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He's got a Lifetime Achievement award! Don't question the size of his avatar. Men are sensitive about that.

BY CM I MEAN CRYSTAL METH

BY IT I MEAN CM

Look how I turned out! DON'T DO IT.

Message boards are no way to spend your tender teen years! Get out. Get out while you can.

You can even try getting...outside. :O

Get lost, young'un!

I made that!

Yeah, you'd BETTER lmao.

I cried on my tenth birthday because I went on this scavenger hunt, and when it was time to reconvene and share our findings, everybody had forgotten about me and for ages I was still wandering around all lonely and lost.

YOU CANNOT TOP THAT FOR A BAD BIRTHDAY EXPERIENCE

I suppose it's just common courtesy for a bad joke to at least state its (failed) intentions.

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·Suthy· wrote:That sounds like a ridiculously good time.

That's the plan!

And don't worry, I won't be falling off any roofs, but I can't promise I won't be sliding down.

Some friends and I are going to explore abandoned/condemned buildings and possibly climb some icy roofs. Then we're going to go grocery shopping and make and eat food that we've never made or eaten before.

That second part is a little more legal, I think, but still exciting.

I am going on an adventure on Friday and it may be illegal! But ultimately harmless.

Drinking soymilk right from the carton is probably my favourite late-night activity involving soymilk.

Rrrrrrrrrrrwaaaaaaaaaaawrrr I love totally destroying essays.

Rrrrrrrrrrrwaaaaaaaaaaawrrr I hate writing essays.

IMPORTANT BIT OF TRIVIA

My nickname Afe is actually derived from Artemis Fowl. Did nobody know this? Well, long story. But I have been a really huge fan of those books for a really long time and this bit of news made me really, really excited.

It'll definitely be a whole different style, but ...

Alf? You're all so behind the times. People call me Jen now. It's hip and trendy.

Thank you Annie, for being hip and trendy, unlike the rest of you woeful social underdogs.

How are you all? I'm great thanks for asking!

Hi!

High of +5 tomorrow! Yeahhhhhhhhhhh!