: Do you have any kids?
Woman: Yeah.
Cop: Where are they?
Woman: They're at home.
Cop: How old are they?
Woman: A two year old, a three month old and a two month old.
How the hell do you have babies one month apart?

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I'm in love with a girl that goes to the University of Michigan. Her name is Isabelle. She is the prettiest girl I've ever seen in my life. She plays keyboard in a ska band. She jumped off the stage in her red velvet dress and picked me out of the crowd to skank with at the Mustard Plug show. Honestly, I can't stop thinking of her.
And you know what else I can't stop thinking of? I can't stop thinking about how fucking unfair it is that she lives in Maryland. Why does she have to live in Maryland? Honestly, she should just live with me. I'd give her a loving home, that's not in fucking Maryland. People should stay away from dating people on the east coast. I mean, Bethany and Rob. Ahh. I can't see how they handle seeing each other like once a month. I don't know how I could handle ever dating such a pretty girl that lives 6 states away. I am sad now.
And you know what else I can't stop thinking of? I can't stop thinking about how fucking unfair it is that she lives in Maryland. Why does she have to live in Maryland? Honestly, she should just live with me. I'd give her a loving home, that's not in fucking Maryland. People should stay away from dating people on the east coast. I mean, Bethany and Rob. Ahh. I can't see how they handle seeing each other like once a month. I don't know how I could handle ever dating such a pretty girl that lives 6 states away. I am sad now.
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
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Axtech wrote:I'm watching Cops right now (I know, but there's nothing on), and a woman just said this...
Cop: Do you have any kids?
Woman: Yeah.
Cop: Where are they?
Woman: They're at home.
Cop: How old are they?
Woman: A two year old, a three month old and a two month old.
How the hell do you have babies one month apart?
Dude. She's on cops...nuff said
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go here for happy bunny stuff: www.blackjackinc.com .. I want the pyjamas and the "you're icky" socks

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Rufus Wainwright wrote:People should stay away from dating people on the east coast. I mean, Bethany and Rob. Ahh. I can't see how they handle seeing each other like once a month. I don't know how I could handle ever dating such a pretty girl that lives 6 states away. I am sad now.

(this is bethany, of course.)
*counts* 4 days until I leave to see Rob!!! woooo!
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Joey wrote:Yep I bought a happy bunny lanyard neck thing for my badge at work at Claires today, plus 2 stickers .. Ihappy bunny ..
go here for happy bunny stuff: www.blackjackinc.com .. I want the pyjamas and the "you're icky" socks
Thanx, that's a kool site.

