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Eat Poop You Cat (the best game ever, ever)

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Eat Poop You Cat is the greatest thing to waste your time doing, I swear. This site explains the rules and has several amusing rounds of its own.

Here's a round my friends and I played: :nod:

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A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, a space shuttle from the firey planet Zenorica unloaded a crapload of tiny, steamy, fucking ant army men. This pissed off the siamese triplets. They yelled at the army, and in their anger, shot flames from the leader triplet's mouth.

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When the mating space spiders invaded earth, Bush turned to his only defense: the three-headed, fire breathing Canadians.

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As Sheila, the bug, watched her beloved Tim slowly pass away, she decided that it would be a perfect time to mate, so that their multiple deformed bug children would always be a reminder of the love they once shared before he was dead.

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She decided to kill her acne-ridden brother with mind bullets, rather than sleep with him and breed deformed children.

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It was rather unfortunate that he ate her child, but it did leave him in a state of permanent erection... however, it also left him in a state of permanent death.

She shot rocks from her forehead.

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He ate her body and died, but still managed to be incredibly turned on by her exploding head.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

That is soo cool!
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Post by clumsychild_ »

One-Eye wrote:three-headed, fire breathing Canadians


:lol: :lol: That was definitely the best part.
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:lol: Oh, I like this game. A lot.
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my friends and i played that game once and it was hillarious...except for one of my friends who didn't really get it and she would try and describe the things that were going on in the picture (ie "the tree is flying into the dog and there is a spoon with arms") or she would draw something completely unrelated and random instead of trying to go along with the phrase
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Does this friend of yours by any chance wear a helmet when she goes outside?
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Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: no but perhaps she should
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Was it Jackie? Even if it wasn't, she should wear a helmet outside just because she's Jackie.
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: it was jackie
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God, I miss that girl. :lol:
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
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