It's time for my daily story. NUMBER ONE

Waiting to Exist · Post by **Waiting to Exist** » 5/22/2004, 10:40 pm

So, today, I went out to see Troy, right? Anyway, that was pretty embarrassing in itself because I didn't realize there was a guy in front of my, and leaned against his seat. Then, I forgot her was there and, out of habit, did it again, at which point he stood up and glared at me. Anyway, at one point, Brad Pitt says, "Shut up, you sack of wine!" Seeing this, I went, "My God. This is genius." So, from now on, my insult is, "You sack of wine." Anyway, then my friends and I went back to one of my friend's house, and we watched Othello, because they have to watch it for extra credit in English. While there, I called my friend a sack of wine. Background on this friend: my old catchphrase was, "Get out of my kitchen." He stole that. Suddenly, he's calling me a sack of wine! Now, granted, I stole the line from Troy, but nonetheless, I killed him and flushed him down the toilet.

Penguin Josh · Post by **Penguin Josh** » 5/22/2004, 11:17 pm

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 5/23/2004, 10:53 am

Waiting to Exist · Post by **Waiting to Exist** » 5/23/2004, 11:30 am

I think I should write books.

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 5/23/2004, 11:30 am

I thought Troy sucked.

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 5/23/2004, 11:33 am

I thought you sucked!

Waiting to Exist · Post by **Waiting to Exist** » 5/23/2004, 11:33 am

It was better than I thought, but that's not saying much. Nothing I'll be seeing again, anyway.

You're such a sack of wine.

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 5/23/2004, 11:35 am

I thought you sucked Troy!!!!

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 5/23/2004, 11:41 am

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 5/23/2004, 11:47 am

I WIN!!!!

whoot!

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 5/23/2004, 1:47 pm

Waiting to Exist wrote: ...nonetheless, I killed him and flushed him down the toilet.

Was your friend a fish?

Waiting to Exist · Post by **Waiting to Exist** » 5/23/2004, 1:48 pm

No, a midget.

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 5/23/2004, 1:50 pm

Ohhh.

Hey midgets have rights too you know.

Waiting to Exist · Post by **Waiting to Exist** » 5/23/2004, 4:33 pm

Hey, midgets sacrifice their rights when they steal my insults.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 5/23/2004, 4:40 pm

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 5/23/2004, 4:43 pm

Dr. Johnythan wrote::think:

i second that :think:

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 5/23/2004, 5:47 pm

Waiting to Exist wrote:Hey, midgets sacrifice their rights when they steal my insults.

Your wrong you sack of wine.

Post by **xjsb125** » 5/23/2004, 6:05 pm

Waiting to Exist wrote:So, today, I went out to see Troy, right? Anyway, that was pretty embarrassing in itself because I didn't realize there was a guy in front of my, and leaned against his seat. Then, I forgot her was there and, out of habit, did it again, at which point he stood up and glared at me. Anyway, at one point, Brad Pitt says, "Shut up, you sack of wine!" Seeing this, I went, "My God. This is genius." So, from now on, my insult is, "You sack of wine." Anyway, then my friends and I went back to one of my friend's house, and we watched Othello, because they have to watch it for extra credit in English. While there, I called my friend a sack of wine. Background on this friend: my old catchphrase was, "Get out of my kitchen." He stole that. Suddenly, he's calling me a sack of wine! Now, granted, I stole the line from Troy, but nonetheless, I killed him and flushed him down the toilet.

Don't quit your day job.

Waiting to Exist · Post by **Waiting to Exist** » 5/23/2004, 6:25 pm

Too late.

Waiting to Exist · Post by **Waiting to Exist** » 5/23/2004, 8:16 pm

Mmmkay, DAILY STORY NUMBER TWO.

All right, so I was sitting in my room today, when I hear the funniest thing ever. Well, my little brother is crying, which isn't funny, because I like him since he's only 2. However, he was crying because he tried to go to the bathroom, but fell in. HAHAHAHA. Oh man it was funny.

On that subject, I made up a joke. "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Electric Buga." "Electric Buga who?" "ELECTRIC BUGALOO!!!!" Haha, that one took me hours to think up. Anyway, I ripped two Beatles CD's borrowed from a friend (Sgt. Pepper and Abbey Road). Much goodness contained, eh? I lurv the Beatles. Tomorrow's story will be better, because funny stuff always happens at school. Well, maybe not. But you're stuck with me anyway.

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