A guide to Canada

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 12/4/2004, 7:58 pm

I hate the skydome and the CN tower too
I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo
The rent's too high, the air's unclean
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean

And the women are big and the men are dumb
And the children are loopy cause they live in a slum
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork
They dress real bad and they think they're New York
In Toronto, Ontario

(You know, actually, I think I pretty much hate all of Ontario!)
(Oh yeah! Me too!)

I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck
And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point sucks

I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulroney
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck
(I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time)

Ontariooooooooooo SUCKS.

(Yup. Actually you know, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country!)
(Well except Alberta!)
(Oh yeah, I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt...)

But,
I hate Newfoundland cause they talk so weird
And Prince Edward Island is too small!
Nova Scotia's dumb cause it's the name of a bank
New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad
Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks
Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid?
Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old
And as for the territories, they're too cold!

(And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!)

Cause Albertaaaaaa doesn't suck
But Calgary does.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 12/4/2004, 8:01 pm

happeningfish wrote:Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old

I love how that's the only thing they came up with for saskatchewan. It's true though, everyone here is in their sixties. They still get pregnant, but they give birth to more elderly people!

Sonya · Post by **Sonya** » 12/4/2004, 8:01 pm

ihatethunderbay · Post by **ihatethunderbay** » 12/4/2004, 8:05 pm

happeningfish wrote:
I hate Thunder Bay

me too!

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 12/4/2004, 8:42 pm

Lando wrote:They still get pregnant, but they give birth to more elderly people!

Worst. Mental image. Ever.

gravity · Post by **gravity** » 12/4/2004, 8:43 pm

Axtech wrote:
Lando wrote:They still get pregnant, but they give birth to more elderly people!

Sexiest. Mental image. Ever.

WOAH THERE!!!!

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 12/4/2004, 8:54 pm

gravity wrote:
Axtech wrote:
Lando wrote:They still get pregnant, but they give birth to more elderly people!

Worst. Mental image. Ever.

i dissagree. i think old pepole are hot. and wrinkly. cause wrikles are hot.

That was clever of you.

gravity · Post by **gravity** » 12/4/2004, 9:24 pm

Axtech wrote:
gravity wrote:
Axtech wrote:
Lando wrote:They still get pregnant, but they give birth to more elderly people!

Worst. Mental image. Ever.

i dissagree. i think old pepole are hot. and wrinkly. cause wrikles are hot.

That was clever of you.

i was looking for that quote lol

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 12/4/2004, 9:28 pm

lmao

gravity · Post by **gravity** » 12/4/2004, 10:02 pm

im like "who said that?!?!?!"

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 12/4/2004, 10:47 pm

Riiight

gravity · Post by **gravity** » 12/4/2004, 10:52 pm

Alexxx, you so sezzy!

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 12/4/2004, 10:54 pm

i'm a sezzy biatch dahlin

gravity · Post by **gravity** » 12/4/2004, 10:57 pm

dayum str8

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 12/4/2004, 11:49 pm

Your sig picture disturbs me greatly and leads me to believe that you have suppressed homosexul urges.

That is all.

gravity · Post by **gravity** » 12/4/2004, 11:50 pm

or i like fucking fish....

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 12/4/2004, 11:50 pm

Or fish like laughing at your anal distress

gravity · Post by **gravity** » 12/4/2004, 11:50 pm

damn...i want you fish....

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 12/4/2004, 11:51 pm

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 12/4/2004, 11:51 pm

^me laughing at the rock up your ass

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