Everything you always wanted to know about herpes
- happening fish
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Everything you always wanted to know about herpes
(but were too afraid to ask)
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Kerri says:
Ass-sex!
Alex says:
Hairy!
Kerri says:
doctor says i have herpes
happeninfish says:
:O
Kerri says:
but they're the oral kind
Alex says:
ewww
Kerri says:
so no rug munching/cock sucking till it clears up
Alex says:
well damn. now what are you going to do for kicks on the weekend??
Kerri says:
kiss people I hate
Alex says:
HA
Kerri says:
the medicine for herpes is the same no matter where they are (valtrex)
Kerri says:
so I think the dude at the pharmacy thinks I have genital herpes
Alex says:
you should have hit on him
Alex says:
hey baby.. no it's cool i got the valtrex now
Kerri says:
it's a pretty good excuse for things
Kerri says:
"i couldnt finish my essay, my herpes are flaring up again"
Alex says:
"but i'll make out with you if you give me an A"
Kerri says:
haha..."If I get anything less than an A on this paper I am going to make out with you"
Kerri says:
"and I've been off the Valtrex for months"
Kerri says:
"dont make me lick your genitals"
Alex says:
"bitch"
Kerri says:
yes, you've gotta add the bitch
Alex says:
and thrust obscenely
Alex says:
just to make your point, you understand
Alex says:
this sounds like a good loser repellent too
Alex says:
"hey... *snerk*... do you maybe wanna.."
Alex says:
"I HAVE HERPES!"
Alex says:
but then of course you run the risk of "oh, me too! what kind you got??"
Kerri says:
what an odd thing to have in common
Alex says:
actually, i believe herpes actually makes its living by giving people itself in common
Kerri says:
its pretty neat how cold sores are so common and no one thinks much of them, when if fact they're the same as the genital kind, which are so fucking nasty
Kerri says:
because if that same person with the cold sore masturbates without washing their hands...
Alex says:
Ewwwww
Alex says:
or the person with genital herpes masturbates without washing their hands and then puts their hands near their mouth
Alex says:
in which case they deserve double herpes i'd think
Kerri says:
yeah, if there were a god they'd design it that way
Alex says:
and by the way, why is it that I seem to invite adult-rated nicknames?
Alex says:
my michigander friend calls me alexxx
Alex says:
it's that damn X
Alex says:
ass-sexxxxxxxx
Kerri says:
I'm hairy and I have an std
Alex says:
herpes anonymous welcomes you, hairy
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Kerri says:
Ass-sex!
Alex says:
Hairy!
Kerri says:
doctor says i have herpes
happeninfish says:
:O
Kerri says:
but they're the oral kind
Alex says:
ewww
Kerri says:
so no rug munching/cock sucking till it clears up
Alex says:
well damn. now what are you going to do for kicks on the weekend??
Kerri says:
kiss people I hate
Alex says:
HA
Kerri says:
the medicine for herpes is the same no matter where they are (valtrex)
Kerri says:
so I think the dude at the pharmacy thinks I have genital herpes
Alex says:
you should have hit on him
Alex says:
hey baby.. no it's cool i got the valtrex now
Kerri says:
it's a pretty good excuse for things
Kerri says:
"i couldnt finish my essay, my herpes are flaring up again"
Alex says:
"but i'll make out with you if you give me an A"
Kerri says:
haha..."If I get anything less than an A on this paper I am going to make out with you"
Kerri says:
"and I've been off the Valtrex for months"
Kerri says:
"dont make me lick your genitals"
Alex says:
"bitch"
Kerri says:
yes, you've gotta add the bitch
Alex says:
and thrust obscenely
Alex says:
just to make your point, you understand
Alex says:
this sounds like a good loser repellent too
Alex says:
"hey... *snerk*... do you maybe wanna.."
Alex says:
"I HAVE HERPES!"
Alex says:
but then of course you run the risk of "oh, me too! what kind you got??"
Kerri says:
what an odd thing to have in common
Alex says:
actually, i believe herpes actually makes its living by giving people itself in common
Kerri says:
its pretty neat how cold sores are so common and no one thinks much of them, when if fact they're the same as the genital kind, which are so fucking nasty
Kerri says:
because if that same person with the cold sore masturbates without washing their hands...
Alex says:
Ewwwww
Alex says:
or the person with genital herpes masturbates without washing their hands and then puts their hands near their mouth
Alex says:
in which case they deserve double herpes i'd think
Kerri says:
yeah, if there were a god they'd design it that way
Alex says:
and by the way, why is it that I seem to invite adult-rated nicknames?
Alex says:
my michigander friend calls me alexxx
Alex says:
it's that damn X
Alex says:
ass-sexxxxxxxx
Kerri says:
I'm hairy and I have an std
Alex says:
herpes anonymous welcomes you, hairy
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i particularily like this bit ---
Alex says:
"I HAVE HERPES!"
Alex says:
but then of course you run the risk of "oh, me too! what kind you got??"
Kerri says:
what an odd thing to have in common
"if the nuremberg trials were applied to us foreign policy, every us president since 1945 would have been hanged." noam chomsky.
...and this is me hanging on / i'd burn our initials in the sun if it would shine / anxiety chokes me like razor wire / if hate's in your heart man, you'll take what you're given / wake up / i'm not the only one / it's never goodbye / go ahead and play dead / if everyone's a casualty, then take your time, there ain't no trouble / these wounds they will not heal / ambition can be a tricky thing / what the hell do i know about rape anyway? / this is not what i hoped for / ain't it so weird how it makes you a weapon / who will be there to tell me how stupid i am? / those living for death will die by their own hand / and it's me that I am spying on / pick up the pieces and live with the stars / hurry up and wait / things have never been so swell / they're always the ones who slowly drift / be great / ...and this is my world.
...and this is me hanging on / i'd burn our initials in the sun if it would shine / anxiety chokes me like razor wire / if hate's in your heart man, you'll take what you're given / wake up / i'm not the only one / it's never goodbye / go ahead and play dead / if everyone's a casualty, then take your time, there ain't no trouble / these wounds they will not heal / ambition can be a tricky thing / what the hell do i know about rape anyway? / this is not what i hoped for / ain't it so weird how it makes you a weapon / who will be there to tell me how stupid i am? / those living for death will die by their own hand / and it's me that I am spying on / pick up the pieces and live with the stars / hurry up and wait / things have never been so swell / they're always the ones who slowly drift / be great / ...and this is my world.
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Well, thanks for sharing that with us. I just saw a commercial about herpes on tv actually.
Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf
Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...
Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...
So glad you could stay
Forever
He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand
You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..
So glad you could stay
Forever

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A noteworthy ajoinder:
Kerri says:
maybe I can be on a commercial for the medication, and I can say stuff like "I wont let herpes ruin my life"
Kerri says:
and then there will be shots of me water-skiing and such
Kerri says:
and of course there will be that voice over that mentions all the side effects
Kerri says:
nausea, spontaneous urination, more herpes, insomnia, death

Kerri says:
maybe I can be on a commercial for the medication, and I can say stuff like "I wont let herpes ruin my life"
Kerri says:
and then there will be shots of me water-skiing and such
Kerri says:
and of course there will be that voice over that mentions all the side effects
Kerri says:
nausea, spontaneous urination, more herpes, insomnia, death

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Anyway, I particularly enjoyed this:
happeningfish wrote:Alex says:
or the person with genital herpes masturbates without washing their hands and then puts their hands near their mouth
Alex says:
in which case they deserve double herpes i'd think

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above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>
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for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>
<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
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<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
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Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop"></td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font>
"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">
<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>
<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>
<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>
<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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