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The Inappropriate Jokes Thread
Posted: 9/28/2003, 12:31 pm
by happening fish
Disclaimer:
This thread is in good fun and no distasteful remarks should be taken to reflect the personal opinions of the joke-tellers in any way. A well-developed, not easily offended sense of humour is recommended.
You have been warned
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What's orange and hangs from a branch in my front yard?
(black text:)
I can paint my nigger any colour I want!
Posted: 9/28/2003, 12:51 pm
by ihatethunderbay
I got this joke from the movie The Boondock Saints.
So there's a Mexican, a Black guy, and a White guy. They all find a magic lamp.
So the Mexican rubs the jamp and a genie appears, and grants him one wish. His wish is, "I want all my people to be out of America and happy and free and back in Mexico." so POOF. it happens.
The black guy does the same, "I want all my people out of America and to be happy and free and in Africa."
So then the WHite guy goes up. He asks the genie, "So all the Mexicans and Blacks are out of America?" the genie says "yeah."
The white guy thinks, and then answers, "I think I'll have a coke."
Posted: 9/28/2003, 12:53 pm
by happening fish
classic ^
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He saw the gas bill.
Posted: 9/28/2003, 1:18 pm
by Johnny
^
I dont get it
Posted: 9/28/2003, 1:56 pm
by finding emo
gas chambers used to kill the jews
Posted: 9/28/2003, 2:29 pm
by Henrietta
I read the same variation of that joke, but w/ Bush, a Canadian, and Sadam. Maybe it was here...was it? I can't remember.
Posted: 9/28/2003, 3:07 pm
by Dabekk
German #1: did you know that Hitler's dog has no nose
German #2: really? how does it smell?
German #1: awful.
Posted: 9/28/2003, 4:40 pm
by happening fish
Lame
How do you fit 10 black guys in a car?
Throw in a welfare check.
How do you get them out?
Throw in a job application.
Posted: 9/28/2003, 5:21 pm
by Axtech
Posted: 9/28/2003, 5:45 pm
by happening fish
^ yeah that pretty much sums up this entire thread
How do you fit 300 jews in a car?
(black)
Two in the front, three in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.
Wow. That's awful
Posted: 9/28/2003, 5:50 pm
by Johnny
sums up the whole thread.
Posted: 9/28/2003, 6:00 pm
by Axtech
That one was just bad...
Posted: 9/28/2003, 6:05 pm
by happening fish
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them
Posted: 9/28/2003, 6:06 pm
by Axtech
Posted: 9/28/2003, 6:45 pm
by Henrietta
Oh man. I keep reading them...
Posted: 9/28/2003, 6:50 pm
by happening fish
Got any?
Posted: 9/28/2003, 7:05 pm
by Henrietta
The last one I heard was my junior year of high school that stayed with me..and I'm not sure if I remember it correctly. Let's see...
What do you call three Chinese people, one Mexican, and three African Americans in a line?
A sprinker.
Chink chink chink spic nigga nigga nigga
Posted: 9/28/2003, 7:07 pm
by happening fish
another classic
Posted: 9/28/2003, 7:40 pm
by Johnny
Goodness
Posted: 9/28/2003, 7:46 pm
by happening fish
Jonathan, the fact that you keep coming in here tells me that you are secretly enjoying yourself