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What shall I.....
...cook for dinner? I'm hungee.
Last edited by Johnny on 1/8/2005, 5:58 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Best to go for the bread and water. You can't hurt yourself eating that.
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Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf
Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...
Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...
So glad you could stay
Forever
He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand
You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..
So glad you could stay
Forever

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Rusty wrote:Best to go for the bread and water. You can't hurt yourself eating that.
I'm sure Johny could damn near end his life or cause catastrophic destruction with that somehow. It's like MacGuyver, Johny can create chaos with anything.


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Cooking Lesson Number 1:
Whilst cooking noodles on top of the stove, always watch what you are doing. Never start cooking and then wander away to play some X-Box for two to three hours, then only to remember that you are cooking some noodles on the stove and then you come back to the kitchen to see that the nooodles have been baked to the sides of the pot, which by the way, is pretty pretty tricky to clean.
Pay Attention!!
Whilst cooking noodles on top of the stove, always watch what you are doing. Never start cooking and then wander away to play some X-Box for two to three hours, then only to remember that you are cooking some noodles on the stove and then you come back to the kitchen to see that the nooodles have been baked to the sides of the pot, which by the way, is pretty pretty tricky to clean.


Pay Attention!!
Last edited by Johnny on 1/8/2005, 10:45 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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I told you to go for bread and water.
Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf
Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...
Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...
So glad you could stay
Forever
He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand
You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..
So glad you could stay
Forever

But the hunt got away.
Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf
Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...
Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...
So glad you could stay
Forever
He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand
You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..
So glad you could stay
Forever

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Bad choice, Johnny. BAD BAD choice.
Oh, and about the bread and butter thing... he'd cut himself with the butter knife. Then bite his tongue trying to eat it.
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"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">
<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>
<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>
<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>
<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>