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trentm32 wrote:
Bandalero wrote:That would be the most cool thing to ever exist in the history of sliced bread.


Apparently that's me :nod:
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true, true.

We wouldn't REALLY need a driver, just someone that could hold their liquor well. (which, I'm sorry to say, ain't me)
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Nor me! :D
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I can ! But i don't drive :uh:
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Post by superboots »

i'm not travelling the country with somebody who can handle their liquor well and is driving us! I want a sober driver!!! :cuss:

maybe we could pay somebody? hehe we could get a big rv and a chauffeur like how olp does it!!! yeah!!!! :thumbs:

anybody got a couple hundred thousand dollars to donate?
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haha good idea!
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OLPMazurite wrote:i'm not travelling the country with somebody who can handle their liquor well and is driving us! I want a sober driver!!! :cuss:

maybe we could pay somebody? hehe we could get a big rv and a chauffeur like how olp does it!!! yeah!!!! :thumbs:

anybody got a couple hundred thousand dollars to donate?



i do! i do! lemme just pull it out of my ass.........




















pocket.....



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:lol:

And, I don't drink, so I'll drive, I'll drive! :mrgreen:

Wait... I don't drive, either. Dag nabbit. :mad:
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Post by Neil »

Why would one want to be a DD.....?


When being drunk and practically incapacitated in the back seat is sooooo much more interesting :lol:


Then you can go home, and have drunken sex with the one you love.
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or one of the girls that's been buying you drinks and hitting on you all day. and even then your whisky cocked.
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if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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:lol: true true........my fiance kept telling me she was gettin quite a "friendly" vibe coming from the bartender, towards me I'm assuming


perhaps her........hmmmm, interesting :lol: haha
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you do know what whisky cocked means right?
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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vagely
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it's when your.....you know, your up, but you can't exactly preform. or rather finish the game. if you know what i mean :freak:
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let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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aaaah THATS RIGHT :lol:


nope....haven't been there yet *phew*
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been there done that.

chick was pissed cause i wouldn't stop till i finished the task, but it never happened. :oops:
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let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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reno you silly man you
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Post by tasha »

i can't stand rum... lol but i love vodka. screwdrivers are great. i also love cranberry juice & malibu (does that count as rum? its flavoured. o well).

mm, alcohol
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whoever i was then i can't ever be again
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rum is evil.
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Post by I AM ME »

you guys even hate white rum? I find it's easier to take shots of then Vodka, and it mixes as well as Vodka with most things.

Has anyone else gotten so drunk they start talking in the third person?
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