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My Awesome Story of Underage Drinking

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I considered putting this in the "Drunk" thread, but this is so effin' cool I couldn't just bury it as a mere post. Ayite, here's my story...

Me and two buddies, let's call 'em S and H, went to a larger city last Saturday (we're from a tiny dry county, and we went to a large, wet county). Anyways, whenever we go to a wet county, we always eat at a restaurant that serves alcohol, and one of us will order a beer for the hell of it; just to see how mean the waiter/waitress is. You see, we're all 18, and none of us really look passibly 21.

Anyways, we roll in there and sit down at a booth. It's my turn to try and order an alcoholic beverage. The waitress comes over and asks "What can I get you guys to drink?" I pipe in and say "Hmm, well a pitcher of Bud should do us. WHat do you guys think?" *everyone agrees*

At this moment, we expect to be carded/laughed at/something like that. But, she says "Comin' up" and just walks off. We look at each other puzzled, thinking she's just screwing with us. A minute or two later, she comes back with a big honkin' effin PITCHER OF BEER. Our eyes get as big as hubcaps, but we play it cool. She pours the glasses, and starts to walk off. Then, my buddy H (who doesn't drink... he's a square) orders a Coke isntead, leaving me and my bro S to kill an unexpected/highly illegal PITCHER OF BEER.

We wait a few moments, to see if cops were gonna come rolling in to arrest us or something... they never do. After about thiry seconds, S and I start drinking that sucker, and don't stop 'till there ain't a drop left in the pitcher.

We paid for our food/beer, and tipped the waitress a cool 15 bucks. Got away scott free, and drank in public at the ripe young age of 18.

We felt like kings of the world for that one hour.

Doesn't that friggin' rule all!?

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"When looking up there, I just felt whole, like I belonged. Like one day I too would shine my most brilliant. Sitting there also made me think about sitting through services at my little country church back home. About that never-changing congregation of the same sixty-seven people and everyone has known you since before you were born. Now, out here in the real world, everything just seemed more vivid than when I used to sit in that little pew. That pew that was now so, so far away from where I was. I feared I had somehow left God behind there, too. I feared he was somehow just sitting there, saving my seat on the fifth pew from the front row, just waiting on me to come back. I left so quickly, I worried that he may not have noticed I was gone. And, now, I’m just too far away to find. So he’s just sitting there, patiently waiting on me to come back. I closed my eyes and prayed a moment. I hoped more than anything that he could still hear me." -an excerpt from my novella, A Sea of Fallen Leaves.

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heh heh heh

legal age is 21.

Thats just funny.
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I know!!! That ruled so very much.
"When looking up there, I just felt whole, like I belonged. Like one day I too would shine my most brilliant. Sitting there also made me think about sitting through services at my little country church back home. About that never-changing congregation of the same sixty-seven people and everyone has known you since before you were born. Now, out here in the real world, everything just seemed more vivid than when I used to sit in that little pew. That pew that was now so, so far away from where I was. I feared I had somehow left God behind there, too. I feared he was somehow just sitting there, saving my seat on the fifth pew from the front row, just waiting on me to come back. I left so quickly, I worried that he may not have noticed I was gone. And, now, I’m just too far away to find. So he’s just sitting there, patiently waiting on me to come back. I closed my eyes and prayed a moment. I hoped more than anything that he could still hear me." -an excerpt from my novella, A Sea of Fallen Leaves.

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oh jeez, that is cool, i wish they would do that around here, that would be nice :drool:
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I have a question.

Since you are all younger guys that likely had little to no drinking experiece, did you intend on tipping the waitress $15?

A friend of mine went to Montreal and went drinking. She woke up the next day and had bought about 8 shirts without remembering it.
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clumsyfreak8 wrote:oh jeez, that is cool, i wish they would do that around here, that would be nice :drool:


It took trying it at every restaurant for the last, like, two years, but it finally paid off. Totally worth it, too. 8-)
"When looking up there, I just felt whole, like I belonged. Like one day I too would shine my most brilliant. Sitting there also made me think about sitting through services at my little country church back home. About that never-changing congregation of the same sixty-seven people and everyone has known you since before you were born. Now, out here in the real world, everything just seemed more vivid than when I used to sit in that little pew. That pew that was now so, so far away from where I was. I feared I had somehow left God behind there, too. I feared he was somehow just sitting there, saving my seat on the fifth pew from the front row, just waiting on me to come back. I left so quickly, I worried that he may not have noticed I was gone. And, now, I’m just too far away to find. So he’s just sitting there, patiently waiting on me to come back. I closed my eyes and prayed a moment. I hoped more than anything that he could still hear me." -an excerpt from my novella, A Sea of Fallen Leaves.

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haha, my daddy buys me coolers, so i guess im happy for now :roll:
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ugh, 21 seems so long to be able to drink, i am liking it at 19 over here :)
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That's totallllly different. Getting beer in private's no big; but in public my friend; THAT is an accomplishment. Three cheers for me!! Hooray! Hooray!! Hooray!!!
"When looking up there, I just felt whole, like I belonged. Like one day I too would shine my most brilliant. Sitting there also made me think about sitting through services at my little country church back home. About that never-changing congregation of the same sixty-seven people and everyone has known you since before you were born. Now, out here in the real world, everything just seemed more vivid than when I used to sit in that little pew. That pew that was now so, so far away from where I was. I feared I had somehow left God behind there, too. I feared he was somehow just sitting there, saving my seat on the fifth pew from the front row, just waiting on me to come back. I left so quickly, I worried that he may not have noticed I was gone. And, now, I’m just too far away to find. So he’s just sitting there, patiently waiting on me to come back. I closed my eyes and prayed a moment. I hoped more than anything that he could still hear me." -an excerpt from my novella, A Sea of Fallen Leaves.

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Well Kudos to you... i guess.
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ya, that is a pretty big accomplishment :nod:
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:oops:

*fake modesty*
"When looking up there, I just felt whole, like I belonged. Like one day I too would shine my most brilliant. Sitting there also made me think about sitting through services at my little country church back home. About that never-changing congregation of the same sixty-seven people and everyone has known you since before you were born. Now, out here in the real world, everything just seemed more vivid than when I used to sit in that little pew. That pew that was now so, so far away from where I was. I feared I had somehow left God behind there, too. I feared he was somehow just sitting there, saving my seat on the fifth pew from the front row, just waiting on me to come back. I left so quickly, I worried that he may not have noticed I was gone. And, now, I’m just too far away to find. So he’s just sitting there, patiently waiting on me to come back. I closed my eyes and prayed a moment. I hoped more than anything that he could still hear me." -an excerpt from my novella, A Sea of Fallen Leaves.

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18 = underage ---> :lol:

If you're having a meal you can have wine and beer at 16 here. Or even if you're not having a meal cos no-one gets IDed. :mrgreen:
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and somehow inbetween you've got to master lying to yourself
you back the cause, get out of school, you get a job, the job gets you
and somehow every day you end up serving somebody else
now if that ain't panic that you're feeling, then you damn well better start
you can drive it into that head of yours with the hammer in your heart.

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Age didnt matter for The Johnathan 8-)
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Curse you damned... Brits? I'm guessing?
"When looking up there, I just felt whole, like I belonged. Like one day I too would shine my most brilliant. Sitting there also made me think about sitting through services at my little country church back home. About that never-changing congregation of the same sixty-seven people and everyone has known you since before you were born. Now, out here in the real world, everything just seemed more vivid than when I used to sit in that little pew. That pew that was now so, so far away from where I was. I feared I had somehow left God behind there, too. I feared he was somehow just sitting there, saving my seat on the fifth pew from the front row, just waiting on me to come back. I left so quickly, I worried that he may not have noticed I was gone. And, now, I’m just too far away to find. So he’s just sitting there, patiently waiting on me to come back. I closed my eyes and prayed a moment. I hoped more than anything that he could still hear me." -an excerpt from my novella, A Sea of Fallen Leaves.

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Canuck actually. The legal age here in Alberta is 18. BUT The Johnathan has been able to accuire alchohol and "other" materials since the tender age of 14 8-)
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Jeebus. It sucks booty being an American... except for civil liberties, those are cool.

But, if we're going by the age of acquireability, I'd fall at about 13/14 tender little years as well.
"When looking up there, I just felt whole, like I belonged. Like one day I too would shine my most brilliant. Sitting there also made me think about sitting through services at my little country church back home. About that never-changing congregation of the same sixty-seven people and everyone has known you since before you were born. Now, out here in the real world, everything just seemed more vivid than when I used to sit in that little pew. That pew that was now so, so far away from where I was. I feared I had somehow left God behind there, too. I feared he was somehow just sitting there, saving my seat on the fifth pew from the front row, just waiting on me to come back. I left so quickly, I worried that he may not have noticed I was gone. And, now, I’m just too far away to find. So he’s just sitting there, patiently waiting on me to come back. I closed my eyes and prayed a moment. I hoped more than anything that he could still hear me." -an excerpt from my novella, A Sea of Fallen Leaves.

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can you go into a liquer store and buy booze without getting carded?
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Holy crap NO. If you look under, like, 30 -- They card.

But, I personally know a place or two I can purchase from, but that's dastardly, under-the-table purchases.
"When looking up there, I just felt whole, like I belonged. Like one day I too would shine my most brilliant. Sitting there also made me think about sitting through services at my little country church back home. About that never-changing congregation of the same sixty-seven people and everyone has known you since before you were born. Now, out here in the real world, everything just seemed more vivid than when I used to sit in that little pew. That pew that was now so, so far away from where I was. I feared I had somehow left God behind there, too. I feared he was somehow just sitting there, saving my seat on the fifth pew from the front row, just waiting on me to come back. I left so quickly, I worried that he may not have noticed I was gone. And, now, I’m just too far away to find. So he’s just sitting there, patiently waiting on me to come back. I closed my eyes and prayed a moment. I hoped more than anything that he could still hear me." -an excerpt from my novella, A Sea of Fallen Leaves.

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