My Awesome Story of Underage Drinking
Posted: 1/12/2004, 3:35 pm
I considered putting this in the "Drunk" thread, but this is so effin' cool I couldn't just bury it as a mere post. Ayite, here's my story...
Me and two buddies, let's call 'em S and H, went to a larger city last Saturday (we're from a tiny dry county, and we went to a large, wet county). Anyways, whenever we go to a wet county, we always eat at a restaurant that serves alcohol, and one of us will order a beer for the hell of it; just to see how mean the waiter/waitress is. You see, we're all 18, and none of us really look passibly 21.
Anyways, we roll in there and sit down at a booth. It's my turn to try and order an alcoholic beverage. The waitress comes over and asks "What can I get you guys to drink?" I pipe in and say "Hmm, well a pitcher of Bud should do us. WHat do you guys think?" *everyone agrees*
At this moment, we expect to be carded/laughed at/something like that. But, she says "Comin' up" and just walks off. We look at each other puzzled, thinking she's just screwing with us. A minute or two later, she comes back with a big honkin' effin PITCHER OF BEER. Our eyes get as big as hubcaps, but we play it cool. She pours the glasses, and starts to walk off. Then, my buddy H (who doesn't drink... he's a square) orders a Coke isntead, leaving me and my bro S to kill an unexpected/highly illegal PITCHER OF BEER.
We wait a few moments, to see if cops were gonna come rolling in to arrest us or something... they never do. After about thiry seconds, S and I start drinking that sucker, and don't stop 'till there ain't a drop left in the pitcher.
We paid for our food/beer, and tipped the waitress a cool 15 bucks. Got away scott free, and drank in public at the ripe young age of 18.
We felt like kings of the world for that one hour.
Doesn't that friggin' rule all!?
Me and two buddies, let's call 'em S and H, went to a larger city last Saturday (we're from a tiny dry county, and we went to a large, wet county). Anyways, whenever we go to a wet county, we always eat at a restaurant that serves alcohol, and one of us will order a beer for the hell of it; just to see how mean the waiter/waitress is. You see, we're all 18, and none of us really look passibly 21.
Anyways, we roll in there and sit down at a booth. It's my turn to try and order an alcoholic beverage. The waitress comes over and asks "What can I get you guys to drink?" I pipe in and say "Hmm, well a pitcher of Bud should do us. WHat do you guys think?" *everyone agrees*
At this moment, we expect to be carded/laughed at/something like that. But, she says "Comin' up" and just walks off. We look at each other puzzled, thinking she's just screwing with us. A minute or two later, she comes back with a big honkin' effin PITCHER OF BEER. Our eyes get as big as hubcaps, but we play it cool. She pours the glasses, and starts to walk off. Then, my buddy H (who doesn't drink... he's a square) orders a Coke isntead, leaving me and my bro S to kill an unexpected/highly illegal PITCHER OF BEER.
We wait a few moments, to see if cops were gonna come rolling in to arrest us or something... they never do. After about thiry seconds, S and I start drinking that sucker, and don't stop 'till there ain't a drop left in the pitcher.
We paid for our food/beer, and tipped the waitress a cool 15 bucks. Got away scott free, and drank in public at the ripe young age of 18.
We felt like kings of the world for that one hour.
Doesn't that friggin' rule all!?
