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Posted: **11/30/2004, 9:17 pm**

(but were too afraid to ask)

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Kerri says:
Ass-sex!

Alex says:
Hairy!

Kerri says:
doctor says i have herpes

happeninfish says:
:O

Kerri says:
but they're the oral kind

Alex says:
ewww

Kerri says:
so no rug munching/cock sucking till it clears up

Alex says:
well damn. now what are you going to do for kicks on the weekend??

Kerri says:
kiss people I hate

Alex says:
HA

Kerri says:
the medicine for herpes is the same no matter where they are (valtrex)

Kerri says:
so I think the dude at the pharmacy thinks I have genital herpes

Alex says:
you should have hit on him

Alex says:
hey baby.. no it's cool i got the valtrex now

Kerri says:
it's a pretty good excuse for things

Kerri says:
"i couldnt finish my essay, my herpes are flaring up again"

Alex says:
"but i'll make out with you if you give me an A"

Kerri says:
haha..."If I get anything less than an A on this paper I am going to make out with you"

Kerri says:
"and I've been off the Valtrex for months"

Kerri says:
"dont make me lick your genitals"

Alex says:
"bitch"

Kerri says:
yes, you've gotta add the bitch

Alex says:
and thrust obscenely

Alex says:
just to make your point, you understand

Alex says:
this sounds like a good loser repellent too

Alex says:
"hey... *snerk*... do you maybe wanna.."

Alex says:
"I HAVE HERPES!"

Alex says:
but then of course you run the risk of "oh, me too! what kind you got??"

Kerri says:
what an odd thing to have in common

Alex says:
actually, i believe herpes actually makes its living by giving people itself in common

Kerri says:
its pretty neat how cold sores are so common and no one thinks much of them, when if fact they're the same as the genital kind, which are so fucking nasty

Kerri says:
because if that same person with the cold sore masturbates without washing their hands...

Alex says:
Ewwwww

Alex says:
or the person with genital herpes masturbates without washing their hands and then puts their hands near their mouth

Alex says:
in which case they deserve double herpes i'd think

Kerri says:
yeah, if there were a god they'd design it that way

Alex says:
and by the way, why is it that I seem to invite adult-rated nicknames?

Alex says:
my michigander friend calls me alexxx

Alex says:
it's that damn X

Alex says:
ass-sexxxxxxxx

Kerri says:
I'm hairy and I have an std

Alex says:
herpes anonymous welcomes you, hairy

Posted: **11/30/2004, 9:19 pm**

Posted: **11/30/2004, 9:20 pm**

oh my...

Posted: **11/30/2004, 9:20 pm**

So where can I get in touch with this Kerri girl? 8-)

Posted: **11/30/2004, 9:20 pm**

i particularily like this bit ---

Alex says:
"I HAVE HERPES!"

Alex says:
but then of course you run the risk of "oh, me too! what kind you got??"

Kerri says:
what an odd thing to have in common

Posted: **11/30/2004, 9:21 pm**

that was my favourite part, too. :lol:

Posted: **11/30/2004, 9:23 pm**

Well, thanks for sharing that with us. I just saw a commercial about herpes on tv actually.

Posted: **11/30/2004, 9:26 pm**

Sorry, that was probably the funniest conversation I've ever had and it was too long to not be its own thread :lol:

Posted: **11/30/2004, 9:38 pm**

A noteworthy ajoinder:

Kerri says:
maybe I can be on a commercial for the medication, and I can say stuff like "I wont let herpes ruin my life"

Kerri says:
and then there will be shots of me water-skiing and such

Kerri says:
and of course there will be that voice over that mentions all the side effects

Kerri says:
nausea, spontaneous urination, more herpes, insomnia, death

:lol:

Posted: **11/30/2004, 9:39 pm**

Posted: **11/30/2004, 10:14 pm**

:lol:
that convo rules

Posted: **11/30/2004, 11:02 pm**

that was hottt....i now want a three way alexxx kerri sammich!

Posted: **11/30/2004, 11:45 pm**

I wish laughing didn't hurt right now. Stupid gym!

Anyway, I particularly enjoyed this:

happeningfish wrote:Alex says:
or the person with genital herpes masturbates without washing their hands and then puts their hands near their mouth

Alex says:
in which case they deserve double herpes i'd think