Eat Poop You Cat (the best game ever, ever)
Posted: 1/30/2004, 5:26 pm
Eat Poop You Cat is the greatest thing to waste your time doing, I swear. This site explains the rules and has several amusing rounds of its own.
Here's a round my friends and I played:
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, a space shuttle from the firey planet Zenorica unloaded a crapload of tiny, steamy, fucking ant army men. This pissed off the siamese triplets. They yelled at the army, and in their anger, shot flames from the leader triplet's mouth.
When the mating space spiders invaded earth, Bush turned to his only defense: the three-headed, fire breathing Canadians.
As Sheila, the bug, watched her beloved Tim slowly pass away, she decided that it would be a perfect time to mate, so that their multiple deformed bug children would always be a reminder of the love they once shared before he was dead.
She decided to kill her acne-ridden brother with mind bullets, rather than sleep with him and breed deformed children.
It was rather unfortunate that he ate her child, but it did leave him in a state of permanent erection... however, it also left him in a state of permanent death.
She shot rocks from her forehead.
<img src=http://www.aerindipity.com/pics/epyc/alien6.jpg>
He ate her body and died, but still managed to be incredibly turned on by her exploding head.
<img src=http://www.aerindipity.com/pics/epyc/alien7.jpg>
Here's a round my friends and I played:
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, a space shuttle from the firey planet Zenorica unloaded a crapload of tiny, steamy, fucking ant army men. This pissed off the siamese triplets. They yelled at the army, and in their anger, shot flames from the leader triplet's mouth.
When the mating space spiders invaded earth, Bush turned to his only defense: the three-headed, fire breathing Canadians.
As Sheila, the bug, watched her beloved Tim slowly pass away, she decided that it would be a perfect time to mate, so that their multiple deformed bug children would always be a reminder of the love they once shared before he was dead.
She decided to kill her acne-ridden brother with mind bullets, rather than sleep with him and breed deformed children.
It was rather unfortunate that he ate her child, but it did leave him in a state of permanent erection... however, it also left him in a state of permanent death.
She shot rocks from her forehead.
<img src=http://www.aerindipity.com/pics/epyc/alien6.jpg>
He ate her body and died, but still managed to be incredibly turned on by her exploding head.
<img src=http://www.aerindipity.com/pics/epyc/alien7.jpg>
