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sandsleeper wrote:sleeman's honey brown = :drool:


good choice
but you should give alexander keiths a shot too :D

not only does the beer taste great.. but they have great commercials too! :lol:
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yea a few weeks ago i humped a random car which happened to be a BMW and the alarm went off, i shall never live that one down. :lol:
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:lol: Silly Rob!
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areusad831 wrote:yea a few weeks ago i humped a random car which happened to be a BMW and the alarm went off, i shall never live that one down. :lol:


that's one hell of a classy lay man...was it good? :P

i bet it was wasn't it?
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:lol:
good job rob :lol:
thats one thing i havent done while drunk :lol:
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rob is humorous when drunk

especially when looking for my keys in his car :lol:

and they were in my purse the whole time!!! hahhaha :lol:
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:lol:

that reminds me of when i was at "ericstock" with toni, joe, and larry and larry dropped his glasses. lol drunken "giggling ja-hosaphine" picked up the glasses and handed them to me and i watched while larry crawled on the lawn searching frantically for 5 minutes, near the point of tears.

haha towards the end i put the freaking glasses on and was helping him to look and talking to him with them on my face, he never even noticed! finally his friend just shook him by the shoulders and was like LOOK AT HER!!!

at which point i was promptly tackled to the ground... :lol:
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nothing beats waking up next to the ocean and not remembering falling asleep in your clothes on the sand and i swear to god karl never came :lol:
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lol... carl,

*toni runs up to carl waving the bottle of coconut rum with jq and emily hot on her trail trying to take it from her*

toni: KRISTIN!!!! IS THAT YOUUUU?!!?

carl: uh... um... where's adam...

*toni runs off again giggling maniacally, waving the bottle of coconut rum*

and where was i during all of this? off making sand angels someplace :lol:



haha the next party we threw joe and i went to the beverage mart to scope out some supplies and who comes up and asks if we need any help but... carl! :lol: that kid must have suffered some extreme bewilderment.

and actually... i think i do have that situation beat... a couple of times. :uhh:
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:lol:
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:lol:
those stories rock :lol:

btw. kimmy is the peel pub still open!? its on st. catherine's ..

if it is.. go there before a hockey game on a saturday afternoon :lol:
its fun :nod:
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I guess that I could drink a beer,
and smoke a dobbie to get duced.
But that depletes my energy,
And screws up all my business moves.
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sandman wrote::lol:
those stories rock :lol:

btw. kimmy is the peel pub still open!? its on st. catherine's ..

if it is.. go there before a hockey game on a saturday afternoon :lol:
its fun :nod:


:nod:
ohhh yes it's definitely open. i don't know what mcgill frosh programs would be without it. :lol:
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What does everyone prefer to drink? I'm a hard liquor man myself, White rum and Vodka are amazing, not to mention you can mix it with just about anything. Dark rum and gin are both ok too. I HATE WHISKY, with excpetion to Crown Royal on the odd occasion. I'm not a beer drinker though.
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sandsleeper wrote:
sandman wrote::lol:
those stories rock :lol:

btw. kimmy is the peel pub still open!? its on st. catherine's ..

if it is.. go there before a hockey game on a saturday afternoon :lol:
its fun :nod:


:nod:
ohhh yes it's definitely open. i don't know what mcgill frosh programs would be without it. :lol:


sweeeeeet
the peel pub rules :lol:

$15 for 2L of beer :D
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Clumsyboy wrote:What does everyone prefer to drink? I'm a hard liquor man myself, White rum and Vodka are amazing, not to mention you can mix it with just about anything. Dark rum and gin are both ok too. I HATE WHISKY, with excpetion to Crown Royal on the odd occasion. I'm not a beer drinker though.


beer, vodka, tequila and very rarely (ie when stace lets me have some) vanilla rum w/ dr. pepper but i have to be very drunk already to enjoy that since rum is the devil and is very :evil: and i wouldnt be all that upset if the :evil: rum ceased to exist for all eternity.
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i like the segrams 7 whiskey but prefer to drink beer preferbly Labatt's Blue light.

after you drink enough whiskey it goes down like water.
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areusad831 wrote:i like the segrams 7 whiskey but prefer to drink beer preferbly Labatt's Blue light.

after you drink enough whiskey it goes down like water.


yess! :mrgreen: i just finished two blue lights.....im totally burnt though cuz the weeds worn off...goddam it! :uh: session 3 on its way!
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yea but your labatts are better stupid american regulations on alcohol :mad:
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Andrew: Here Nathan, have some more rum and coke!

*makes one*

*turns to me*

Andrew: Heh... joke's on him... I poured the rum into the SKINNY part so it's more than it looks!

Me: :wtf: Actually.... never mind.
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